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Pick posted:I think of them as mostly annoyingly twee, but not "I feel bad for how bad you are at dressing yourself" like one of those little loving pretend tiny askew tophats I think it depends on who's wearing 'em: a fiteen year-old is cute, if you're 25, you're a closet furry.
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honestly I'm pretty easy-going on what other people choose to wear, especially women, especially if they're going "gently caress you, society that says I can't wear cargo shorts!" even if cargo shorts are bad but what makes me place corsets in the fedora camp is 1) they look like rear end and 2) they're associated with internet subculture and all that entails. like, a cat hoodie tells me you have taste like a middle-schooler, a corset means you probably want to tell me about WoW or Homestuck *exception for dressing up skanky for sex times, then Frederick's of Hollywood away
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Nov 23, 2013 04:07
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a dog collar means you're going to tell me about your furry boyfriend and your self-diagnosed bipolar within two minutes of talking to you
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Nov 23, 2013 04:08
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Portals posted:a dog collar means you're going to tell me about your furry boyfriend and your self-diagnosed BPD within two minutes of talking to you I did once politely chat with a friend of a friend who wore such a collar and told me literally within five minutes that she's soooo into BDSM (for guys reading: this was not a traditionally attractive woman, not one bit, so put your boners away) I do not morally object to how much B to the D to the SM you do, but I don't loving care! I don't care at all!!! not unless I am loving you at exactly this second!!! why do you feel the need to tell me about it? you're not getting a reaction from me so go try to flip a nun or something
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Nov 23, 2013 04:10
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I did some design work for a burlesque troupe, and can tell you first hand that people who wear corsets and fascinators are mostly insufferable. The ladies in the troupe weren't that bad, but good god, the people who came to their gigs were embarrassing. Girls who wear dog collars always, always, want to tell you far too much about their sex lives, and they're never people you want to imagine having sex.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:10
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expectation: reality:  (i'm sure she's a nice lady, my point is purely fascinator-based and the failure of a fascinator in real-life scenarios as opposed to fashion mags and on stupidly wealthy people. in a way she is the primary victim here because a very wrong subset of humanity convinced her that fascinators look good.)
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Nov 23, 2013 04:17
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that first photo with the fascinator doesn't look good either, what the hell.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:19
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that's as good as they get  
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Nov 23, 2013 04:21
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I could probably slap together a hilarious fascinator with stuff I have laying around the house. It would amuse me, and I'd probably have fun putting it together, but I'd have the good sense not to go outside or leave photographic evidence
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Nov 23, 2013 04:22
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I did not know what a fascinator was until just now. True story.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:23
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Gravitee posted:I did not know what a fascinator was until just now. True story. I'm sorry you lost your innocence. Seriously though, they're another of those catwalk fashions that really needs to stay there, it's just not meant for the world outside high fashion
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Nov 23, 2013 04:25
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I feel like Dita can pull them off but she really commits to the whole look: 
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Nov 23, 2013 04:26
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Certain ones are acceptable on brides.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:26
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t_violet posted:I feel like Dita can pull them off but she really commits to the whole look: It's like a satellite orbiting her head.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:28
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Bag of Hamsters posted:My sister is married and going to have her first, so I don't get the "you have to carry on the line!" anymore. I took my wife's last name because my bio dad is a wife beating douchebag. I kinda forget to tell people before the wedding and had my name announced as my new wife's name. Confusion reigned. Her family was really surprised and pleased because they don't have men in this generation and they did more for me than my rear end in a top hat ever did.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:28
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Her very own solar system 
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Crow Jane posted:I could probably slap together a hilarious fascinator with stuff I have laying around the house. It would amuse me, and I'd probably have fun putting it together, but I'd have the good sense not to go outside or leave photographic evidence I'm pretty sure this is what people do when they make fascinators to sell on Etsy for hilariously over the top prices e: how is this a good mannequin to model anything  \/\/\/ yeah that legit looks awesome but it'd be silly to see on someone normally \/\/\/ Portals fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Nov 23, 2013 |
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Nov 23, 2013 04:32
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Chiba City Blues posted:Her very own solar system A sexy solar system!  
