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r nasty
Nov 25, 2013

Green and Purple

Donkay NOoo posted:

i touch my own hair a lot. creepily.

all women touch their own hair, it's calling preening

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

r nasty posted:

all women touch their own hair, it's calling preening
it's how we spread essential oils and remove dirt

we also take frequent dust baths to promote lustre and sheen

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

r nasty posted:

don't wear a bra ya dumb hos

Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow

r nasty
Nov 25, 2013

Green and Purple
how can you gather enough dust to take a bath in it

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

don't loving touch other people without their permission

I've never had strangers touch my hair because it's boring white-girl hair but jesus christ what would compel someone to do that

I have had folks come up and poke me in the side before though, that earns them either a punch or a severe yelling-at or both, I hate when by back or sides are touched without my knowledge/consent

r nasty posted:

don't wear a bra ya dumb hos

sure if you want them to be obnoxiously wobbly, lose all structural integrity and turn into pancakes over time due to the weight

super loving jealous of ladies who can go braless without looking terrible

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

r nasty posted:

how can you gather enough dust to take a bath in it

The desert

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i wait for a dust storm to roll around and then i strip off and run through the fields like a gazelle

r nasty
Nov 25, 2013

Green and Purple

Portals posted:

don't loving touch other people without their permission

I've never had strangers touch my hair because it's boring white-girl hair but jesus christ what would compel someone to do that

I have had folks come up and poke me in the side before though, that earns them either a punch or a severe yelling-at or both, I hate when by back or sides are touched without my knowledge/consent


sure if you want them to be obnoxiously wobbly, lose all structural integrity and turn into pancakes over time due to the weight

super loving jealous of ladies who can go braless without looking terrible

putting your hand on someone shoulder or nudging them or tapping their chest when you're angry don't surprise me because they're communicative. but when you just touch a stranger/acquaintance because you want to know how some part of them feels that just strikes me as totally bizarre

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Avshalom posted:

i wait for a dust storm to roll around and then i strip off and run through the fields like a gazelle

Sandblasting is good for the pores

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
randomly touching total strangers sounds like a great way to meet people and make friends

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

VanSandman posted:

Sandblasting is good for the pores

Gotta exfoliate

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
actually wearing bras weakens the tissues that keep them peppy, it's just having kids/not/kids/not that turns boobs into pancake boobs

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
to strengthen your boobs, lift dumbbells with them

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

actually wearing bras weakens the tissues that keep them peppy, it's just having kids/not/kids/not that turns boobs into pancake boobs

let my nipples run wild and free

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bag of Hamsters posted:

I'm short and I look young. I also got my head patted a lot or people picking me up until I started yelling about how inappropriate that poo poo was. Add in curly hair and total loving strangers would come up to me and start touching my head. People do not give a gently caress about personal space when they see you as a goddamn portable doll or some other horseshit and usually don't believe me until they see it happen.

I was interviewing a few months back for a UX lead position at a company big enough to know better and the digital director kept joking about how I look 15. I didn't take that job.

Ok well you do sound adorable but I'm still not gonna squeeze your hair.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Portals posted:

don't loving touch other people without their permission

gently caress, at least a few times a week people at work will walk by me and yank my ponytail and it loving infuriates me. Also shoulder touching and poo poo. Goddamn. I don't even know what to do about it because if I say 'please don't touch me' I sound like a crazy rear end in a top hat.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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lidnsya posted:

gently caress, at least a few times a week people at work will walk by me and yank my ponytail and it loving infuriates me. Also shoulder touching and poo poo. Goddamn. I don't even know what to do about it because if I say 'please don't touch me' I sound like a crazy rear end in a top hat.

You can def punch somebody who yanks on ur ponytail (or take it to hr if you have one of those)
With regards to the shoulder thing mebbe if you say you don't like it when people touch you unexpectedly you won't look like you're accusing them of anything or that ur utterly repulsed by their very existence even if u are

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

lidnsya posted:

gently caress, at least a few times a week people at work will walk by me and yank my ponytail and it loving infuriates me. Also shoulder touching and poo poo. Goddamn. I don't even know what to do about it because if I say 'please don't touch me' I sound like a crazy rear end in a top hat.

