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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I'm gonna look around for the good stuff but if it turns my tub into a permanent goo swamp I am holding you personally responsible I'm going to look on my gmail and see what kind I ordered forever ago. They have DIY bath jelly on a few websites- a good test would be to do it in a bowl with the proper proportions and then see if you can re liquefy it. I guess the key is not to use too much of the powder in too little water. I'll research it, I may get it for people if I can verify that it works again.
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Someone should start that DIY Christmas gifts thread that pops up every year.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:a bunch of goon ladies gonna end up like this WORTH IT lidnsya posted:Someone should start that DIY Christmas gifts thread that pops up every year. I heard a rumour it's in the DIY subforum this year? Edit: Found it, go nuts!
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vaguely posted:I heard a rumour it's in the DIY subforum this year? Edit: Found it, go nuts! Oh, awesome! Thanks!
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If the new jelly stuff is poo poo I don't want to be responsible for people having to take the stuff out in buckets so maybe I'll review the new stuff and report back. May try melting it with salt rather than the stuff they give you. If someone wants to try a DIY jelly bath from a blog let me know how it goes
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Thanks! I am very excited to bathe in goop
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Rita Repulsa posted:she lives a long way away so i only get a fuzzy view of what's she's doing most of the time If she likes making tea, how about getting her a nice tea pot or a cute teacup with some loose leaf teas. You could either go to someplace like David's Tea for something fancy and modern, or check out some antique stores for something vintage.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Thanks! I am very excited to bathe in goop Okay- they don't make the kind I used anymore  nothing was wrong with it, the company just went out of buisness during the recession. You can see reviews of it from 8 years ago, it was just called "Jelly Bath", not "Gelli Baff"It used sodium polyacyrlate. It's cool stuff. You can buy it in bulk on amazon to make your own. People use it in magic tricks for kids and science demonstrations. It holds 400 times it's weight in water. It is reversed with salt. So you pour table salt on it to undo it. Industrially it is used in baby diapers and other absorbent stuff. It's safe. If I have time between exams I will get some of it and play with it to try to figure out a water to powder ratio that would work in a bathtub. I will also ask a chemist because why not Edit: ordered some sodium polyacyrlate. Will update when I get it EXTREME INSERTION fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Nov 29, 2013 |
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Industrially it is used in baby diapers and other absorbent stuff. It's safe. bathing in diapers itt
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See, I would want to be in the tub when it gels. Then I can shampoo up my hair and finally live out my ultimate sexual fantasy of being a dollop of cool whip topping.
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Rita Repulsa posted:wine's a good idea anyway this year my presents are all hand-drawn watercolours of birds and fish, idk what your artistic ability is but good family members love handmade gifts; or you could always commission a picture from some internet person who's not too expensive (not trying to pimp myself here, i live in australia so i'd be wildly inappropriate plus i'm sure you can find someone better) does she have a favourite creature and/or plant? if she's renovating now you can find out her house's new colour scheme and ask for something that complements the colours AND includes a thing that she likes! plus it would be unique and personalised your sister sounds cool tbh and you sound like a good sister too so i hope things work out
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VendaGoat posted:See, I would want to be in the tub when it gels. Then I can shampoo up my hair and finally live out my ultimate sexual fantasy of being a dollop of cool whip topping. Oh, God, now it's my ultimate fantasy, too. I blame "Whipped Cream and Other Delights".
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The two dudes I knew with over ten inch cocks didn't have to tell the ladies. Word of mouth got around and by the end of the evening they were usually asked to drop their pants at least once for a show.
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An ipad is an expensive gift, but it isn't meaningful. If an ipad isn't a huge amount of money for the giver, it is an easy gift. You could give an ipad to a complete stranger and they'd almost certainly be pleased. A tea robot is more personal, something geeky for you (a robot) with tea (something she enjoys and wants to share). If she isn't buying you expensive gifts to make you feel bad, but because it isn't a big deal for her and she knows you'd like one, then you don't need to worry about price matching her gifts. Try to think of something thoughtful and personal. A gift with meaning for the two of you, or one that shows you've really been listening when she talks to you. Like if she has to travel a lot for work and complains she can't sleep on planes or her back is killing her with the long commute, you can get a decent quality sleep mask or lumbar pillow or something that shows you understand her problems, and even if she doesn't need it or could buy better herself it is a thoughtful gift. If you can't think of anything current because you don't see each other that often, you can try to invoke a happy shared memory from the past. Nostalgia for a simpler time. If you live in a city with a China Town full of cluttered little shops that can be a great place to look for unusual little treasures. It can also be a lot cheaper than the department stores and chain boutiques the upper middle class prefer. It's like DealeXtreme without waiting a month to get your stuff. You might find something like a hand-painted tea set that would be thoughtful and personal without being expensive. (It may involve forced labour and lead paint though.)
