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My schizophrenic grandma always knitted me these nightmarish non-euclidean wool sweaters and made me wear them and it turned me off of that stuff forever
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Sabel posted:Starbound soundtrack is really chilling me out. I got starbound its ehhh okayish.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:17
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Al Borland posted:I got starbound its ehhh okayish.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:My schizophrenic grandma always knitted me these nightmarish non-euclidean wool sweaters and made me wear them and it turned me off of that stuff forever ARGH THOSE ARE loving TERRIBLE. there are all these ladies on ravelry who knit them in heavily variegated expensive yarn like noro and without fail the look like people who would get kicked out of a renfaire for being too weird PICK! remember when we were talking about inbred showdogs?  http://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/
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Dec 7, 2013 04:21
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Monster is a good anime Very good.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:22
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Sabel posted:yeah I didn't bother. just listening to the music. Good move honestly. Not flushed out enough its Terraria with a lil more to do right now. Some of its neat but I think i'd wait for a big steam sale on it. I don't feel i got 15 bucks worth out of it.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:25
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Fruity Gordo posted:PICK! remember when we were talking about inbred showdogs? show dogs are gross, but it is important that some people still breed some lineages as working dogs, so for example some border collies ain't for show but they border collie like no border collie you've ever seen
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Dec 7, 2013 04:26
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Fruity Gordo posted:ARGH THOSE ARE loving TERRIBLE. there are all these ladies on ravelry who knit them in heavily variegated expensive yarn like noro and without fail the look like people who would get kicked out of a renfaire for being too weird Thats a lot of mishapen skulls.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:30
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You know how some nights you just aren't in the mood to remove your makeup? Maybe you're already in bed and then you realize you didn't do it and the very idea of getting up, going to the washroom, using remover, cleanser, toner, moisturizer and whatever is just too much to face and you're all "gently caress it, I'll wake up with raccoon eyes instead." There is an easy solution: Cold Cream. It's not just for grandmas anymore! Prepare for those nights when you are exhausted (or lazy) by putting a jar or tube of cold cream and a dry cloth in your nightstand. Then when you realize you forgot to de-goop your face, just slather some cold cream on your face, massage it in for a few seconds, and then wipe it off as well as you can with the dry cloth, and go to sleep. Don't bother with a mirror or water, you are too tired for that. It takes less than a minute and you can do it without getting out of bed. It will take the majority of your makeup off, including waterproof mascara. You won't get 100% of the cold cream itself off with a quick rub, but that is fine, free moisturizer! If you are young and still using oil-free everything it may feel a bit weird at first, but it isn't likely to cause breakouts (certainly less likely than just not washing off your makeup at all). Cold cream is awesome, and cheap too.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:34
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^that is loving genius Pick posted:show dogs are gross, but it is important that some people still breed some lineages as working dogs, so for example some border collies ain't for show but they border collie like no border collie you've ever seen yeah one of my childhood friends' parents bred working border collies and they were loving great, healthy dogs who were really popular as herders with the other farmers around town. lucky they had sheep and each other to chase because sometimes you just wanna play playstation GET OFF ME that first pic with the pit bulls is just like... holy poo poo
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Pick posted:show dogs are gross, but it is important that some people still breed some lineages as working dogs, so for example some border collies ain't for show but they border collie like no border collie you've ever seen or be your best friend like no golden retriever will ever be unless you get one with a sense of humor then you're hosed they can be real jokers they know when they're doing something bad and they'll do it because your reaction amuses them then they'll come wag their tail and lick your face and smile and you forgive them the devious dogge VanSandman fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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we had a lab retriever with a sense of humour, she was such an awesome little poo poo  rip in piece millie, eating poops and digging up carrots in heaven
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Dec 7, 2013 04:38
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Angela Christine posted:You know how some nights you just aren't in the mood to remove your makeup? Maybe you're already in bed and then you realize you didn't do it and the very idea of getting up, going to the washroom, using remover, cleanser, toner, moisturizer and whatever is just too much to face and you're all "gently caress it, I'll wake up with raccoon eyes instead." There is an easy solution: I know nothing about makeup but her's a video that gives good tips on doing your makeup super fast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxdKPKdlsI
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she didnt even EAT the carrots she just knew we tried to keep her out with chickenwire fences but that just amplified the challenge of murdering all our carrots for lols also sneaking inside whenever she could and running ecstatic laps up and down the house because gently caress YOU MUM IM IN THE HOUSE WOOOO *crashes into a table and breaks a vase* Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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Dec 7, 2013 04:40
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Fruity Gordo posted:she didnt even EAT the carrots Sounds like your dog was a cat in a dog's body.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:49
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Al Borland posted:Sounds like your dog was a cat in a dog's body. no, thats standard bored lab behavior. bored cats sleep bored dogs RAMPAGE
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Dec 7, 2013 04:53
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Then my cat is actually a dog. Or possibly a monkey, I don't know
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Dec 7, 2013 04:55
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Crow Jane posted:Then my cat is actually a dog. Or possibly a monkey, I don't know Oh my god, monkeys as pets. All the guys I know are like "Ha ha, what a great idea for a pet, like a little dude who roams the house!!  "And all the women I know are like "Oh god, a little naked man who runs around and shits everywhere."
