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Greggy posted:my marklar always said marklar is like a marklar of marklar
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Chocolate, I am your father. Search your chocolate, you know it to be true. Taffy is the stretch goal. I appear to be more witty than the chocolate movie kickstarter people.
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ErIog posted:I appear to be more witty than the chocolate movie kickstarter people. Most multi cellular organisms are wittier than those people. There's colonies of ocean kelp just waiting to evolve eyes so they can roll them at that kickstarter.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3532967&pagenumber=636&perpage=40#post422939370 If you've never heard of Bob or Bob's game you should look it up. And start watching the OUYA thread. It is about to deliver for the holidays big time.
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Is there a card for the film Chocolate? 
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What was the kickstarter watch called that turned out to be a fraud? I think the dude changed the straps to make it look different or something.
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Ketchup. posted:What was the kickstarter watch called that turned out to be a fraud? (...). "The rock". The "designer" has since appeared in the comments claiming innocence.
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So this fucker (Vak Sambath) did get 16k at indiegogo (getdeka.com). Who wants to bet no backer will get anything at all?
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Bad Munki posted:HOLY poo poo YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING. Just imagine... Well gently caress me gently with a chocolate. Honestly, the most fun you could have with the "choclatizing" game is replacing every card with one for Pulp Fiction.
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Storin' dead chocolate ain't my rooty toot tootin' business
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Chocolate... reigns...
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Grim Up North posted:So this fucker (Vak Sambath) did get 16k at indiegogo (getdeka.com). Who wants to bet no backer will get anything at all? Here's the indiegogo page: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/deka-the-most-customizable-smartest-bluetooth-headset Their project goal was $100,000. They only raised $16k but they'd set their project as flexible funding
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All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in hot chocolate.
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I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna gently caress with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, chocolate
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Al Borland posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3532967&pagenumber=636&perpage=40#post422939370 Oh my god. Okay, so he's making a tetris clone, and he's just generally doing the passive-aggressive OUYA-dev-on-SA thing. Are you sure he's not dreamzle (whose game also made it to this thread—incredible)?
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I don't know if I can even think of a movie quote that would take more than .1 seconds to recognize if one word was replaced. The quote would have to be only two or three words long to begin with and you'd have to say it completely deadpan so the inflection didn't give it away. The project creator strikes me as someone who would be easily stumped, though. I like how it's also a functional playing card deck so when you get completely bored of the game after two rounds you can play something challenging like Go Fish.
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What sort of fencepost brained motherfucker prides himself on an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes? How empty does your life have to be that this is a skill worthy of even one second of your precious, short, stupid life? I want to drag that guy to a cliff on a mountain by the ocean so he can watch the sun rise and think about the monster he has become.
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Jett posted:I don't know if I can even think of a movie quote that would take more than .1 seconds to recognize if one word was replaced. The quote would have to be only two or three words long to begin with and you'd have to say it completely deadpan so the inflection didn't give it away. The project creator strikes me as someone who would be easily stumped, though. You could just get super esoteric You are a young man dressed as a chocolate about to be murdered. I'm not a thief, really. I've never found any chocolate worth keeping. I can imagine no way in which this thing could be considered anywhere remotely close to chocolate.
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Holy poo poo I just watched his pitch video. His first example was using a quote from Terminator 2 and what he came up with was "I'll be back ... after I get a chocolate bar." How the hell can he gently caress up so badly in a game which he invented??!?!? 
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Dec 9, 2013 16:50
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Your chocolate is writing checks your body can't cash.
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Do you think I would be able to fund development of my general purpose air-driven Small Mammal Tubular Linear Catapult, or would it just result in my arrest and incarceration for felony bastardy? This is a much improved design based on the MK 1 Cat Mortar, which was poorly received. The Manatee Cannon was a total failure in testing. Breech failure. The design and prototype is complete, I mainly need money for tooling and a production floor. The deluxe model has rifling for greater accuracy. zimboe has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Dec 9, 2013 |
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1-Up posted:"The rock". The "designer" has since appeared in the comments claiming innocence. Has it been suspended then?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Holy poo poo I just watched his pitch video. His first example was using a quote from Terminator 2 and what he came up with was "I'll be back ... after I get a chocolate bar." no way man that's just what we call thinking outside the chocolate, hehe see what i did there; like check this out: hold onto your butts and also get some chocolate, hahaha see we're just adding a little extra challenge my good man
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Luca Brasi sleeps with the marzipans. Cuz he's fat.
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zimboe posted:Do you think I would be able to fund development of my general purpose air-driven Small Mammal Tubular Linear Catapult, or would it just result in my arrest and incarceration for felony bastardy? Heh heh heh kill a cat buddy kill a manatee put a hampster in a potato gun and fire it in youre butt
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Ketchup. posted:Has it been suspended then? Funding for this project was suspended 2 days ago.
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GBS 2.1> Photoshop chocolate into famous movies
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Pomp posted:GBS 2.1> Photoshop chocolate into famous movies
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Jett posted:I don't know if I can even think of a movie quote that would take more than .1 seconds to recognize if one word was replaced. The quote would have to be only two or three words long to begin with and you'd have to say it completely deadpan so the inflection didn't give it away. The project creator strikes me as someone who would be easily stumped, though. In his awful pitch video he tries to deliver the lines as close as they are in the movies and his Arnie impersonation is terrible. He decided to list 6 movies on every card and I guess he ran out of really quotable movies before he filled all 312 slots since he included a bunch which are pretty drat unquotable:   Yeah there's lots of great quotes in Philadelphia for a fun family card guessing game: "Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a human being? Are you a fruit? Are you chocolate, sir? "
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het posted:You should actually post this. Okay?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:In his awful pitch video he tries to deliver the lines as close as they are in the movies and his Arnie impersonation is terrible. man pillow talk, who alive today can even remember pillow talk? i remember it because i'm old as poo poo, but it's not quite a classic. only thing i remember about that movie was how obvious it was that rock hudson and tony randall were loving and doris day was just kinda uncomfortable the whole time "hey tony randall wanna give each other blowjobs and grab a chocolate bar?"
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Jett posted:I don't know if I can even think of a movie quote that would take more than .1 seconds to recognize if one word was replaced.
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Flipperwaldt posted:Here you go: Something something something we will grease the wheels of our tanks with their chocolate?
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Flipperwaldt posted:The most memorable quote from Patton has got to be "Nuts!" "Chocolate, you tasty chocolate, I ate your chocolate!"
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I've got to be mixing up Patton with Battle of the Bulge or something then.
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I dare anyone to remember a memorable quote from Peggy Sue Got Married without looking it up, let alone swap the word 'chocolate' into it in a humorous fashion yet in a way that kids might somehow recognise.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I dare anyone to remember a memorable quote from Peggy Sue Got Married without looking it up, let alone swap the word 'chocolate' into it in a humorous fashion yet in a way that kids might somehow recognise.
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Elysiume posted:Considering it came out in 1986, I dare anyone to find a kid that recognizes the movie at all. The only thing I remember about it is that it has Kathleen Turner in it, she somehow time travels back into the '50s (not like in a cool "revving the Deloren to 88mph" way), and there's a scene where she breaks out laughing when she in the past sees that her father bought an Edsel. It's like a lamer, less memorable Back To The Future. Young Freud has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Dec 9, 2013 |
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Noyemi K posted:Oh my god. The account is pretty old and I honestly get the feeling this may actually be Crazy Bob.
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