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sword_man.gif posted:i live in rural georgia, so does my entire extended family, they enjoy hilarious jokes like "why don't you run over a friend of the family riding a bicycle?? BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIKE!!" nuke the south
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gnarlyhotep posted:nuke the south there's some loving guy who keeps getting invited even though he's not related to the family at all and last year he went on some rant about how all muslims are trained from birth to kill americans and christians and it's totally true because rush limbaugh had some muslim lady who spilled the beans on his show dude was 100% legit about the whole story too
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sword_man.gif posted:there's some loving guy who keeps getting invited even though he's not related to the family at all and last year he went on some rant about how all muslims are trained from birth to kill americans and christians and it's totally true because rush limbaugh had some muslim lady who spilled the beans on his show we'll give you 24 hours to clear out
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just take me with it in case any horrible opinions are just waiting for a trigger phrase i wouldn't want to survive and then somebody says "terrorism" and then my eyes roll into the back of my head and i start yelling about "moos-lims"
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gnarlyhotep posted:nuke the south lets not become d&d please
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my family is largely pretty racist but at least they have the good sense and grace to keep it to their loving selves. except when my dad told me to get tested for HIV because I was dating a North African refugee 
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Livingtrope posted:lets not become d&d please yeah lets realize that nukes are p. terrible for the environment ethnically cleanse the south 
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Fruity Gordo posted:my family is largely pretty racist but at least they have the good sense and grace to keep it to their loving selves. except when my dad told me to get tested for HIV because I was dating a North African refugee wow this feels very relateable ;(
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VanSandman posted:yeah lets realize that nukes are p. terrible for the environment I think the meth and fried food will take care of things sooner than later
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my grandmother is kind of racist in an old-person way, but i'm 1/4 romani and since i started learning more about it and telling her stuff, she's been saying "romanies" instead of "gypsies" and when her racist-old-person friends make antiziganist remarks she gets stern with them  i mean obviously it's just a drop in the ocean of racist old people but she's trying so hard she's also fairly jewish (being jewish is not binary, there are good ones and bad ones and technical ones and really terrible ones like my grandmother) and a few years ago she got all guilty because a friend, who is also jewish, hadn't been invited to her family's christmas dinner (  ) so she invited her over to our family gathering. we're also fairly catholic because the men in our family just gently caress everything with legs and things escalate quickly, so we basically celebrate everything. christmas day comes along and there are all these jews getting drunk to hell on the verandah, eating prawns () and talking about Hitler (...). seriously we ate prawns and drank champagne and talked about Hitler for like six hours and it was fantastic. i really like my family
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Pupdate: 11 puppies. 6 girls, 5 boys.
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Fruity Gordo posted:my family is largely pretty racist but at least they have the good sense and grace to keep it to their loving selves. except when my dad told me to get tested for HIV because I was dating a North African refugee
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Avshalom posted:and talking about Hitler (... this is basically what happens when I visit my mom. She's crazy and she's a WWII history buff/fangirl and has all sorts of war memorabilia around the house and exclusively plays music from the time period and talks about hitler a lot she wasnt like this a few years ago. all hitler erryday
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Suzuki Method posted:this is basically what happens when I visit my mom. She's crazy and she's a WWII history buff/fangirl and has all sorts of war memorabilia around the house and exclusively plays music from the time period and talks about hitler a lot Your mom is the early 2000s History Channel!
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Wow, this thread became less about lady things and more about horrible southern families and racism. So this is how all threads devolve when they reach the topics of nail care.
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My grandma is racist in a "constantly referring to your Asian boyfriend of three years as your 'friend'" sort of way. It's very subtle, but it's there. At least the rest of my family is okay.
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that's so crap, friggin grandmothers. i converted to judaism about a decade ago and my catholic nanna still tells me she's praying for me every time i see her families are loving insane, smash the family, smash the state e: hahaha i just thought of the notion of coming out to her and it made me laugh irl. old people, mang Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Nov 26, 2013 |
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lots of people have terrible grandmothers so i try not to be smug about mine but she's just so great i can't help it she randomly oscillates between religions, a few years ago she got all teary watching crucifixion enactments on tv the night before easter and decided she was going to go to dawn mass the next day for the first time in her whole life, but then we stayed up until 4am drinking champagne and didn't get out of bed until the next afternoon so she missed it and was too hungover to go to the evening one also i was looking in her freezer once and i found a box of kosher imitation bacon bits right next to a box of actual bacon anyway that's enough about my grandmother, you can all go back to talking about your southern gothic nightmare families
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Avshalom posted:lots of people have terrible grandmothers so i try not to be smug about mine but she's just so great i can't help it My grandmothers both died before I was a pre-teen but from what I've been told my Grandma on my mother's side was awesome.  My grandpa is cool with my lady kissing though so that's fine.
