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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:


Wrestlehut Pisscast Episode 10: Survivor Series Rundown - RIP Bryans and Dogs


RIP Asparagus. He was a good dog who has held many wrestling titles. He is survived by his owner Brian Griffin who also died tonight as part of an extended burial spanning several months. Slotted into the piss break match against fat hillbillies, Bryan is clearly in the dog house. His metaphorical burial is like symmetry to those dogs who actually were buried in the ground because they died. It's like a poem. What does the future hold for Daniel Brian? Bryan Gryphon died because of a car. RIP Daniel "Brian "Bryan Danielson" Griffin" Bryan. Rest in peace, my friend.

This week we were joined in the grieving process by our friend Cardboard. Join us later this week for our thoughts on Raw, 2CW's 99 Problems, your questions, and whatever bullshit we normally do that you love.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ydgw89yn31oxwnv/Pisscast+10+2013+1124.mp3

i am sorry for my nasally nerd voice, and to brian griffin fans worldwide

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

re: Rosa Mendes getting pinned, she got caught with a drop-toe hold and fell facefirst into the bottom turnbuckle. I can't for the life of me remember who did it but the announcing team said that was her "finisher"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I think it was Cameron but that whole match was a blur of shiny outfits and the slowest/most awkward breakneck pace I've ever seen so I cannot recall.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

i am also sorry for saying ECW arena when i meant hammerstein ballroom

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
10 Count Question: Who was Paul Heyman's biggest con: 911 or Public Enemy?


And has there been any talk of creating a PSP Podcast Network? I dream of a new podcast every single day of the week. Make this dying boy's dream become a reality.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Are you saying getting lovely guys over is a bad thing and not the bookers job?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Jubs posted:

And has there been any talk of creating a PSP Podcast Network? I dream of a new podcast every single day of the week. Make this dying boy's dream become a reality.

There have been ongoing backchannel discussions but nothing concrete yet. We'll let you know when our demands are met.

OppositeAstronomer
May 26, 2008

yoink!
I can't believe no one on the Pisscast saw the return of People Power!

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

LoboLoboLobo posted:

I can't believe no one on the Pisscast saw the return of People Power!

Hey Karmine did! Good old Karmine.

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!
Yo, Cardboard Box. You were pretty great.

That is all.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pisscast, the MMA star you were referencing is Lyoto Machida, of the Pissdrinkin Machidas, and it is a mild disgrace that he's not a charter member of your HoF.

Cardboard was real cool though!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Cardboard just wanted to talk about cartoons.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

aw shucks, thanks y'all. I was a little nervous for some reason but it was fun. maybe I'll show up the next time a famous awful cartoon character is killed off.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
After Dark is now being streamed live on ArtBell.com which is pretty much the coolest thing to ever happen to Bryan.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

MassRafTer posted:

After Dark is now being streamed live on ArtBell.com which is pretty much the coolest thing to ever happen to Bryan.

Oh my God he must be a pig in poo poo right now. Good for him.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

MassRafTer posted:

After Dark is now being streamed live on ArtBell.com which is pretty much the coolest thing to ever happen to Bryan.

The boyhood dream has come true!

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Oh my God he must be a pig in poo poo right now. Good for him.

He did a real good job of keeping it in check on the intro to the call in show today, but you could tell he was just beside himself with joy.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Question for the Pisscast: How many times has Linda McMahon joined the Vince McMahon Kiss My rear end club?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pisscast: Would you prefer a Russo-booked NJPW or a Russo-booked PWG?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
National Treasure does not think one of this year's Hall of Fame entrants is worthy! He won't say who until next show though. He's gotta research it.

Edit: Listen to his segment selling you the Stern stick, it's INCREDIBLE.

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Nov 26, 2013

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
The Austin show with Meltz so far has been one of those "I'm a Prowrestling guy who loves MMA, Dave knows all about MMA so let's talk about MMA" shows.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...

LordPants posted:

The Austin show with Meltz so far has been one of those "I'm a Prowrestling guy who loves MMA, Dave knows all about MMA so let's talk about MMA" shows.

Skip to 25 mins or so.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

SaberToothedPie posted:

Skip to 25 mins or so.

Oh I like MMA talk so I didn't mind it. Also, Dave's story about smartening up with the midgets is always great. :allears:

edit: Oh god Stone Cold calling out Dave giving him a bad star rating in WCW :lol:

algebra testes fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Nov 26, 2013

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
When Bryan started ruminating on whether Miz or Kelly Ripa is tougher, I was really hoping he'd ask Dave which of them he'd want to fight through to reach a distant hamburger

EDIT: Dave had to gently educate Bryan that women using sex toys doesn't mean they're about to fall headlong into doing hardcore porn. My God the bubble that man lives in.

