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Pomp posted:
not gonna lie, wanna slap that face.
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Dec 8, 2013 08:33
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Okay this is pretty hilarious. It would have been way cooler if mods endorsed this for goon project throw money away instead of Doob Dawg. And it does more for the world than propping up shithole alabama, that game is part of the Marshall plan!
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Dec 8, 2013 09:11
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Did anyone bring up the "Bad Parking Cards", where you put a card letting a person know you thought their parking was crap under their windshield wiper? Apparently now, there's an app version which accomplishes even less. What better way to instruct people on their driving by not telling them about it at all! Also, hosting images? Why would I need to worry about that? I have AN APP to do that!
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Dec 8, 2013 09:13
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 I'm one hug ahead. I'M WINNING, gently caress Y'ALL!!!
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Pomp posted:
"Well, bro, I'd love to play your hugging game, but me and my girlfriend thought we'd stay home and have sex. It's, like, the advanced version of your game, and you can't lose the pieces."
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Dec 8, 2013 12:26
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Antitonic posted:Did anyone bring up the "Bad Parking Cards", where you put a card letting a person know you thought their parking was crap under their windshield wiper? Apparently now, there's an app version which accomplishes even less. What better way to instruct people on their driving by not telling them about it at all! what happened to just keying them?
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Dec 8, 2013 12:27
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boom boom boom posted:what happened to just keying them? Keying and tire slashing are kinda illegal. The law kinda looks poorly on vigilantism when it comes to parking enforcement.
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Dec 8, 2013 12:35
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Young Freud posted:Keying and tire slashing are kinda illegal. The law kinda looks poorly on vigilantism when it comes to parking enforcement. isnt' slashing someones tires because they parked bad the dumbest possible thing?
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Dec 8, 2013 12:41
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boom boom boom posted:isnt' slashing someones tires because they parked bad the dumbest possible thing? It's like being blackmailed for a crime, who exactly are you going to go running to? Also, getting a new tire and maybe a tow is prohibitively expensive. But yeah, if you're slashing tires because some rear end in a top hat double parked, there's probably something wrong with you.
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Dec 8, 2013 13:06
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Young Freud posted:It's like being blackmailed for a crime, who exactly are you going to go running to? Also, getting a new tire and maybe a tow is prohibitively expensive. no, i mean, it prevents them from leaving, thus prolonging whatever parking issue they caused.
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Dec 8, 2013 13:09
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What about just letting the air out? It's an inconvenience to them but doesn't cause permanent damage to the car
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Dec 8, 2013 14:10
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Fatkraken posted:What about just letting the air out? It's an inconvenience to them but doesn't cause permanent damage to the car That's the opposite of what you want! you want to damage the car in a way that won't prevent them from driving away out of their terrible parking job
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Dec 8, 2013 14:13
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You want the car to remain there forever, a derelict warning to all other terrible parkers. E: I would recommend melting the asphalt underneath it.
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Dec 8, 2013 14:17
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Or you could ignore the bad parker and decide not to care about dumb things anymore and maybe then go home and rethink your life. 
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Dec 8, 2013 14:17
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Noni posted:Or you could ignore the bad parker and decide not to care about dumb things anymore and maybe then go home and rethink your life. No, no, responding to someone being a minor piece of poo poo is best dealt with by being a huge piece of poo poo.
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Dec 8, 2013 15:02
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Some retard in college half slashed someone's car, dude drove away OK and crashed later when the tire exploded 
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What are you GRATEFUL for today????????? E: and you don't even get the game itself in the reward tier until you pay $50 to this skeeve of a hippy Catgirl Al Capone has a new favorite as of 15:43 on Dec 8, 2013 |
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Dec 8, 2013 15:39
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Pomp posted:
Let's play the choking game instead.
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Dec 8, 2013 16:45
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Here's one that's deliberately but hilariously terrible and manages to pull it off: KANYE'S PUG CALENDAR - 2014% AWESOME The perfect Xmas present! They're using a bunch of copyrighted photos without permission (the original photo for that example above was Jean Claude Van Damme doing the splits) but the project is only open for 10 days so they might reach the end and get their funding before anyone sends them C&D.
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Dec 8, 2013 16:59
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It's a good thing Kanye West is so well known for his ability to take a joke.
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Germstore posted:It's a good thing Kanye West is so well known for his ability to take a joke. He just said he aspires to be the next Nelson Mandela, so surely he's grown as a person and will allow it.
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Dec 8, 2013 17:06
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Anoia posted:He just said he aspires to be the next Nelson Mandela, so surely he's grown as a person and will allow it. Yes, according to well known completely serious news source the Daily Currant
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Dec 8, 2013 17:10
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An amazingly pointless waste of time, courtesy of YKSChucklefuck posted:I came up with the basic idea when my son and I were talking about the movie "A Few Good Men" and I quoted Jack Nicholson. "You can't handle the truth", and my son quoted him back, "You can't handle the truth", to which I replied, "You can't handle the chocolate". I thought changing movie quotes by replacing one of the words with chocolate and then having someone else guess what movie it came from and Chocoltized Quotes was born. One of the "rewards" is a T-shirt with a "chocoltized quote" on it. It's a dumb game, now let's ask for 5,000! 
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Dec 9, 2013 02:34
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Seriously, "chocoltized?" Was "chocolatized" really that hard to think of?
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Dec 9, 2013 02:45
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Wow. What a completely worthless idea. Fifteen year-old stoners come up with better poo poo during bike rides to Taco Bell. Bad Munki posted:Seriously, "chocoltized?" Was "chocolatized" really that hard to think of? "...jerry mouse foreverial choclitized chocolat toung big chocolat lips chocolat insides always delicios..." trilobite terror has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Dec 9, 2013 |
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Dec 9, 2013 02:50
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The game doesn't even have the chocoltized quotes for you, you have to come up with them yourself. It doesn't even have quotes just lists of movies. 
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Dec 9, 2013 02:57
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Wee Tinkle Wand posted:The game doesn't even have the chocolatized quotes for you Chocoltized! 
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Dec 9, 2013 03:00
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Bad Munki posted:Chocoltized! My bad.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:01
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Wee Tinkle Wand posted:The game doesn't even have the chocoltized quotes for you, you have to come up with them yourself. It doesn't even have quotes just lists of movies. I thought taking iconic movie lines and replacing assorted nouns with "chocolate" (and asking for money to make a game around that) was stupid enough, but this takes it to another level of worthlessness. I hate the mind that came up with this.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:05
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man naw this is a good game guys this is awesome okay let's do a test round here, here's my chocoltized quote here: show me the chocolate. ha man this poo poo's good.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:15
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my chocolate always said life is like a chocolate of chocolate
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Dec 9, 2013 03:19
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That chocolate really tied the room together.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:22
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You had me at chocoltized. Am I doing it right?
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Dec 9, 2013 03:24
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That's no moon - it's a space chocolate.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:25
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Chocolate, I am your father. Search your chocolate, you know it to be true. Oh man, imagine doing this with words other than chocolate, like ptarmigan or quiche! Is that a stretch goal?
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Oh man, imagine doing this with words other than chocolate, like ptarmigan or quiche! Is that a stretch goal? HOLY poo poo YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING. Just imagine... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a MANGO CHUTNEY!"
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Dec 9, 2013 03:35
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Someone should completely copy his kickstarter and just replace chocolate with some other word.
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Greggy posted:Someone should completely copy his kickstarter and just replace chocolate with some other word. Replace it with cacao, for health-conscious players.
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