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GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Donkay NOoo posted:

i went to my friend's house the other day who has 5 or 6 cats. i was instantly covered in cat hair and i spent an hour at home using a lint roller on everything i wore i don't know how you cat people do it

brush the poo poo out of your cat every day

or just get shorthaired ones idk

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

rocketpig posted:

Toe knee hand, I had a go at painting your cat.



oh my god

this is amazing

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Thread is full of Cat Ladies....


ya'll gonna die alone surrounded by cats eating your decaying corpse.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

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Donkay NOoo posted:

i went to my friend's house the other day who has 5 or 6 cats. i was instantly covered in cat hair and i spent an hour at home using a lint roller on everything i wore i don't know how you cat people do it

wear clothes the same colour as your cat
unfortunately if you have tuxedo cats this tactic isn't so great, but tuxedo cats are worth it

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

The Taint Reaper posted:

Thread is full of Cat Ladies....


ya'll gonna die alone surrounded by cats eating your decaying corpse.

this is the unfortunate fate of any cat owner. this is why I own a dog.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

vaguely posted:

wear clothes the same colour as your cat
unfortunately if you have tuxedo cats this tactic isn't so great, but tuxedo cats are worth it

yes i have a longhair cat who doesn't particularly like being brushed but he is all black so if i just wear dark colours i'm okay

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Wildlife Analysis posted:

this is why I own a dog.

and that is why you will die alone

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

toe knee hand posted:

and that is why you will die alone

Pretty sure many cat ladies die alone too.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

toe knee hand posted:

and that is why you will die alone

i don't know, women seem to love my dog. :shrug:

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Imma man comin into girl thread swingin my dick around and espousing the power of DOGG

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Wildlife Analysis posted:

i don't know, women seem to love my dog. :shrug:

And dudes seem to love my cat

Lesbians too actually

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

The Taint Reaper posted:

Thread is full of Cat Ladies....


ya'll gonna die alone surrounded by cats eating your decaying corpse.

i wouldn't want it any other way.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

And dudes seem to love my cat

Lesbians too actually

i don't believe you

Rexicon1 posted:

Imma man comin into girl thread swingin my dick around and espousing the power of DOGG

don't hate on dogs

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

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Wildlife Analysis posted:

i don't believe you


don't hate on dogs

dogs are basically toddlers

so women who like your dog are like women who like your toddler i.e. you look like someone who might want to settle down with them and be boring because your life is already over anyway right

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Then don't believe me. My orange tabby is a nice cat. Likes to wrestle. Had some serious bromances going on

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
You can easily base what type of personality the woman is based on her dog. If she owns a bichon or some poo poo you know she just wants a little fuzzy baby until she can rope you in so she can finally get a real baby.

If she owns a working breed/gun dog then you know she's all business and isn't expecting to become a dependent.


You can't do the same with cats, because cats are bastards.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

toe knee hand posted:

dogs are basically toddlers

so women who like your dog are like women who like your toddler i.e. you look like someone who might want to settle down with them and be boring because your life is already over anyway right

this is perfectly fine with me, i'm a boring person.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
My husband and I are going away for a week. This was the work involved in finding care for our two cats.

Husband: Who's taking care of the cats while we're gone?
Me: poo poo.
Text to friend: We're going away. Will you stop by after work while we're gone and check on/feed the cats?
Friend: Sure
Me: Cool.

DONE.

I'll get a dog when I have a kid and my life's done anyway.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

The Taint Reaper posted:

You can easily base what type of personality the woman is based on her dog. If she owns a bichon or some poo poo you know she just wants a little fuzzy baby until she can rope you in so she can finally get a real baby.

If she owns a working breed/gun dog then you know she's all business and isn't expecting to become a dependent.


You can't do the same with cats, because cats are bastards.

hahahaha youre going to get bit by some ladys crazy big rear end herding dog

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

hahahaha youre going to get bit by some ladys crazy big rear end herding dog

I've yet to be bitten by any dog.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

toe knee hand posted:

dogs are basically toddlers

so women who like your dog are like women who like your toddler i.e. you look like someone who might want to settle down with them and be boring because your life is already over anyway right

if i like a guy's dog am i a horrible person :ohdear:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
oh man to would suck so hard to have your dog snap and bite and someone and then you get sued happened to someone I know over the summer

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

hahahaha youre going to get bit by some ladys crazy big rear end herding dog

people with big working dog breeds are often stupid yuppies now who don't actually know what the dog is for or how to properly enrich it


i bet this border collie will love being in a little loving cage all day :thumbsup:

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

people with big working dog breeds are often stupid yuppies now who don't actually know what the dog is for or how to properly enrich it


i bet this border collie will love being in a little loving cage all day :thumbsup:

sad thing was with the one I know the dog was trained but not used to being around so many strange people and some girl pet him the wrong way and got bit on the face, wasnt really the fault of the owner just happened because they didnt know the dog would react that way

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Donkay NOoo posted:

if i like a guy's dog am i a horrible person :ohdear:

nah, it depends on the guy, not the dog :)

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Pick posted:

people with big working dog breeds are often stupid yuppies now who don't actually know what the dog is for or how to properly enrich it


i bet this border collie will love being in a little loving cage all day :thumbsup:

the trick is to not treat them like a cat

Donkay NOoo posted:

if i like a guy's dog am i a horrible person :ohdear:

apparently it just means you're boring. welcome to the club

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

people with big working dog breeds are often stupid yuppies now who don't actually know what the dog is for or how to properly enrich it


i bet this border collie will love being in a little loving cage all day :thumbsup:

Border collies need a job to do every day. You can teach them to replace their herding instinct with being a watch dog/guard dog but then they never leave the property, not even for walks.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

I dont know how to use irc

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

detectivemonkey posted:

My husband and I are going away for a week. This was the work involved in finding care for our two cats.

Husband: Who's taking care of the cats while we're gone?
Me: poo poo.
Text to friend: We're going away. Will you stop by after work while we're gone and check on/feed the cats?
Friend: Sure
Me: Cool.

DONE.

I'll get a dog when I have a kid and my life's done anyway.

this is all stdh because its well known that cat people dont have spouses, nor friends, nor any place to be but at home with their weird rear end animal overlords

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
yeah I like cats, I like dogs, but Im out of my apartment some days so long and I move around a lot that it would be dog cruelty but cats dont give a poo poo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

yeah I like cats, I like dogs,

you can sit on the fence if you like....but you can never come down.

remember that.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I want a german shepard mix

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

you can't do german shepard mixed with cat buddy.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Donkay NOoo posted:

you can't do german shepard mixed with cat buddy.

jack the orange tabby has played with a few dogs before, one was a shiba inu and the other a terrier? supervised, the terrier mix has this strange love of cats which is odd for his breed. are german shepards big cat eaters? my mom had one and a cat I think but cant remember, i think she said they generally just avoided each other

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I dont know how to use irc

you can click the link, it's a web client, it's easy

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
I have a rat so when I die I'll have to be careful to use my last bit of strength to let her out of the cage so she can eat my decaying corpse. That is if I die within the next six months. Rats don't live very long.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
No one should own any pets.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

boom boom boom posted:

No one should own any pets.
We'd make great pets.

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Sabel posted:

We'd make great pets.

i was just listening to this song

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