TomWaitsForNoMan fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Nov 26, 2013

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

When Bryan started ruminating on whether Miz or Kelly Ripa is tougher, I was really hoping he'd ask Dave which of them he'd want to fight through to reach a distant hamburger

EDIT: Dave had to gently educate Bryan that women using sex toys doesn't mean they're about to fall headlong into doing hardcore porn. My God the bubble that man lives in.

Please explain Bryan's argument in the edit here.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Please explain Bryan's argument in the edit here.

They were talking about how Nikki Bella's push as the top Diva was transparently due to her relationship with Cena, and Dave compared it to Chyna's push when she was with HHH (I would have gone for the Undertaker/McCool comparison but whatever). Bryan then made a crack about hoping that Nikki had followed Chyna's career so that she doesn't end up in the same place, and Dave said that was very unlikely.

Bryan then legit said that you never know, because after all on Total Divas they showed that she had an entire box of vibrators. Dave then had to tell him about women and sex toys in the same tone of voice that one would use when telling a small child that the moon is not made of cheese.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

They were talking about how Nikki Bella's push as the top Diva was transparently due to her relationship with Cena, and Dave compared it to Chyna's push when she was with HHH (I would have gone for the Undertaker/McCool comparison but whatever). Bryan then made a crack about hoping that Nikki had followed Chyna's career so that she doesn't end up in the same place, and Dave said that was very unlikely.

Bryan then legit said that you never know, because after all on Total Divas they showed that she had an entire box of vibrators. Dave then had to tell him about women and sex toys in the same tone of voice that one would use when telling a small child that the moon is not made of cheese.
:stare:

:ughh:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

They were talking about how Nikki Bella's push as the top Diva was transparently due to her relationship with Cena, and Dave compared it to Chyna's push when she was with HHH (I would have gone for the Undertaker/McCool comparison but whatever). Bryan then made a crack about hoping that Nikki had followed Chyna's career so that she doesn't end up in the same place, and Dave said that was very unlikely.

Bryan then legit said that you never know, because after all on Total Divas they showed that she had an entire box of vibrators. Dave then had to tell him about women and sex toys in the same tone of voice that one would use when telling a small child that the moon is not made of cheese.

The relationship between Bryan and Dave is a beautiful one, and we are all better off for it existing.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
He's a man in his late 30s who's been married for years and still needs to be told about women's sexuality like he's a kid getting the birds and the bees talk. He knows more about the minutiae of Sasquatch and the JFK assassination than he does about this.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

He's a man in his late 30s who's been married for years and still needs to be told about women's sexuality like he's a kid getting the birds and the bees talk. He knows more about the minutiae of Sasquatch and the JFK assassination than he does about this.
Don't forget cats.

...which is ironic and strangely amusing when you think about it.

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Nov 26, 2013

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
Meltzer sounds a bit like Wallace Shawn on Austin's podcast. I keep expecting him to say "inconceivable"

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Can't help but feel sorry for poor Mrs. Alvarez after reading that.

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

I think I'm resubbing just to hear that, oh my god.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
"The whole big thing about Vinny is his dick is enormous, but we never get to see it" - Dave Meltzer

Between that and Bryan's quote, it was a banner episode.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

They were talking about how Nikki Bella's push as the top Diva was transparently due to her relationship with Cena, and Dave compared it to Chyna's push when she was with HHH (I would have gone for the Undertaker/McCool comparison but whatever). Bryan then made a crack about hoping that Nikki had followed Chyna's career so that she doesn't end up in the same place, and Dave said that was very unlikely.

Bryan then legit said that you never know, because after all on Total Divas they showed that she had an entire box of vibrators. Dave then had to tell him about women and sex toys in the same tone of voice that one would use when telling a small child that the moon is not made of cheese.

These are two beautiful men.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Stone Cold just tweeted that some jobber named Darnell Brian (sp?) will be on his podcast next tuesday.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I'm still on the Austin and Dave podcast, and it's great to hear Austin blast the WWE in how they handle promos and scripting.

It's one thing when internet nerds make the some complaint, but you'd think they'd loving listen when Steve loving Austin is saying that current WWE promo style isn't letting guys get over.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



WWE only cares about Austin when he can be used to get Vince and HHH over.
Still time for him to come back at WM30 against The rear end Kicker!

e: Stern Stick 4 segment is amazing.

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Nov 26, 2013

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dave's food fight joke was funnier to me than the vibrator thing, possibly because I already stared at my screen in confusion when Bryan talked about vibrators and porn last time.

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
WCW Thunder! April 26th, 2000 - OSW Review #33

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