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my family's tiny and rad mostly, when we get together we eat all the cakes in the world and get drunk and play uno for stupid prizes grandad's a manipulative racist nightmare but since mum and auntie figured him out and he's gotten a bit senile it's mostly just kind of amusing, they get together and compare notes on what kind of ridiculous family drama he's unsuccessfully trying to start this week also, supes jealous of puppies
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i have a loving fantastic mum and a cousin who is like a big sister (and her husband rules and her baby daughter is going to be the best disciple ever), so i figure i'd be totally hosed if i didn't have them and lots of people don't so the rest of my batshit family gets cancelled out. swings & roundabouts imo, i wouldn't give up my mum and cousin for anything i'm making the baby a book of my favourite poetry with illustrations, she's 18 months old now and i figure i'll have it finished by the time she's 3 which is like the perfect age to get a little kid hooked on gloria anzaldua and walt whitman and william blake. after i finish the poetry book i'm gonna make her a colouring book with works of art like happy tears by lichtenstein and ancient hieroglyphs and stuff, which she'll get when she's about five and can actually colour rather than scribble
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also gently caress yeah those puppies man. post all the puppypics
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OH OH and for christmas i bought her the story of colours by subcommandante marcos because you can never radicalise a child too young i fuckin love that drat baby, give me all the babies to indoctrinate into the glorious light of socialism
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where's puppy picsFruity Gordo posted:i fuckin love that drat baby, give me all the babies to indoctrinate into the glorious light of socialism socialism and gender neutral toys, wooo! Everyone else gets my niece poo poo that is loving SLATHERED with disney princesses. I get her princess stuff too...in addition to trucks and dinosaurs and TMNT and anything i want. Let my mom buy her all the frilly dresses, I'll be the cool aunt that gives her spongebob and adventure time shirts.
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omg when i was a kid i had this loving epic pink my little pony rara skirt with lace and prancing ponies, it was the best thing ever. i wore that poo poo until it was shamefully raggedy. also i had smurf curtains for some reason, and i had this awesome pirate ship lego set. did anyone else have those little plywood 3d dinosaur skeleton puzzles? i loving adored those, my mum got them for my brother and me because we went to this insane baptist school which tried to teach us that dinosaurs were an atheist plot, so when we told her she yanked us out of school and drove us three hours up to sydney to go to the museum to see dinosaur bones and fossils to prove that they were real best loving mum ever
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Yo I heard there were newborn puppies up in this thread I would like to see more of that
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van sandman has puppypics but you have strolled into ideologically correct toychat, pls contribute or back away 
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I had the 3D dinosaur puzzles but I was too stupid to put them together Regular puzzles? Blazed through that poo poo? 3D puzzles? My brain shuts down entirely
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Women's Rights? posted:where's puppy pics Best part about raising boy/girl twins is funny crossing of all toys and costume accessories.  It's ... My... Choice!
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i'm loving stubborn as hell and i have poo poo TO PROVE so i sat with those stupid puzzles until they got done, then glued the joints together to forever establish my dominance over plywood dinosaur puzzles also i used to steal my mum's magazines and spell-check them, and every line without a misspelled word got a tick next to it and typos got scribbled out which makes sense because my self-worth was always based on being clever in a town where clever girls were demonised but with a mother who cherished my intelligence, and so proving how clever i was was an exercise in self-reliance and grandiosity studying child psychology is possibly the best and worst thing i've ever done
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Fruity Gordo posted:van sandman has puppypics but you have strolled into ideologically correct toychat, pls contribute or back away Gonna give my daughter a Flying V which is both rad and represents a feminine edge to what is otherwise a phallus-dominated instrument field Or she can be a drummer or w/e anyways sandman get to posting puppies
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LingcodKilla posted:Best part about raising boy/girl twins is funny crossing of all toys and costume accessories. a+ child would again
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Declan MacManus posted:Gonna give my daughter a Flying V which is both rad and represents a feminine edge to what is otherwise a phallus-dominated instrument field how old is your daughter? will it be a tiny kid-sized flying v? loving hell kids are great
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LingcodKilla posted:Best part about raising boy/girl twins is funny crossing of all toys and costume accessories. you're raisin that boy right I always felt bad for my li'l bro because I could play with his toys and nobody cared, but if he so much as glanced at a barbie my dad was all "NO STOP YOU'LL BE GAY" which is weird because normally my dad is chill as hell, he was just really really convinced that if my bro touched my toys he'd start suckin dick a second later
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OH AND WOMEN'S RIGHTS? I AM WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH YOUR AV ON IT RIGHT NOW
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Fruity Gordo posted:how old is your daughter? will it be a tiny kid-sized flying v? Doesn't exist yet but I'd like a daughter someday
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Women's Rights? posted:you're raisin that boy right that's poo  apparently when we were very little i bossed my big brother around something fierce and made him play all my games and he was bang into it. i used my stuffed monkey emma as a kind of avatar, and all my bossy instincts were channeled through her with a funny voice. then when he started going to school stuff changed because he was in this really patriarchal environment where Girls Are Rubbish, and our parent's marriage had always been adversarial and abusive, so we got into this pattern of him being dad's lieutenant and me being mum's. we stopped playing gender-neutral games after that, he started teasing me for girly stuff, etc. our relationship is pretty bad now, we're estranged at the moment. anyway, EN. my point is that gender essentialism in young kids can have some pretty disastrous results, especially if it coincides with fractured or seriously disfunctional family structures like mine. my bro used to have a ken doll and we would play ken and barbie go on adventures and then when he started school it just stopped. i often wonder if he'd told his school chums about all the fun he has with his little sister and they teased him for it gently caress i rule at downerposts, brb with vansandmans puppyposts
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Also obviously all her instruments would be tiny replicas so that I could dawww at them when I am old
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Declan MacManus posted:Doesn't exist yet but I'd like a daughter someday agreedo, i wanna have a little girl and make her so loving happy and kind and awesome. whether i adopt her or carry her, she will be the best girl and woman ever because she's mine and how loving awesome is that
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VanSandman posted:here have some baby puppies perhaps they will cheer you up FUCKEN PUPPIES LOOK
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