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Dec 7, 2013 04:59
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Crow Jane posted:Then my cat is actually a dog. Or possibly a monkey, I don't know Turns out its actually a horse. Pick posted:Oh my god, monkeys as pets. Monkeys / Chimps make the WORST pet ever. All they do is go insane and rip people's faces off.
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Dec 7, 2013 05:01
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My dad actually had one when he was a kid, he ordered it from the back of a comic book. He said it was a disgusting little beast. I think monkeys are awesome, but I wouldn't want one as a pet
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Dec 7, 2013 05:01
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Is this like the wizards thread for pretending to be ladies? Are we all just men talking about innane poo poo and pretending to be ladies? I am confused because of my autisms.
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Dec 7, 2013 05:01
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Angela Christine posted:You know how some nights you just aren't in the mood to remove your makeup? Maybe you're already in bed and then you realize you didn't do it and the very idea of getting up, going to the washroom, using remover, cleanser, toner, moisturizer and whatever is just too much to face and you're all "gently caress it, I'll wake up with raccoon eyes instead." There is an easy solution: That's awesome, I'll go pick up some grandma cream tomorrow and try this out
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Dec 7, 2013 05:05
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i missed page 100 lame
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Motherfucker posted:Is this like the wizards thread for pretending to be ladies? Men pretending to ladies are okay. Men are also allowed to post as men here. This thread is for ladies, not femnazis, we aren't using this thread to secretly plot castrating every man on earth. Not until the price of sybians comes way down, anyway.
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VanSandman posted:i missed page 100 lame 
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VanSandman posted:i missed page 100 lame Fruity got, like, eight posts on there. She was really rackin' 'em up
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Crow Jane posted:My dad actually had one when he was a kid, he ordered it from the back of a comic book. He said it was a disgusting little beast. Holy poo poo this is amazing. I almost wish we lived in an era where you could order stuff like that off the back of a comic book for $5.00 still. Would I ever get one? Hell no. But the fact that things were so loose and easily accessible always amazes me.
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Angela Christine posted:Men pretending to ladies are okay. Men are also allowed to post as men here. This thread is for ladies, not femnazis, we aren't using this thread to secretly plot castrating every man on earth. Not until the price of sybians comes way down, anyway. why the gently caress are they so expensive its a box with a motor and some gears and poo poo not that hard to make seriously you can get a push lawnmower for cheaper
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Al Borland posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing. I almost wish we lived in an era where you could order stuff like that off the back of a comic book for $5.00 still. It's really sad though, most of those monkeys weren't treated well and died quickly 
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VanSandman posted:why the gently caress are they so expensive So then why don't you turn a lawnmower into sybian if you're so fuckin' smart, ey?
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Sockser posted:So then why don't you turn a lawnmower into sybian if you're so fuckin' smart, ey? AUGH
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Sockser posted:So then why don't you turn a lawnmower into sybian if you're so fuckin' smart, ey? easier to use a plug-in tool maybe a hedge trimmer dont need gas fumes in your masturbation zone
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Al Borland posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing. I almost wish we lived in an era where you could order stuff like that off the back of a comic book for $5.00 still. It was a perilous time to be a kid. You could also get ads for brine shrimp that implied they'd look like tiny nuclear families. 
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They could even be trained. Training a shrimp
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speaking of cats, raise your hand if you have cried at the Sad Cat Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnmcw6kJ2HQ
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Pick posted:speaking of cats, raise your hand if you have cried at the Sad Cat Song :raises paw:
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VanSandman posted:easier to use a plug-in tool This is almost a beautiful haiku. Almost. Try harder next time ...masturbation has too many syllables.
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Pick posted:It's really sad though, most of those monkeys weren't treated well and died quickly Oh god i have no doubt they were paying some poor bastard in the middle east like 5 cents a monkey. So they were just running around grabbing them, stuffing them i tiny crates, and shipping them over. Then the owners who are like 7 year olds no clue how to handle the monkeys. Hell on earth. Amazing, but hell on earth for all. Angela Christine posted:It was a perilous time to be a kid. You could also get ads for brine shrimp that implied they'd look like tiny nuclear families. No kiddin. I remember being suckered by sea monkeys as a 4 year old.
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I just googled sybian. Wow that seems like a lot of work and money.
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