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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

VanSandman posted:

i dont need a day to be naked

not a good idea to fry chicken naked

im making fried chicken tonight

the secret ingredient is peanut oil

Donkay NOoo posted:

remember to not be naked

This applies to cooking bacon too.

VanSandman posted:

grasping things with my feet is a skill i never wish to give up
i will keep my fingertoes


Yeah Its nice being able to pick up a pen / pencil when it falls on the ground with your feet.


Avshalom posted:

oh man i just realised i lost my icon when i got banned, r.i.p. avshafairy 2013-2013



was wondering where your uggo self got off to.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Dec 8, 2013

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
just put a prechopped mirepoix, bay leaves, chicken breasts, and a little bit of broth in a slow cooker. What am I missing (basil, cilantro, egg noodles go in later)

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i also have fingertoes and consider them a gift from god

realtalk: does it make anybody feel empowered when you wear brightly coloured underpants

because mine today are candy pink and every time i think about it i feel an increased sense of wellbeing and satisfaction

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

was wondering where your uggo self got off to.
i am actually heartbreakingly beautiful

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
horsies :neckbeard:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Avshalom posted:

i also have fingertoes and consider them a gift from god

realtalk: does it make anybody feel empowered when you wear brightly coloured underpants

because mine today are candy pink and every time i think about it i feel an increased sense of wellbeing and satisfaction
thigh high stockings underneath pants because it's cold but still want to feel feminine

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Avshalom posted:

i also have fingertoes and consider them a gift from god

realtalk: does it make anybody feel empowered when you wear brightly coloured underpants

because mine today are candy pink and every time i think about it i feel an increased sense of wellbeing and satisfaction

I wear gym boxers. Multi-colored, smooth as silk, and very breathable. Makes me feel like a king.


Avshalom posted:

i am actually heartbreakingly beautiful
I know I just can't handle all your beauty it makes me say mean things.
:wink:

Sabel posted:

thigh high stockings underneath pants because it's cold but still want to feel feminine
I run around barefoot still. But I'm a guy. I regret it on cold tile floors though... So friggin cold.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I have a date at Rainforest Cafe. This was not my idea. I don't know how to sex this up. Please help.


ps: animatronic gorillas screech during the fake thunderstorm, every 15 minutes

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Pick posted:

I have a date at Rainforest Cafe. This was not my idea. I don't know how to sex this up. Please help.


ps: animatronic gorillas screech during the fake thunderstorm, every 15 minutes

anyone you are meeting at this place doesn't have great standards, if you want sex times basically just be awake and receptive to sex times

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Pick posted:

I have a date at Rainforest Cafe. This was not my idea. I don't know how to sex this up. Please help.


ps: animatronic gorillas screech during the fake thunderstorm, every 15 minutes
oh my god no

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

anyone you are meeting at this place doesn't have great standards, if you want sex times basically just be awake and receptive to sex times

she just REALLY likes fish, and looking at them

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

I have a date at Rainforest Cafe. This was not my idea. I don't know how to sex this up. Please help.


ps: animatronic gorillas screech during the fake thunderstorm, every 15 minutes

I went to the rainforest cafe when I was like 6. It was great for a six year old. Not sure how it will go over for adults. Not well is my guess. I don't remember the food being great or memorable.

EDIT:

The rainforest cafe may be a yellow flag just so you know. =/ Not to be a Danny Downer.

ef;b

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

doesn't really contradict my advice

maybe say like that you think fish are pcool a few times

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

VanSandman posted:

dry hump them soon, pick
they will get your message quick
or they're a eunuch

rhyming haiku check it

VanSandman fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 8, 2013

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

I went to the rainforest cafe when I was like 6. It was great for a six year old. Not sure how it will go over for adults. Not well is my guess. I don't remember the food being great or memorable.

Did you like fish

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
she apparently REALLY likes fish, guys

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"i like fish and an open to having sex with you"

if she wants to have sex with you thats about all youll need to do

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

Did you like fish

I had a pet fish. I don't recall fish at the place. I recall parrots and the thunderstorm show. They have all these tacky chirping robotic parrots everywhere. CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP. Constantly incessantly... I got one to take home it must have drove my parents mad.

I have no idea how I remember that as it was over 20 years ago. But holy poo poo its a strong memory now that I think about it.

EDIT:

Yeah if its about sex just humor her talk about some bullshit then get it over with.

If you're looking for a good relationship. I wouldn't get my hopes up. She may be really nice but the rainforest cafe? There are plenty of nice places with aquariums you could have dinner at. Maybe a bit pricey though...

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

she apparently REALLY likes fish, guys

if she mentions the dream of the fisherman's wife

run

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Sabel posted:

oh my god no

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I am generally good with animals but have a bad track record w fish

Like I hatched a fancy rear end chicken out of an egg using a cell incubator in winter but like three Betta fish died under my care as a semi adult. Rip mr bananagrabbers

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Actually I have killed roughly five Betta

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Pet rat got one

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

they basically exist to die anyway

like every other living thing you me everyone

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I am generally good with animals but have a bad track record w fish

Like I hatched a fancy rear end chicken out of an egg using a cell incubator in winter but like three Betta fish died under my care as a semi adult. Rip mr bananagrabbers

I loving love arrested development

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

I loving love arrested development

Huh?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
mr bananagrabber is, in my memory, a reference to arrested development

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

mr bananagrabber is, in my memory, a reference to arrested development

Oh you are correct that was a long time ago. He passed in 2007

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
The more I think about it the more appealing I find Rainforest Cafe as a place to take people I really hate.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Oh you are correct that was a long time ago. He passed in 2007

r.i.p. a fish :911:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Sabel posted:

thigh high stockings underneath pants because it's cold but still want to feel feminine

This. Or thigh high socks for cold times. Most of my socks are over-the-knee or thigh high now.

Did your date have any interesting Fish Facts, Pick?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Fabulist posted:

Did your date have any interesting Fish Facts, Pick?

Haven't gone there yet but if I'm paying I better learn a loving lot about fish

p.s. she's v. attractive

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnUF2SHzC1I&t=120s a taste of what is to come Pick.

If you dare look. I honestly think you shouldn't spoil the experience until you get there.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

did she pick the place or was it a third party questionmark

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
rainforest cafe lol

*opens another Payday as he sits alone in his apartment*

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Surely an aquarium would be a superior place to take a fish lover, rainforest Cafe is just really overpriced horrible food. Makes it worse than Applebee's

I also don't see what rainforest Cafe has to do with fish!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I suggest looking at the vid, if only to plan ways to embarrass her away in case there's something scary enough to outweigh the hotness.

For example you could climb on that animatronic elephant's neck and start yelling the names of characters from Lion King.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
^^^ Censor that poo poo don't spoil the surprise!

Donkay NOoo posted:

Surely an aquarium would be a superior place to take a fish lover

They probably have restaurants too that are far nicer.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

Surely an aquarium would be a superior place to take a fish lover, rainforest Cafe is just really overpriced horrible food. Makes it worse than Applebee's

I also don't see what rainforest Cafe has to do with fish!

they have fish tanks there with real fish, not every animal is a robot

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

they have fish tanks there with real fish, not every animal is a robot

They do, but you wont be sitting near them most likely. You'll be thrown into a corner by a robot filled parrot tree constantly chirping, or next to the alligator swamp where they roar and groar.

Maybe you'll be lucky and get stuck next to the elephant show!

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