The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

jscolon2.0 posted:

Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame!
Man: We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!
Krusty: Try my new Krusty Ribwich... mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!

Think smaller. Think more legs.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 03:34

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:59

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Think smaller. Think more legs.

I stuck a couple extra legs on there, cause I kept tipping over when I was trying to invent stuff.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 03:51

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Think smaller. Think more legs.

You promised me dog or higher!! :arghfist:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:25

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

ShaqDiesel posted:

Think smaller. Think more legs.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:38

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

IMJack posted:

There is little meat in these gym mats!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:45

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?

# ? Nov 25, 2013 07:04

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 07:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?

Let him go, Drink-Mix Man. He knows what he's doing.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 09:50

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

ShaqDiesel posted:

Think smaller. Think more legs.

That's right ShaqDiesel. A wonderful MAAAGICAL animal.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 10:00

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

That's right ShaqDiesel. A wonderful MAAAGICAL animal.

Fear not, Skeesix. I am your spirit guide.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 10:10

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

MondayHotDog posted:

Fear not, Skeesix. I am your spirit guide.

...and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War.
When they returned, the old girl was just as they left her, only now, it was infested with thousands, upon thousands of rats.
And if you listen real carefully, you can still hear them gnawing away at the apples and splashing around in the toilets.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 12:57

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

mrfart posted:

...and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War.
When they returned, the old girl was just as they left her, only now, it was infested with thousands, upon thousands of rats.
And if you listen real carefully, you can still hear them gnawing away at the apples and splashing around in the toilets.

A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread...

# ? Nov 25, 2013 15:01

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Spiffster posted:

A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread...

Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this. Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria...

# ? Nov 25, 2013 16:44

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

OH Come on, Bort, FUGU ME!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 17:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Spiffster posted:

A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread...

The thread is full of potassium bisorbate!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 18:13

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

jscolon2.0 posted:

The thread is full of potassium bisorbate!

Jscolon, you said that about all the threads.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 19:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

OH Come on, Bort, FUGU ME!

My skilled hands are busy! :pervert:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:15

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My skilled hands are busy!

You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:16

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut...

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

The thread is full of potassium bisorbate!

This thread is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeviiiiil!!!

HellOnEarth posted:

Jscolon, you said that about all the threads.

I just want attention. :smith:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:52

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

CatchrNdRy posted:

You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

Wow, look at that... How do they know to cross there!?

# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:10

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Spiffster posted:

Wow, look at that... How do they know to cross there!?

YOU DUCKS ARE REALLY TRYING MY PATIENCE!...but you're so cute

# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:21

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

This thread is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeviiiiil!!!

I just want attention.

No IMJack, God didn't lock your thread, but he was working in the hearts of your goons be they Christian, Jew, or...

CatchrNdRy posted:

miscellaneous.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:25

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

miscellaneous.

Yes of course, let me check my non-Christian rolodex.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:35

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

No IMJack, God didn't lock your thread, but he was working in the hearts of your goons be they Christian, Jew, or...

miscellaneous.

By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever?

# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:40

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Deviant posted:

By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever?

I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:00

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever.

From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:07

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever.

Then call me Mrs. Scum!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:47

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Women's Rights? posted:

From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money

Oh, don't you worry. Most of us will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:53

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Striking Yak posted:

Then call me Mrs. Scum!

Yeah, you see how you scum.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:53

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yeah, you see how you scum.

Oh yeah?

Bart, come here a minute!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:55

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Women's Rights? posted:

From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money

Oh, don't worry Goons. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.

edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss.......

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 25, 2013

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:56

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

CatchrNdRy posted:

edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss.......

Ha! Close but no donut, Catch!

# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:17

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yeah, you see how you scum.

Not if they were called Scum Drops.

# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:26

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Not if they were called Scum Drops.

You can't win friends with Writer
You can't win friends with Writer
You can't win friends with Writer...

# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:35

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Writer Cath posted:

Not if they were called Scum Drops.

Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like "Elf drops"!

# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:04

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Ha! Close but no donut, Catch!

# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:20

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

Oh yeah?

Bart, come here a minute!

You come here a minute.

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh, don't worry Goons. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.

edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss.......

Are you going to marry a carrot? :laugh:

# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:25

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