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LingcodKilla posted:The two dudes I knew with over ten inch cocks didn't have to tell the ladies. Word of mouth got around and by the end of the evening they were usually asked to drop their pants at least once for a show. It would suck if they were growers and not showers. Nothing impressive looking about flaccid button dicks.
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Captain Backslap posted:It would suck if they were growers and not showers. Nothing impressive looking about flaccid button dicks. That would make it an even better party trick. It looks smallish and boring and then BAM it's like ten inches long
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LingcodKilla posted:The two dudes I knew with over ten inch cocks didn't have to tell the ladies. Word of mouth got around and by the end of the evening they were usually asked to drop their pants at least once for a show. A big dick is never a secret
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it is if your guy is shy and you don't want him stolen don't you dare tell anyone about your big dick that dick is MINE dick hoarders
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Zero sum cock dick marketplace
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all of my boyfriends have had big dicks 
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Pick posted:it is if your guy is shy and you don't want him stolen Female Dong Ladder theory?
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Suzuki Method posted:all of my boyfriends have had big dicks dating horses is illegal in most states ma'am 
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buying sex toys with the girlfriend, any recommendations?
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Brinner posted:buying sex toys with the girlfriend, any recommendations? get an blowtorch
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Brinner posted:buying sex toys with the girlfriend, any recommendations? if you're a boyfriend who's worth his salt you'll buy her a sybian
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Brinner posted:buying sex toys with the girlfriend, any recommendations? Buy a strap-on for her molded from your own dong so you can experience it first hand.
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Motherfucker posted:Buy a strap-on for her molded from your own dong so you can experience it first hand.
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bonus points if you shave your balls and glue the hair to the strapon's floppy silicone nutsack for that authentic hairy balls feeling.
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real talk go to a sewing shop and get a pattern tracing wheel, you can do noice things with them and they're not as sharp or spiky on the skin as they look draw that poo poo along a hipbone and follow it with a feather
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plus a full body latex suit and gimp mask, obv. and a hungry terrier
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Fruity Gordo posted:real talk go to a sewing shop and get a pattern tracing wheel, you can do noice things with them and they're not as sharp or spiky on the skin as they look scary poo poo in the ladychat thread
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/\ /\ /\ You don't drag it across their skin like you're trying to flay them, c'mon.Fruity Gordo posted:real talk go to a sewing shop and get a pattern tracing wheel, you can do noice things with them and they're not as sharp or spiky on the skin as they look This for real. I haven't done the feather thing (am going to now) but even without the feather, they're fun. If she likes gspot stuff or is pretty sure she has one but has never been able to get to it properly, I recommend the hell out of  this vibe. Friendly reminder from the  to always use medical-grade silicone toys, and flared toys if they're aimed for the butt.
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household objects best sew toys  oi all of you thansgiving people tell me what you are eating tia E: SEX TOYS NOT SEW TOYS BUT ALSO BOTH Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Nov 29, 2013 |
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I have some kind of bug so I didn't eat any of the thanksgiving food. Not a big loss, I'm not a fan of turkey, and everything else will still be food later. Did you mean "sex toys" instead of "sew toys" Fruity? edit: beat by another edit
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Sewing machines really are loving fun to use, though. That "clack clack clack" noise the big old ones make, I love it. I have a vintage cabinet sewing machine I got from my mother, which she got from her mother, and so on. It's really pretty as furniture, but then it goes all transformers and it's a sewing machine with a pedal and awesome.
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oh nooo i'm sorry you're sick, that stinks. imo you should collect the foods you want to eat later and segregate them from all the other leftovers and cough on them so that everyone knows they're yours. mark yo food territory, everyone will forgive you if you do one of those sad coughs like in zoolander also yes please if you're sticking stuff up yourself repeatedly please make sure that you put a condom on stuff you're sharing if you share it in the butt or if you're not committed partners who get std-checked together, and also that you're not using rotting plastic toys you gross freaks
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Pochoclo posted:Sewing machines really are loving fun to use, though. That "clack clack clack" noise the big old ones make, I love it. I have a vintage cabinet sewing machine I got from my mother, which she got from her mother, and so on. It's really pretty as furniture, but then it goes all transformers and it's a sewing machine with a pedal and awesome. gently caress i'm so jealous, old sewing machines are the bomb. the people in my old queer collective just did a cleanup of the queerspace and found a '40s metal singer and had no idea how amazing it was and i wanted desperately to be like 'oh... i will just take it to the tip for you....' but it's pretty bad form to steal from your comrades so i told them to protect it and get it serviced and either auction it or keep it locked up as an asset
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Oh man my amazing grandma has one of those sewing machines, I learned basic stuff on it and I miss it. It rattles and rumbles and goes clackity clack and you feel like you are getting poo poo done. I've already stolen away food for later and stuck it in the mini fridge in my office. No one goes in there unless they want free product and see that I'm in there, so it should be safe. Also for double real, do not buy lovely toys. I learned that lesson the hard way. If you get a toy and it smells like chemicals fighting, get a refund. Don't use it and hope for the best because the best will turn out to be a burning sensation.
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