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Pick posted:nothing wrong with well-done facelifts right, just sayin you dont get to be 80 looking like that without some work
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Shithouse Dave posted:That there is a lovely rich cartoon brown. Mine is not really brown but not really blonde either. Mouse. Mine's the same, which is why I dye it. It's been blonde for a while, but it's growing out, so I'll probably have to dye it again soon. In the last year it's been pink and turquoise and it was dyed red before that. I might go back to red, since it's a colour that fares really nicely over my natural hair colour.
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Any tips for determining if a guy has a large Thing? Without getting naked obvs, ty
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i can't afford to go to the cinema so i read movie reviews and compose the entire thing in my imagination and then get confused and belligerent when other people discuss the film and it doesn't match my version
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Avshalom posted:i can't afford to go to the cinema so i read movie reviews and compose the entire thing in my imagination and then get confused and belligerent when other people discuss the film and it doesn't match my version You are only supposed to do that with politics.
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Avshalom posted:i can't afford to go to the cinema so i read movie reviews and compose the entire thing in my imagination and then get confused and belligerent when other people discuss the film and it doesn't match my version
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Sabel posted:I do the same except it ends up matching my version pretty closely because Hollywood is just that predictable. you should try watching some anime then
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glowing-fish posted:You are only supposed to do that with politics.
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you rock posted:Any tips for determining if a guy has a large Thing? Without getting naked obvs, ty Take him to the gym and make him do jumping jacks in flimsy work-out clothes
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ladythread do you have a good suggestion as to what might make a good crimbus present for my cool big sister who makes 40 times what i probably ever will and can/will get anything she wants for herself
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you rock posted:Any tips for determining if a guy has a large Thing? Without getting naked obvs, ty Fall on his dick
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Rita Repulsa posted:ladythread does she like art. you could buy her some folk art from collectives in developing countries which aren't very expensive, I know of one eBay shop in particular which sells huichol bead art from artisans in Jalisco which is legit. you can get beautiful beaded necklaces which has incredible artistic and cultural significance for under us$20 and they ship for free. if she's interested in learning or already knows about indigenous american cultures she would likely appreciate it otherwise if you're interested in diy stuff I might be able to help you if you can tell us what her hobbies or interests are. the christmas diy thread is up in the diy hobby forum because the natives are reticent about gbs, so we could help you there as well. there isn't a huge crossover in this thread and diy
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write her a poem about how even though she's wealthier than you and won't give you any of her goddamn money, you still regard her fondly due to socio-cultural emphasis on familial bonds especially between female relatives alternately, buy her some wine
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^oh fair deuce also you could write out the scum manifesto on napkins you stole from applebees i would probably appreciate that more than any gift i've ever received, except for my stuffed monkey emma who arrived on my first birthday. emma loving rules
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soft toy monkey. not taxidermy monkey. although...
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Rita Repulsa posted:ladythread fused glass jewelry is pretty cheap and it's so shiny it's really hard not to like it
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Pick posted:fused glass jewelry is pretty cheap and it's so shiny it's really hard not to like it if you decorate her bedroom with bottlecaps it will feel more luxurious, there are birds that do that and it works for them; just make sure you keep it a surprise
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Handmade stuff from local artists or craftspeople is always a nice gift. There's a woman at the farmer's market here who makes the most wonderful handmade soaps, I'd be happy to receive some as a gift. My brother always gets me tea things, which is also really nice. Depends on what your sister's interests are though, I guess
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The trick with presents is, you gotta get something the recipient doesn't know exists, but if she did, would love and buy immediately for herself.
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boom boom boom posted:The trick with presents is, you gotta get something the recipient doesn't know exists, but if she did, would love and buy immediately for herself.
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This year, everyone on my list is getting either a bottle of infused spirits or a piece from a glassblowin' neighbor of mine. Jewelry for the lames, pipes for the cools. Except my dad, he's getting paintings of Omar and Prop Joe as Orthodox icons.
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Crow Jane posted:Except my dad, he's getting paintings of Omar and Prop Joe as Orthodox icons. this is seriously bad rear end
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you rock posted:Any tips for determining if a guy has a large Thing? Without getting naked obvs, ty Tie him up, extract blood, put on a petri dish. Heat up a metal wire until the tip is red-hot, then put the wire into the blood. If the wire sizzles and nothing happens, then he doesn't have one. If the blood tries to escape, I hope you have a flamethrower.
