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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

rawdog pozfail posted:

summary of last 900 posts?

golden retriever puppies!!!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
in junior high health class they said masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer which will certainly kill you because CANCER

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

in junior high health class they said masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer which will certainly kill you because CANCER

i thought regular masturbation decreased men's chances of the genital cancers? :confused:
yes i know i said you only get one medical advice today, i lied

edit: pick, hey pick, while you're here what's a cute name for a fistula

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

A Spider Covets posted:

you can't. he is always watching, waiting.... :butt:

you can't hide your :yosbutt:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
fistula? such a nasty word. how about candy causeway

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Fistula sounds like a campy porn parody of Dracula on a grainy VHS

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Fistula sounds like a campy porn parody of Dracula on a grainy VHS

do not google "fistula porn" i promise you

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
you know normally when I hear "DO NOT GOOGLE X!" it's the very next thing i do but in this case...i'll trust you on that one and not google it.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I used to have a textbook of gynecology from the 1920's, it was pretty horrifying. Lesions are somehow even scarier in black and white, and old examination equipment looked even more like torture devices.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Crow Jane posted:

I used to have a textbook of gynecology from the 1920's, it was pretty horrifying. Lesions are somehow even scarier in black and white, and old examination equipment looked even more like torture devices.

oh man. i took a history of women's health class for an elective in my last semester of college. it was fascinating, but so scary. they brought in some of the actual tools they used to use and showed us them, and good lord, everything was metal and scary and sharp.

also we learned about old mastectomies and how they had to take out all of the breast, the muscle and everything, leaving like less than inch between the world and your vitals. :smith:

on the bright side, the history of treating hysteria (!!) is hilarious

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

you know normally when I hear "DO NOT GOOGLE X!" it's the very next thing i do but in this case...i'll trust you on that one and not google it.

it's when there's a hole between your rectum and your vagina so you get poop in your vag, you're welcome

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

VanSandman posted:

also i saw frozen its amazing go see frozen

I was going to take a date to see it. Is this a good move y/n?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

A Spider Covets posted:

on the bright side, the history of treating hysteria (!!) is hilarious

Those antique hand-operated vibrators honestly look pretty scary

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Wildlife Analysis posted:

I was going to take a date to see it. Is this a good move y/n?

Yes

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Those antique hand-operated vibrators honestly look pretty scary

Nothing wrong with getting a little exercise with your orgasm

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I wonder how many women with handsome doctors were feigning hysteria

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Pick posted:

golden retriever puppies!!!

:eek:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I wonder how many women with handsome doctors were feigning hysteria

OH NO DOCTOR HANDSOME my silly uterus is all wandering inside me again best to get up in there and calm it down

edit: y'know what, that's how i'm starting the next sexy times session with mah man, thanks grrrl!

Women's Rights? fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Dec 5, 2013

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Pick posted:

i seem to remember the rear end collectors, they lived beyond the Omega 4 relay

Pick posted:

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL consensually

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

OH NO DOCTOR HANDSOME my silly uterus is all wandering inside me again best to get up in there and calm it down

edit: y'know what, that's how i'm starting the next sexy times session with mah man, thanks grrrl!

of course ma'am, have a seat

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Wildlife Analysis posted:

I was going to take a date to see it. Is this a good move y/n?

frozen is great, there's a cind thread for it too

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

VanSandman posted:

i can post again, hooray!
guys have it lucky in awful sex ed also. all we get is the abstinence (taught half-heartedly, though, since the folks who made the program believed all guys were sex maniacs no matter what) and the std horror show.
gotta say the std horror show is slightly more horrific if u gots a dick tho.
no guilt complexes is p sweet

also i saw frozen its amazing go see frozen

What the hell is frozen?

I don't even remember my sex ed classes honestly :smith:
I think it was STDS, STDS, STDS, fear, abstinence, and loathing in Wisconsin.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Frozen

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

planning to see Frozen tomorrow with the boyfriend, super excited for it :3:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Al Borland posted:

What the hell is frozen?

I don't even remember my sex ed classes honestly :smith:
I think it was STDS, STDS, STDS, fear, abstinence, and loathing in Wisconsin.

It's a disney musical, go see it, you'll like it

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Oh cool. I'd go see it but I"m a guy and it would be weird to go alone :smith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
♪ the cold never bothered me anyway ♪

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
going to movies alone at 2pm kicks rear end

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Wildlife Analysis posted:

I was going to take a date to see it. Is this a good move y/n?

ya

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


ohhhh I wanna see it then... my mom loves cartoon movies, I'm gonna see if she wants to go. :3: I don't like the little snowman guy in the commercials tho, he looks annoying

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Maybe when I get back home I'll ask a girl I like if she wants to go see it :unsmith:. I like cold things so the title alone has me interested.

A Spider Covets posted:

ohhhh I wanna see it then... my mom loves cartoon movies, I'm gonna see if she wants to go. :3: I don't like the little snowman guy in the commercials tho, he looks annoying

I saw the pic of him too and I thought "This guy isn't gonna get along with me very well."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

ohhhh I wanna see it then... my mom loves cartoon movies, I'm gonna see if she wants to go. :3: I don't like the little snowman guy in the commercials tho, he looks annoying

as it turns out he is not bad

it was also SA's Movie of the Week :black101:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Al Borland posted:

Oh cool. I'd go see it but I"m a guy and it would be weird to go alone :smith:

do it anyway
or find someone to be a movie buddy
like a hobo
or a friend
you overthinkin this

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
i wanna see frozen

i just ordered poo poo online from sephora for the first time, i feel so girly

also it is snowing here

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
One thing I do remember from sex ed is that they taught us girls a hundred ways to say no, but not a single thing about asking for what we wanted.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Crow Jane posted:

One thing I do remember from sex ed is that they taught us girls a hundred ways to say no, but not a single thing about asking for what we wanted.

duh, girls don't like sex

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

One thing I do remember from sex ed is that they taught us girls a hundred ways to say no, but not a single thing about asking for what we wanted.

christian louboutins?

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
so frozen is as good as or better than tangled/brave? because i liked those and now i wanna go see it right now...

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Crow Jane posted:

One thing I do remember from sex ed is that they taught us girls a hundred ways to say no, but not a single thing about asking for what we wanted.

but only boys want sex :confused: girls just put up with it so they can get babies

The only girls who like sex are slutty slutwhores

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

rawdog pozfail posted:

so frozen is as good as or better than tangled/brave? because i liked those and now i wanna go see it right now...

I'd say better than Brave, equal or maybe slightly lesser than Tangled. But it balances Tangled perfectly. They're better together than alone.

Pacing is better in Tangled, but Frozen is trying to do a lot more things and does them well.

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