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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

Brian died on the way back to his home planet.

Kill two for matching clogs! :v:

:v:

# ? Nov 26, 2013 22:34

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# ? May 21, 2024 02:10

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Hogburto posted:

HOGBURTO!! When I get home, I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck and... smother you with kisses :argh:

:argh:

# ? Nov 26, 2013 22:39

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Kill two for matching clogs!

Na na na, na na na, na, na-naaaaa...

..What? It 's catchy.

# ? Nov 26, 2013 23:09

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Deviant posted:

Na na na, na na na, na, na-naaaaa...

..What? It 's catchy.

BATMAN!

I mean... Leader!

# ? Nov 26, 2013 23:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

HOGBURTO!! When I get home, I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck and... smother you with kisses

Why you little... :mad:

:mad:

Er... no one's gonna beat you, son.

_{You're gonna get such a beating.}

# ? Nov 27, 2013 00:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 00:44

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

Those kids are like, so sweet. :smith:

:smith:

If only they had peewee hockey when I was a lad :sigh:

:sigh:

Oh well :black101:

:black101:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 00:49

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Hogburto posted:

Hmm. Got my knuckles all lined up for nothing. Sorry, ladies.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 01:28

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

Why you little...
Er... no one's gonna beat you, son.

_{You're gonna get such a beating.}

Would this plan work without the fork in the eye?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 01:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

Would this plan work without the fork in the eye?

There's always a first time.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 01:45

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Hmm. Got my knuckles all lined up for nothing. Sorry, ladies.

Look what I can do!

Doggone it.

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# ? Nov 27, 2013 02:41

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Look what I can do!

Doggone it.

Hey Vern! Help me get my head out of this toilet! :george:

:george:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 03:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey Vern! Help me get my head out of this toilet!

Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 03:56

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Spiffster posted:

But I was using my Whole rear end...

Would you just stop thinking about your rear end?! :mad:

:mad:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:06

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

Maris?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwilliger. :smith:

:smith:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:11

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

Would you just stop thinking about your rear end?!

Coveralls that don't quite "cover all..."

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:16

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwilliger.

He sold poisoned milk to school children.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Would you just stop thinking about your rear end?!

I try but I can't.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 04:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

C'mon! Tiffany! Heather! Cody! Dylan! Dermott! Jordan! Taylor! Brittany! Wesley! Rumer! Scout! Cassidy! Zo'! Chlo'! Max! Hunter! Kendal! Katlin! Noah! Sasha! Morgan! Kira! Ian! Lauren! Q-bert! Phil!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 05:11

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Everything Counts posted:

Coveralls that don't quite "cover all..."

I forgot my swimsuit too, but I improvised!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 07:49

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

mrfart posted:

I forgot my swimsuit too, but I improvised!

Put food in me

# ? Nov 27, 2013 08:04

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Skeesix posted:

Put food in me

Stupid babies need the most attention.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 08:38

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

FILL ME

Well, duh. With what, Skeesix? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 10:19

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Striking Yak posted:

Well, duh. With what, Skeesix?

With water :downs:

:downs:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 10:24

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Skeesix posted:

With water

Babies love that water. :corsair:

:corsair:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 18:46

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

With water

Eew, it's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 19:06

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Babies love that water.

Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet! :corsair:

:corsair:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 19:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

Why you little...
Er... no one's gonna beat you, son.

_{You're gonna get such a beating.}

I'll mace you good!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 19:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Spiffster posted:

Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet!

Hey everybody, an old goon's talking!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 20:09

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Striking Yak posted:

Hey everybody, an old goon's talking!

I don't hear scrubbing!

# ? Nov 27, 2013 21:14

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

The Dark One posted:

I don't hear scrubbing!

Its 4AM. Should you be baking?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 21:21

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

The Dark One posted:

I don't hear scrubbing!

I hear digging but I don't hear chopping.

# ? Nov 27, 2013 21:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Its 4AM. Should you be baking?

Have you been up all night eating cheese? :raise:

:raise:

# ? Nov 27, 2013 21:25

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 21:32

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Spiffster posted:

Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet!

They ain't got them group turlets here no more, do they?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 22:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

I hear digging but I don't hear chopping.

61, 62, 63...

# ? Nov 27, 2013 22:24

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Its 4AM. Should you be baking?

There's a 4 in the morning now?

Samuel Clemens fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Nov 27, 2013

# ? Nov 27, 2013 23:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'll mace you good!

Looks like.... Brad Stortch?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 23:22

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# ? May 21, 2024 02:10

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Looks like.... Brad Stortch?

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

# ? Nov 27, 2013 23:31

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