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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

It is a shame! They are very majestic and loving huge and most people have never seen a live one. True, blue Pleistocene megafauna and your zoo just doesn't even care.

I don't imagine a moose would do really well in a zoo, though, don't they need a lot of room to moose around?

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Crow Jane posted:

I don't imagine a moose would do really well in a zoo, though, don't they need a lot of room to moose around?

moose die in captivity.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

toe knee hand posted:

moose are pretty great

I was bit by a mØØse once.

M42
Nov 12, 2012


Pick posted:

these are universal experiences young one


in that case, I invite everyone to a hair-hocking rear end in a top hat-beshovening pillow party ;-*

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

moose die in captivity.

yes

animals do that

eventually

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A friend of mine hit one with her car once, she and the moose were fine but the car wasn't.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

VendaGoat posted:

I was bit by a mØØse once.

how is that different from a moose?

anyway i saw a moose by the side of the highway once. like, a live one. okay that's my moose story.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Minnesota zoo has had theirs a long rear end time

robots?? magic??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

M42 posted:

in that case, I invite everyone to a hair-hocking rear end in a top hat-beshovening pillow party ;-*

RSVP'd

M42
Nov 12, 2012


toe knee hand posted:

how is that different from a moose?

diet consists primarily of lutefisk

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

M42 posted:

diet consists primarily of lutefisk


That's a reindeer, they're totally different. Moose eat poutine, I think

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jul 11, 2014

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

VanSandman posted:

Reminder: There is a GIRLYCHAT IRC.
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.synirc.net&channel=%23girlz

Come in its so lonely.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VanSandman posted:

Reminder: There is a GIRLYCHAT IRC.
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.synirc.net&channel=%23girlz

Come in its so lonely.

I'm starting to feel one of those compound German emotions for you dude

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've popped my head in a few times, I feel weird being in a chat room though.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm starting to feel one of those compound German emotions for you dude

I just really like talking to people.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Angela Christine posted:

It's the ladies chatting thread, so we're discussing lady things. If we want to discuss global politics, sports, pets, bitcoins, or toronto's crack smoking mayor rob ford, there are already "people chatting" threads for those. Ladies don't have special feminine opinions about those things.

Likewise, you could make a Gent's Chatting thread and discuss masculine things. Things like aftershave, manscaping, smega, and jock itch. You gents should totally make a thread like that.
the wet shaving megathread doesn't even hold a candle to the nail care thread

yowza

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

VanSandman posted:

I just really like talking to people.

and i live in terribleville usa and all my friends have moved away

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

VanSandman posted:

I just really like talking to people.

You can talk to people in this thread tho

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Amazing Atheist posted:

You can talk to people in this thread tho

eh, it lacks that immediacy of a conversation. am i the only one that prefers silly convos on irc or something else?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've just never been into chatrooms. My initials actually are ASL, which made things confusing and weird

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
Moosechat: when we lived in Maine there once was a moose that went on a "rampage" through my neighborhood. It knocked down out fence and swingset :(

For real though, moose can be really territorial and will gently caress you up

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
:sigh:

I have to see my soon to be ex sister in law for Thanksgiving.

Ladies I need your strength to not tell her she's the biggest bitch who ever bitched so I don't ruin thanksgiving

M42
Nov 12, 2012


Women's Rights? posted:

:sigh:

I have to see my soon to be ex sister in law for Thanksgiving.

Ladies I need your strength to not tell her she's the biggest bitch who ever bitched so I don't ruin thanksgiving

get some rye in you

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Just drink lots of wine and hang out with the relatives you do like.

My one brother's long term girlfriend is really sweet, but we have almost nothing in common and it's always really forced and awkward when we talk. The two of them met at a jam band concert and she works in a bank.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
oh yeah i forgot thanksgiving was this week, hence why i have to wait an extra week to see american shows. gently caress thanksgiving

there's a cool hoodoo trick where you pound bricks into dust and then pour the dust out in a line in front of doorways so your enemies can't pass. do that at all family gatherings imo

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Women's Rights? posted:

:sigh:

I have to see my soon to be ex sister in law for Thanksgiving.

Ladies I need your strength to not tell her she's the biggest bitch who ever bitched so I don't ruin thanksgiving

soon to be ex?
if a divorce is happening why are they coming to thanksgiving?

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

VanSandman posted:

soon to be ex?
if a divorce is happening why are they coming to thanksgiving?

because she's bringing the baby and my mom will forgive all sins to see the baby

plus my bro is in cali b/c of the navy so he won't be there

Drlizh
Jul 27, 2013

Women's Rights? posted:

:sigh:

I have to see my soon to be ex sister in law for Thanksgiving.

Ladies I need your strength to not tell her she's the biggest bitch who ever bitched so I don't ruin thanksgiving

do it. stir the pot

grapey
Oct 10, 2012

Fruity Gordo posted:

oh yeah i forgot thanksgiving was this week, hence why i have to wait an extra week to see american shows. gently caress thanksgiving

there's a cool hoodoo trick where you pound bricks into dust and then pour the dust out in a line in front of doorways so your enemies can't pass. do that at all family gatherings imo

I thought that was salt (if the Winchesters have taught me anything)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think iron hung over a doorway is supposed to work, too

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
maybe I can sneak in early and rub sage all over everything

alternately I'll just stay in the kitchen shoving candy and soda into the baby to get her good and amped up so that when she goes home with her mom she's a nightmare but i'm the cool aunt that gives soda/candy. it's win/win really

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Women's Rights? posted:

maybe I can sneak in early and rub sage all over everything

alternately I'll just stay in the kitchen shoving candy and soda into the baby to get her good and amped up so that when she goes home with her mom she's a nightmare but i'm the cool aunt that gives soda/candy. it's win/win really

slug her across the jaw after getting roaring drunk
new thanksgiving tradition

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

VanSandman posted:

slug her across the jaw after getting roaring drunk
new thanksgiving tradition

i like the way you think

i hereby dub you an honorary lady. Here is your diva cup and make up kit, now go get em tiger!

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm so glad my family doesn't fight at gatherings, we just drink like three bottles of cheap sparkling each and pass out on the floor

but we're pretty close and like run around naked in front of each other and poo poo so i guess it's our family culture

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Last major extended family get together thing I went to was 3 years ago and it resulted in my temporary hearing loss, lost voice from screaming matches, and property damage.


Never again.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
last family gathering i went to i tried on one of my grandmother's dresses and it got stuck over my head because she's like a leprechaun and she comes in to find me stark naked trying to get this lacy thing off my face

she rescued me but only after i ran all around the top floor of the house going HOO HOO HOO like an owl and all the neighbours saw her chasing me around

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

my entire extended family just sits around talking about vacuous things and being vaguely racist/sexist and not even getting drunk

they suck

fortunately my brother is rad so we just get sneakydrunk and make fun of them

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

my entire extended family just sits around talking about vacuous things and being vaguely racist/sexist and not even getting drunk

they suck

sounds like my family. they're all proud texans and like to show it whenever there's any kind of gathering.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Women's Rights? posted:

i like the way you think

i hereby dub you an honorary lady. Here is your diva cup and make up kit, now go get em tiger!

i am an honorary lady twice over now. that makes me the most lady in the thread
bow before my four boobs

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