jscolon2.0 posted:Like a rib, it tastes like liberty, Think smaller. Think more legs.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 03:34 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Think smaller. Think more legs. I stuck a couple extra legs on there, cause I kept tipping over when I was trying to invent stuff.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 03:51 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Think smaller. Think more legs. You promised me dog or higher!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:25 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Think smaller. Think more legs.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:33 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:38 |
There is little meat in these gym mats!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:45 |
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Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 07:04 |
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I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 07:08 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you? Let him go, Drink-Mix Man. He knows what he's doing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 09:50 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Think smaller. Think more legs. That's right ShaqDiesel. A wonderful MAAAGICAL animal.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 10:00 |
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Skeesix posted:That's right ShaqDiesel. A wonderful MAAAGICAL animal. Fear not, Skeesix. I am your spirit guide.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 10:10 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Fear not, Skeesix. I am your spirit guide. ...and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War. When they returned, the old girl was just as they left her, only now, it was infested with thousands, upon thousands of rats. And if you listen real carefully, you can still hear them gnawing away at the apples and splashing around in the toilets.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 12:57 |
mrfart posted:...and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War. A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread...
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Spiffster posted:A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread... Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this. Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria...
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 16:44 |
OH Come on, Bort, FUGU ME!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 17:38 |
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Spiffster posted:A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread... The thread is full of potassium bisorbate!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 18:13 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:The thread is full of potassium bisorbate! Jscolon, you said that about all the threads.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 19:57 |
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Spiffster posted:OH Come on, Bort, FUGU ME! My skilled hands are busy!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My skilled hands are busy! You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:16 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long. I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut...
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:17 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:The thread is full of potassium bisorbate! This thread is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeviiiiil!!! HellOnEarth posted:Jscolon, you said that about all the threads. I just want attention.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:52 |
CatchrNdRy posted:You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long. Wow, look at that... How do they know to cross there!?
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:10 |
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Spiffster posted:
YOU DUCKS ARE REALLY TRYING MY PATIENCE!...but you're so cute
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:21 |
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IMJack posted:This thread is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Eeeeeviiiiil!!! No IMJack, God didn't lock your thread, but he was working in the hearts of your goons be they Christian, Jew, or... miscellaneous.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:25 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Yes of course, let me check my non-Christian rolodex.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:35 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:No IMJack, God didn't lock your thread, but he was working in the hearts of your goons be they Christian, Jew, or... By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever?
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 21:40 |
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Deviant posted:By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever? I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever. Then call me Mrs. Scum!
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Women's Rights? posted:From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money Oh, don't you worry. Most of us will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:53 |
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Striking Yak posted:Then call me Mrs. Scum! Yeah, you see how you scum.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:53 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Yeah, you see how you scum. Oh yeah? Bart, come here a minute!
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:55 |
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Women's Rights? posted:From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money Oh, don't worry Goons. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone. edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss....... CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 25, 2013 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss....... Ha! Close but no donut, Catch!
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:17 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Yeah, you see how you scum. Not if they were called Scum Drops.
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:26 |
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Writer Cath posted:Not if they were called Scum Drops. You can't win friends with Writer You can't win friends with Writer You can't win friends with Writer...
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:35 |
Writer Cath posted:Not if they were called Scum Drops. Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like "Elf drops"!
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:04 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Ha! Close but no donut, Catch!
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:20 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Oh yeah? You come here a minute.
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:21 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, don't worry Goons. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone. Are you going to marry a carrot?
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 01:25 |