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Wildlife Analysis posted:this is seriously bad rear end drat straight
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This year I'm making a stuffed toy rabbit for my friend's daughter's first Christmas  I love making things for people but I don't have enough free time to do it as much as I want  you rock posted:Any tips for determining if a guy has a large Thing? Without getting naked obvs, ty You're all overthinking it, just lean over and get a handful (ask him first obvs)
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ask him about his penis. if he walks away he's a keeper
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Avshalom posted:write her a poem about how even though she's wealthier than you and won't give you any of her goddamn money, you still regard her fondly due to socio-cultural emphasis on familial bonds especially between female relatives look i'd give her all my money if i could the money ref though is just to show what she already has compared to what i can give her even if i spent everything i love her a lot, she's been there for me and she's the only member of my family with a shred of sanity and compassion. her previous gifts to me include a tea making robot and an ipad. this is what i'm competing with. either of those would mean i'm not paying rent next month. stop being mean to me Fruity Gordo posted:does she like art. you could buy her some folk art from collectives in developing countries which aren't very expensive, I know of one eBay shop in particular which sells huichol bead art from artisans in Jalisco which is legit. you can get beautiful beaded necklaces which has incredible artistic and cultural significance for under us$20 and they ship for free. if she's interested in learning or already knows about indigenous american cultures she would likely appreciate it she lives a long way away so i only get a fuzzy view of what's she's doing most of the time she's pretty much renovating her own house, likes really girly things, loves trips to fancy art museums and has preferences between famous painters but i can't remember which, likes anything to do with italy or the 1980's, likes making looseleaf tea so i guess maybe something from teavanna or my local shop would be nice?, ... i'm kinda of tired and spaced out, it's a bit difficult trying to pull everything out, i have the memory of a goldfish and i'm having a hard time remember all the times we talked and what she said she liked. i'm sure she'd love anything i could diy but i'm absolute crap at making anything with my hands and always will be so i'd rather just buy her something that's actually nice. she doesn't get a lot of time to herself or to do things that would let her meet new people because she works really hard all the time and she's kinda sad about that i guess but i can't buy her that i'll keep the beaded necklace thing and the fused glass jewelry in mind when i do the online shopping. and maybe get her some looseleaf at my local shop. boom boom boom posted:The trick with presents is, you gotta get something the recipient doesn't know exists, but if she did, would love and buy immediately for herself. this is my philosophy but it's hard because she's really girly and finds most of the things i like confusing or horrifying, most of what i like is comparatively nerdy, gross, weird, or scary. she hated the nightmare before christmas.
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Wildlife Analysis posted:this is seriously bad rear end VanSandman posted:drat straight  Thanks! I might do Snoop too if I have time. The gilding is gonna be made from cigarette foil.Rita Repulsa, if she likes going to museums, buy her a membership to one near her. If they're accredited with AAM or a similar organization, she'll have reciprocal privileges at museums all around the country. Also, happy Thanksgiving, ladies.
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browsing antique or vintage jewellery on ebay works too, i've found some really lovely estate pieces for my mum for like $15 that way, like a pair of onyx and marcasite earrings from the '50s and a white aurora borealis glass bead brooch from the mid-30s. set the listings by lowest price and postage and scroll baby scroll. brooches are actually a lot more versatile than you'd think, you can wear it on your shirt, duh, but you can also use it as a scarf pin, string it on a chain to wear as a pendant, or loop a bunch of bobby pins onto the brooch pin and wear it as a barrette enamel and resin costume brooches from the '60s and '70s last really well and are found in a shitload of deadstock and estate sales often in mint condition, so they're often very cheap on ebay. she likely doesn't have the time or has never had the inclination to troll through brooch sales on ebay, so if you can find the time that might be an option as well because sparkly brooches are loving girly and fabulous. if my phone worked i would take a picture of my collection and post it, because i am the lamest catlady femme ever good luck whatever you decide!
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A few years ago I got my mom this stuff that turns your bath water into scented jelly. You pour salt on it to liquefy it again. It's called "jelly bath". It was a hit
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Most if not all the men I have met with giant penises, are really excited to tell you about how huge their penis is after maybe 30 minutes of hanging out.
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Goobish posted:Most if not all the men I have met with giant penises, are really excited to tell you about how huge their penis is after maybe 30 minutes of hanging out. Yeah, dudes with large dicks are usually totally pumped about how large their dicks are ----------------
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:A few years ago I got my mom this stuff that turns your bath water into scented jelly. You pour salt on it to liquefy it again. It's called "jelly bath". It was a hit whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:A few years ago I got my mom this stuff that turns your bath water into scented jelly. You pour salt on it to liquefy it again. It's called "jelly bath". It was a hit you got me all excited and I went over to Amazon to get some bath goop for myself but then I saw this 
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:A few years ago I got my mom this stuff that turns your bath water into scented jelly. You pour salt on it to liquefy it again. It's called "jelly bath". It was a hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7-Z6YsroA&t=413s linked to start w/ the "jelly bath" review
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a bunch of goon ladies gonna end up like this thanks to that post but you know...with tits
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Silver Alicorn posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7-Z6YsroA&t=413s you hosed up man 
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You all have reminded me of dessert. Pecan Pie and Butterscotch Pudding.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:you got me all excited and I went over to Amazon to get some bath goop for myself but then I saw this Worked for us, but it was a different brand that we got a few years ago. Ours used salt and water, took a little while but it dissolved. Will see which stuff I got. It was a little expensive but not ridiculous. This was back in 2005, maybe the stuff they make now is poo poo
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Worked for us, but it was a different brand that we got a few years ago. Ours used salt and water, took a little while but it dissolved. Will see which stuff I got. It was a little expensive but not ridiculous. This was back in 2005, maybe the stuff they make now is poo poo I'm gonna look around for the good stuff but if it turns my tub into a permanent goo swamp I am holding you personally responsible 
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