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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


toe knee hand posted:

and now he's looking at me like "yes you have to clean that up later"

Mine likes to wait till we sit down for dinner.

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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my cat likes my soup

see i'm a good cook

don't worry i just let him lick the bowl i didn't really feed him soup

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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i'm listening to dido is that girly???

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

i'm listening to dido is that girly???

i'm listening to ladytron so we're in the same boat here

Crow Jane posted:

I got a calendar from the Public Works Department in the mail today. This is the picture for September:

Check out the talons on Bay Beauty

drat, Haz Man looks hardcore

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i'm listening to ladytron so we're in the same boat here

ooh ladytron i kinda like them but haven't listened in ages

what's good? i'll get out the spotify

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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also if people wanna listen to girl music and haven't heard of metric (because they languish in canadian obscurity) they should listen to metric

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ladies

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

ooh ladytron i kinda like them but haven't listened in ages

what's good? i'll get out the spotify

I'm listening to Blue Jeans from the album Light and Magic, and before that it was International Dateline from Witching Hour.

now hit me with the dido


GOOD NIGHT PUTTY

toe knee hand posted:

also if people wanna listen to girl music and haven't heard of metric (because they languish in canadian obscurity) they should listen to metric

HEY I am a huge early metric fan, Grow Up and Blow Away is my go-to daily commute album

but I didn't really like any of their albums after live it out and I was iffy on that one. haven't heard their most recent though

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GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Dec 13, 2013

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I'm listening to Blue Jeans from the album Light and Magic, and before that it was International Dateline from Witching Hour.

now hit me with the dido

HEY I am a huge early metric fan, Grow Up and Blow Away is my go-to daily commute playlist

but I didn't really like any of their albums after live it out and I was iffy on that one

oh yay metric

yes i haven't liked anything after live it out either though i did like live it out

as for dido i was listening to hunter and then had it on shuffle through her playlist and why does she insist on doing collaborations with rappers it's weird

hunter's really good though

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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also i stole a long sleeved tshirt from an ex that says HUNTER on it

e: it is bright yellow

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Angela Christine posted:

What if, what IF, you're going to a fancy party at a posh old country club or governor's mansion or something, but you've heard they have been having some trouble with their aging plumbing so there is a slight chance you'll have to squat behind a bush to pee? You want to wear pantyhose with your party dress, but you also want it to be as easy as possible to squat

This was from last page and I don't give a gently caress: the way I look at it is fuckers shouldn't have invited me if they didn't want a legendary poo poo clogging their pipes.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

misread this as:

toe knee hand posted:

i'm listening to dildo is that girly???

I suppose that is kind of girly depending on your definition

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Obligatory Toast posted:

This was from last page and I don't give a gently caress: the way I look at it is fuckers shouldn't have invited me if they didn't want a legendary poo poo clogging their pipes.

You're not supposed to poop outside of your own bathroom what kind of a lady are you anyhow

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

You're not supposed to poop outside of your own bathroom what kind of a lady are you anyhow

Practical? Pragmatist?

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Jun 20, 2012

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Portals posted:

misread this as:


I suppose that is kind of girly depending on your definition

do you think she picked that name on purpose? i mean it's the pretty obvious first association.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

You're not supposed to poop outside of your own bathroom what kind of a lady are you anyhow

The kind with a working set of bowls and a regular consumer of pomegranates

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




pomegranates are pretty great

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

also i stole a long sleeved tshirt from an ex that says HUNTER on it

e: it is bright yellow

my most prized article of clothing stolen from an ex is a shirt commemorating USC's national water polo championship victory in 2008

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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pomegranates taste good but they look like they're full of maggots and that bothers me a bit

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

pomegranates are pretty great

This

toe knee hand posted:

pomegranates taste good but they look like they're full of maggots and that bothers me a bit

DaFuq?

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

my most prized article of clothing stolen from an ex is a shirt commemorating USC's national water polo championship victory in 2008

was he on the team?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

if maggots were bright red and juicy lookin i'd prob eat em, if they still tasted of pom.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

was he on the team?

yup

I scored pretty hard on that one, water polo dudes have rockin' bods

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toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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ok i guess they don't really look like maggots but like you cut something open and inside it is a bunch of smaller somethings? am i really the only one to be a little bit weirded out by that?

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

yup

I scored pretty hard on that one, water polo dudes have rockin' bods



yes good job

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

toe knee hand posted:

ok i guess they don't really look like maggots but like you cut something open and inside it is a bunch of smaller somethings? am i really the only one to be a little bit weirded out by that?

Yeah, it wouldn't be so gross except that they're all burrowed into this spongy white dead-looking flesh. It's just an eerie-looking fruit

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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Yeah, it wouldn't be so gross except that they're all burrowed into this spongy white dead-looking flesh. It's just an eerie-looking fruit

I have a similar problem with dates, they kinda look like some horrible insect


I mean come on look at those

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Portals posted:

I have a similar problem with dates, they kinda look like some horrible insect


I mean come on look at those

good news they dont really taste very good either so you can just avoid them

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

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see i like dates

i guess the wrinkliness doesn't really set off any alarm bells because there are other wrinkly "fruits" like raisins and prunes

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
it's a thin layer of incredibly dry, cloying flesh loosely wrapped around an enormous pit

dates are a Bad Fruit

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Jun 20, 2012

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NecroMonster posted:

good news they dont really taste very good either so you can just avoid them

they basically taste like sugar

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wow really well my mind is blown

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Jun 20, 2012

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NecroMonster posted:

wow really well my mind is blown

well i dunno do you think sugar tastes bad?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hey NecroMonster what did you do to become king of the spergs?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Angela Christine posted:

Hey NecroMonster what did you do to become king of the spergs?

made a dude who likes mortal kombat unironically look like an idiot

not like an unironic idiot he just likes mortal kombat unironically

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Angela Christine posted:

Hey NecroMonster what did you do to become king of the spergs?

he was a scheming vizier to the sperg king but then he killed him, exiled the true heir and usurped the sperg throne

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

but i guess hed be an unironic idiot rather than an ironic idiot

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
what does that even mean

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i have no fuckin clue honestly

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
pears make me poo poo like crazy

the other day i pooped right after my morning weigh-in and when i checked five minutes later i'd dropped 1.5kg

it's so drat good

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Jun 20, 2012

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you guys

my cat

he's so pretty

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