Dude, point out to them that that poo poo's unacceptable and take it up with HR if they keep doing it. They're making you uncomfortable at the workplace and touching you without your permission.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
My hair is graying but it's a neat bright silver color. Not gonna dye it :getin:

Also I only ever touch my best friend's hair. And my partners'

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Pochoclo posted:

My hair is graying but it's a neat bright silver color. Not gonna dye it :getin:

Also I only ever touch my best friend's hair. And my partners'

Awesome I'm glad there are other ladies who think silver-gray is the best color ever. I hope that's what mine does. For some reason as I get ready to hit 30, my hair is almost loving black. I used to have medium brown, then it got to dark brown, and when I hit maybe 28 it is almost loving black. Like, how does this happen? I don't know if maybe it's weird middle eastern hair or what.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

My hair is graying but it's a neat bright silver color. Not gonna dye it :getin:

Also I only ever touch my best friend's hair. And my partners'

silver hair looks awesome imo

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

-

Portals fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Apr 3, 2014

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i tried to dye my hair grey when i was 13 and it turned bright purple

i tried to dye it "cinnamon" when i was 17 and it turned bright purple again

and i tried to dye it bright purple when i was 21 and it turned black

gently caress it

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby
I'm a natural ginger and red hair is a freak magnet. For some reasons, the most socially inept guys always fixate on red hair and assume you'll be flattered by the attention. I gotta admit I have awesome hair (and no signs of grey yet, I think I'll be one of those redheads that fade into translucency) but sometimes it's been a source of a ton of unwanted attention.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
I think some people assume that redheads are naturally awkward or nerdy compared to brunettes and blondes.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think we're actually supposed to be sassy.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I have brown hair and dye it a different shade of brown. Guys are always like WTF? Brown is brown! But it does make a significant difference.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Crow Jane posted:

I think we're actually supposed to be sassy.

firey
the adjective is firey
i dont know what it means
maybe you are supposed to commit arson

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think it's just the firecrotch thing. When people have asked me if the drapes match the rug, I just say "hardwood floors" and walk away.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Crow Jane posted:

I think we're actually supposed to be sassy.

really? I always thought the stereotype was awkward.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
pyrophilia is a bad idea

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Wildlife Analysis posted:

really? I always thought the stereotype was awkward.

I think Christina Hendricks changed that

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I like redheads

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
redheads are traditionally "free-spirited" and "adventurous" and freaks in the sack, etc. in dumb lovely stupid media that thinks hair color indicates personality

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
I don't really have a hair color preference. if a girl is cute, she's cute. her hair could be green.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

I think it's just the firecrotch thing. When people have asked me if the drapes match the rug, I just say "hardwood floors" and walk away.

that seems like a creepy question to ask someone tbh

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Pick posted:

redheads are traditionally "free-spirited" and "adventurous" and freaks in the sack, etc. in dumb lovely stupid media that thinks hair color indicates personality

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I dont know if there is a stereotype for mousy brown if there is I probably don't want to know it because it won't be flattering. Much like my natural hair colour.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Wildlife Analysis posted:

I don't really have a hair color preference. if a girl is cute, she's cute. her hair could be green.

Eh, in my experience, all the people I met with green/pink/cyan hair had annoyingly high pitched voices, unhealthy taste for anime, and other worse things.
I'm sure someone decent with those weird hair colors exists out there somewhere, but in my experience, it's almost as bad a sign as a neckbeard wearing a fedora.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Pochoclo posted:

Eh, in my experience, all the people I met with green/pink/cyan hair had annoyingly high pitched voices, unhealthy taste for anime, and other worse things.
I'm sure someone decent with those weird hair colors exists out there somewhere, but in my experience, it's almost as bad a sign as a neckbeard wearing a fedora.

counterpoint: old ladies with electric blue hair own

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