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She was at the door again *THUD* *THUD *THUD GODDAMNIT IT CHRIST, STOP DRAWING CAT COCK, AND COME PLAY WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! She didn't understand. She couldn't understand. I can't stop until it is perfectperfect I can never stop Daddy? Daddy, I'll wear the otter hat! You can call me Phillipe! Just..come out. Please? I miss my daddy. so many distractions....but no matter. soon I will be finished and then...I can finally be freefreeeeee
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I'd like to suggest "YOU ARE ASININE!"
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Johnny Aztec posted:She was at the door again woah
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Chris Onstad pauses briefly. A distraction. He hasn't seen what the goons are saying about the strip since he managed to start a weekly update schedule. What are they saying? Probably nothing good. Don't check. Don't. But he does anyway. Johnny Aztec posted:She was at the door again He should not have checked.
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New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your entire life while you frantically refresh a webcomic about cats and depression.
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satan!!! posted:New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your entire life while you frantically refresh a webcomic about cats and depression. "New, Vlad-powered strip Friday PM."
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satan!!! posted:New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your wife while you frantically draw a webcomic about cat cocks and depression. No, but really I'm just ragging a bit on Onstad. Achewood is really great.
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Fillerbunny posted:ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS This is awesome. You rock.
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Satorr posted:This is awesome. You rock. Thanks, I'm glad you like it. I neglected to mention earlier that I've come up with a solution for the two proposed changes, I just need to implement them. Perhaps sometime tonight? No one knows for sure! Fillerbunny fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 22, 2013 |
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withak posted:
Is always good makeouts with Vlad, baby.
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Dodgeball posted:Is always good makeouts with Vlad, baby. Vlad picks, from petal to petal, until you are nudest you are ever being. Until you are so nude.
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 HELLO MOBILE USERS I fixed up the mobile page and made those changes that were requested on the previous page, along with some of the quotes. I hope you like it. http://achewood.totesrad.com
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Fillerbunny posted:
Seems solid. Thanks for the quality work on this! Time to read through the whole thing again...
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I'm still stuck at waiting for query.yahooapis.com May your weekend be free of the hand of Dixie.
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A Violence Gang posted:I'm still stuck at waiting for query.yahooapis.com If that happens, keep trying. The Yahoo API hasn't always been super responsive for me, but it's necessary for what I'm trying to accomplish.
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I tried for 15 minutes on ohnorobot, and I can't find the strip where Vlad and Teodor are on Vlad's radio show, and Vlad has some quote like 'I am registerink patent in millenium you spend speaking of ...'. Is that too vague? I'm freaking out.
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satan!!! posted:I tried for 15 minutes on ohnorobot, and I can't find the strip where Vlad and Teodor are on Vlad's radio show, and Vlad has some quote like 'I am registerink patent in millenium you spend speaking of ...'. Is that too vague? I'm freaking out. Bfeh! You are failed by marketplace. I ended up searching for "Disney" because I remembered Vlad doing his show on the pretext that Onstad went to Disneyland. Perhaps too much of my brain is dedicated to Achewood.
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Hah, I knew it was some reason like that. Thanks a bunch.
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New strip is up! Vlad and Teodor have strong opinions about puberty.
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Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though.
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So Rolling Stone recently interviewed Charles Manson. A choice excerpt.. quote:What violence?" he says, speaking louder. Then the subject turns from knives to guns. "What's violent about pulling your finger across the trigger? There's no violence. It's just a person there and you move your finger and they're gone. What's violent about that? Wonder if he likes basketball?
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Daktar posted:Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though. I just imagined Teodor as noted MMA face eraser Fedor Emilianeko. Made even funnier by Teodor's comment about really really needing to hit something. Thanks for the laugh.
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Fillerbunny posted:
Thanks to this, I'm now able to read the new comic AND see the alt-text without having to get out of my bed in the morning. That's totally raw. You're a real hero style dude, you know that?
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Daktar posted:Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though. I didn't mind it. The Connie arc had him doing whatever the hell with the antler and such and it was one of my favourite Vlad appearances.
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Yeah, that English sounds a little too broken even for Vlad. I'll admit that "fragile pudding of baby" made me chuckle, though.
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Not to mention that Phillipe is and always will be 5. But I can relate to Puberty being like letting a plum rot in a jar.
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Paramemetic posted:Thanks to this, I'm now able to read the new comic AND see the alt-text without having to get out of my bed in the morning. That's totally raw. You're a real hero style dude, you know that? So you have ambition of tick on coma victim?
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ProfZoom posted:So Rolling Stone recently interviewed Charles Manson. A choice excerpt..  Real talk though, it's disgusting they did this interview. There's nothing to be gained from putting him on display except giving him the audience he craves. /soap box
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ryonguy posted:
Yeha, he's kind of been on a media tour. There was a thing that he is engaged to a 25 year old, or something like that?
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Ahahaha, this is amazing you beautiful bastard.
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The new Vlad comic is an excellent distillation of what Achewood is about: the flailing about through life of the American male deprived of a rite of passage into adulthood. It's going on my list of 'Achewoods that explain Achewood'.
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ryonguy posted:
You're talking about the same magazine that put the Boston Marathon bomber on its cover. They want to be edgy, but we've been in the bottom of the gutter so long that they're just another pig wallowing in depravity.
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What he's saying there is similar to what they told Japanese soldiers in WWII, something like "you are not killing someone, you are merely observing how you pull the trigger, the bullet exits your rifle and travels through another man's body", it's based on Zen detachment stuff that was very popular in the 60s - too bad it's also easily used to enact cruelty.
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Vlad's been getting progressively more 'ethnic' as time's gone by. He was already pretty boraty before the Great Hiatus. What with that pile of stuff he made for connie and his girlfriend to mack on/around.
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Fallom posted:I'm convinced at that point that most complaints about characters "losing their voice" are due to people having faulty memory:  I think you're right.
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Vlad is not Lie Bot and Lie Bot is not Vlad. They've moved past the point of being irritated when people make that mistake, though.
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