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Elfface posted:Heroic Roma/Gypsie/Traveller/ What about... The Nomad! That was only Ultimate Pietro and Wanda, and it was...well, Mark Millar implied it a lot, but then Jeph Loeb came out and yelled "THESE TWO ARE loving. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER, AND THEY ARE loving. IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT YOU'RE A BIGOT," using the Wasp as his mouthpiece for this for some reason. There's literally a scene where Captain America realizes they are banging, and Wasp tells him that he needs to get with the times and stop being an old man, cause incest is the bees knees nowadays.
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TheJoker138 posted:That was only Ultimate Pietro and Wanda, and it was...well, Mark Millar implied it a lot, but then Jeph Loeb came out and yelled "THESE TWO ARE loving. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER, AND THEY ARE loving. IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT YOU'RE A BIGOT," using the Wasp as his mouthpiece for this for some reason. There's literally a scene where Captain America realizes they are banging, and Wasp tells him that he needs to get with the times and stop being an old man, cause incest is the bees knees nowadays. Exhibit A in evidence of this: 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:NYC Cops are a special kind of dick. Spidey looks so incredibly pissed by it in that last panel. It's perfect. It's not only perfect, it'd be a great avatar. Also, the cop wanted to give Spidey a ticket because Spidey would have to sign his copy of it, then he could sell the ticket for cash. TheJoker138 posted:That was only Ultimate Pietro and Wanda, and it was...well, Mark Millar implied it a lot, but then Jeph Loeb came out and yelled "THESE TWO ARE loving. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER, AND THEY ARE loving. IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT YOU'RE A BIGOT," using the Wasp as his mouthpiece for this for some reason. There's literally a scene where Captain America realizes they are banging, and Wasp tells him that he needs to get with the times and stop being an old man, cause incest is the bees knees nowadays. When 'spergers become comic writers, news at 11. That being said, it somehow bothers me less than the granddaddy of all "what the gently caress was the writer thinking" situations like the Ms. Marvel/Carol Danvers snafu: http://carolastrickland.com/comics/msmarvel/ BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Nov 22, 2013 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:It's not only perfect, it'd be a great avatar. That one is amazing since it has Claremont going wait a minute that is hosed up. Did you even think of the implications? Madman Comics 1  (Do not worry the Beatnicks later become the Superhero team The Atomics.) Later I will have to post some of the Madman Twister game.
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Now i know. What question really didn't need an answer.
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I know it was supposed to be a joke. But that was still weird and a bit unsettling.
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Elfface posted:Heroic Roma/Gypsie/Traveller/ What about... The Nomad! Pretty sure neither Steve Rogers nor Jack Monroe are gypsies CharlestheHammer posted:I know it was supposed to be a joke. Yost and Sumerack aren't terrible either. Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Nov 23, 2013 |
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I'd say Queseda got the joke too. He just chose to instead go with the "Squirrel Girl always wins without explanation" joke instead.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I know it was supposed to be a joke. I really hope Frank Cho said that with the most deadpan look on his face.
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Choco1980 posted:I'd say Queseda got the joke too. He just chose to instead go with the "Squirrel Girl always wins without explanation" joke instead. Yeah, I forgot Quesada somehow. Actually going back over it the only creepy ones are JMS, Cebluski, Cho and Kyle. And depending on delivery, Kyle and Cho could be jokes. Actually, I don't blame any of the writers for answering a question they were asked, but the idea of asking and publishing the drat thing is really stupid and weird.
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bobkatt013 posted:That one is amazing since it has Claremont going wait a minute that is hosed up. Did you even think of the implications? Yup. For all the ribbing Claremont gets, sometimes it's better to have a perv with boundaries than a bunch of jerks who don't think about or care what they're doing.
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Kalli posted:From Uncanny X-men #493:
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Soonmot posted:That entire scene from Sex Criminals 3 should be posted. Basically, they wanted to do karoke with Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls, but couldn't secure the rights in time, so the entire song is "censored" with Fraction's post it notes. I appreciate the fact they went to press with a joke about being banned by iTunes about a week or two before they were banned by Apple.
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CapnAndy posted:I'm mostly surprised that it's the lone woman they asked who pegs the "you put too much thought into this" needle. Not sure there was a lot of thought in that, every girl of a certain age has a thing for Gambit.
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CapnAndy posted:I'm mostly surprised that it's the lone woman they asked who pegs the "you put too much thought into this" needle. She's over explaining, not over thinking.
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Christmas Jones posted:Yup. For all the ribbing Claremont gets, sometimes it's better to have a perv with boundaries than a bunch of jerks who don't think about or care what they're doing. Hahaha yeah, Claremont has got a lot of flak he done a lot of good stories when he keeps the fetish content down and is actually one of the first feminist/feminist-friendly writers at Marvel. poo poo, if you think about it, he might be the reincarnation of William Moulton Marsh (who died 3 years before Claremont was born)!
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I'm just trying to imagine the funny stories Galactus would tell Fraction on a date.
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SilverSupernova posted:I'm just trying to imagine the funny stories Galactus would tell Fraction on a date. 60% of it would be bitching about Reed and the F4, the rest would be just typical "reality is beyond your scope" and it would end with an awkward moment in which Fraction insists on paying for the planet Galactus had for dinner while Galactus tries to explain how he doesn't really pay for things.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:60% of it would be bitching about Reed and the F4, the rest would be just typical "reality is beyond your scope" and it would end with an awkward moment in which Fraction insists on paying for the planet Galactus had for dinner while Galactus tries to explain how he doesn't really pay for things. I dunno. You could ask him about what he remembers of the old universe.
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Skwirl posted:Pretty sure neither Steve Rogers nor Jack Monroe are gypsies Van Lente's got to be joking too, right?
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SilverSupernova posted:I'm just trying to imagine the funny stories Galactus would tell Fraction on a date. "So I'm on some planet and these guys are just like 'Nooo, please don't eat us!' and I start saying poo poo like "Nay, the decision is made! So says Galactus!' I'm telling you, me and Norrin could hardly keep our faces straight. Pfft, who talks like that?"
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Van Lente's got to be joking too, right? No, I'm pretty sure he's a necrophiliac. We should start a campaign to get him fired from his job, because it's inconceivable that any right-thinking person would joke about that. The previous statement was intended as sarcasm, and the author apologizes if anyone misconstrued it. Thank you for your support.
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prefect posted:No, I'm pretty sure he's a necrophiliac. We should start a campaign to get him fired from his job, because it's inconceivable that any right-thinking person would joke about that. It's not necrophilia if they're both dead, you bigot   Ghost Rider #31
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In case people missed it, there's a second one of these now.      Source Thanos' "Here we go" when Darkseid starts talking about The Wire is great.
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Oh man, I thought I was going insane and imagined up a fictional supervillain with a sphere for a head, but there you go.
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Madrox posted:The "Previously..." summary page in Fraction and Zdarsky's Sex Criminals #3. Is it supposed to be cut off?
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Die Laughing posted:Is it supposed to be cut off?
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SynthOrange posted:Oh man, I thought I was going insane and imagined up a fictional supervillain with a sphere for a head, but there you go. Ruby Thursday is the weirdest loving character. That must've been the height of the "let's do tons of drugs and come up with new dudes" era.
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