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Nov 23, 2013 04:34
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She can wear it, she's a famous hot person who has people to check and make sure it's okay
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Nov 23, 2013 05:11
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Dita looks ridic beautiful but she'd still get a  from me as a normal person in public outside of the fanciest of themed balls
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Nov 23, 2013 05:21
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Combating gato pics w doggy one. Linked cuz phone I dunno if it's huge http://imgur.com/riKeC49 This dog has some will Smith looking ears
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Nov 23, 2013 05:29
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Booya! 
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Nov 23, 2013 05:30
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Donkay NOoo posted:Combating gato pics w doggy one. Linked cuz phone I dunno if it's huge Wanna pet that dogge
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Nov 23, 2013 05:31
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Hey fellow ladies I heard you like animals. Putting tiny dogs in sweaters seems like a girl thing to do. She doesn't hold still very well.
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Nov 23, 2013 05:46
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is that a waffle did you give your dog a waffle
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Nov 23, 2013 05:48
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It's a little rawhide shaped waffle, are waffles bad for dogs???
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Nov 23, 2013 05:49
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Ladies what is the best advice for us Goon pick up artists, besides a more expensive fedora?
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Nov 23, 2013 05:50
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i really considered getting a sweater for my cat this year, but she's a spry bitch and would cut me if i tried. i mean, she looks like a little fatty ding dong, but nope - mostly muscle. 
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ZHamburglar posted:Ladies what is the best advice for us Goon pick up artists, besides a more expensive fedora?
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Nov 23, 2013 05:53
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ZHamburglar posted:Ladies what is the best advice for us Goon pick up artists, besides a more expensive fedora? If you're not pointing at the door at least twenty times you're doing it wrong
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Obligatory Toast posted:i really considered getting a sweater for my cat this year, but she's a spy bitch and would cut me if i tried. i mean, she looks like a little fatty ding dong, but nope - mostly muscle. Awwww, she looks like my brother's kitty .
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Nov 23, 2013 05:55
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liked your post better when it said "spy bitch" like your cat is M16
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Nov 23, 2013 05:55
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in order to get an ins with the ladies as a pua, you have to cut your balls off. we can smell testosterone and it just triggers a fight or flight response in us.Pick posted:liked your post better when it said "spy bitch" like your cat is M16
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Nov 23, 2013 05:56
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Pick posted:liked your post better when it said "spy bitch" like your cat is M16 How do you know your's isn't?
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Here is my kitty! I woke her up on accident while going to take a photo of a surprise gift someone sent me (to post in a public thank you message), so I left her in the shot. She's half cuddlebug and half pointy razors. ZHamburglar posted:Ladies what is the best advice for us Goon pick up artists, besides a more expensive fedora? Buy them cheap corsets and fascinators.
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Nov 23, 2013 05:59
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Crow Jane posted:How do you know yours isn't? he's 2 sweet
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Edit: drat phone
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Nov 23, 2013 06:05
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i once had a cat that was 2 fat 2 furrious. im sorry.
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Nov 23, 2013 06:05
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back home we have the worst cat ever... I love her but she is seriously, seriously bad my mom rescued her from some train tracks but that cat ain't never been right it hisses and spits and yeowls and wants exactly four pats, no more or it will bite the christ out of you, it wants to sit near the tub but if you move it will scratch your face, it has hosed up all the banisters, it gets hair in endless places, it will walk up to the keyboard and bite your hands, it will hide and scratch your ankles as you walk by, it will run up to houseguests and bite their ankles, seriously the worst
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Fabulist posted:Here is my kitty! I woke her up on accident while going to take a photo of a surprise gift someone sent me (to post in a public thank you message), so I left her in the shot. She's half cuddlebug and half pointy razors. I love cats that are basically huge fuzzy voids with eyes
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