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that sucks rear end, i'm sorry friendo e: to both of youse
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Portals posted:I bet if my mom had taken care of me after the divorce instead of my dad I would've seen way more cool x-files/millennium type stuff sounds like rape
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my dad is a pretty big shithead and really into japanese culture but happily he always thought anime was beneath him
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Fruity Gordo posted:that sucks rear end, i'm sorry friendo thanks don't really want to make the thread all depressing but i'm in that "not really drunk anymore and dreading the impending hangover" phase which is, well, kinda depressing.
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Dec 14, 2013 10:52
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Im still a goddamn child inside whaddup
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i feel you sisterfriend sometimes when im in the still-drunk-sobering-up phase i automatically shift to thinking about depressing poo poo too. other times i look at my cat and start weeping because YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL WHY IS LIFE SO TRANSIENT
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but then she'll do something really cute or stupid and i'll be like 'fair enough' and feel a bit better. goode catte
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Dec 14, 2013 10:55
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my cat is really pretty my cat helps
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some mexican lady who used to work at my job was named miladys lol
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irc?toe knee hand posted:#girlz
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I'm sorry, TKH. I have no idea how I'm going to handle my father dying and I'm almost 30. I don't remember if there was any X-Files involved, but my dad has been one of those "There are statistically aliens out there" people since I can remember, and would watch whatever shows he could on them when I was very little. He was the sole parent of an only child, so he didn't remember how poo poo can get into kids' heads. Anyway, it turns out that even as an adult, super-elongated humanoid figures freak me right the gently caress out! So I had a lot of sleepless nights where I was convinced really tall aliens were going to abduct me. Then Signs came out when I was 16 or so, and I realized tall aliens still scared the poo poo out of me. One of my friend's bathroom had windows that started about eight feet off the ground, and I often peed in the dark after everyone had gone to bed, so I could keep an eye out through those windows for tall aliens. Sometimes these thoughts were fueled by booze and weed, but not enough for me to use it as an excuse. Bugs are pretty cool, except for fruit flies/gnats. I hate them and will gladly set traps made for them out of apple cider vinegar, dish soap, and cheap wine. Each tiny little body at the bottom of the bowl is a small victory for people who don't like gnats flying in their faces all over the world.
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rocketpig posted:Toe knee hand, I had a go at painting your cat.
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argh i cant im meant to be doing an essay, so as soon as i go on irc i will be doomed because i get on that poo poo and never leave 
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Dec 14, 2013 10:58
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Fabulist posted:I'm sorry, TKH. I have no idea how I'm going to handle my father dying and I'm almost 30. yesssss wine fruitfly traps are the best. im cool with all bugs except fruit flies and cockroaches because these are the two things i have found in a glass of wine while drinking from it 
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thanks, rocketpig did an amazing job. she's sending me a print. isn't he pretty?
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Fruity Gordo posted:argh i cant im meant to be doing an essay, so as soon as i go on irc i will be doomed because i get on that poo poo and never leave no that's okay you do work, be productive, be girl power and all that poo poo
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Fruity Gordo posted:fyi girls if you need help identifying x files episodes it is one of my party tricks to give the name and synopsis of all x files episodes on command if someone gives me the season and ep number. imo it is the greatest party trick What was that one where a guy dies on the toilet? Scully is all "Oh he probably pooped too hard and had a stroke, that happens all the time, nbd". It turned out it wasn't pooping at all, it was something weird after all. Surprise! Gave me a morbid fear of pooping.
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lol that was war of the coprophages as well. that episode was written by darin morgan, the same guy who wrote humbug and blood, and clyde bruckman's final repose which is one of my favourite episodes. i think bruckman won a few emmys. he also played the flukeman and the guy born with the vestigial tail who goes around shapeshifting and raping women. he's probably the weirdest guy involved in the x files though gillian anderson is also pretty batshit mental. i would date her in a second 
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Dec 14, 2013 12:19
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Oh god bug talk. gently caress bugs. I hate all insects. Especially millipedes, lady bugs, and box elder beetles.
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what's your beef with ladybugs? war of the coprophages is loving wack, dont watch it if you hate bugs. there's weird creepy robot cockroaches running around killing people, and an entemologist called bambi shows up and she and mulder flirt like crazy and scully gets jealous, then they all end up at a poo poo processing place which blows up and covers them all with poo poo. so loving gross
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I hope I didn't miss X-Files chat. I, like Fruity Gordo, have an encyclopedic knowledge of the subject. I want a new Scully/Gillian avatar but I haven't found one I liked.
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Dec 14, 2013 12:32
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Fruity Gordo posted:what's your beef with ladybugs? The red ones and the yellow ones would invade my home every fall. They were relentless and very aggressive. They would fly at you try and bit you, and hit you repeatedly. E: not to mention the loving smell they make.  A lot like this. The box elder beetles were the companions in the invasion.
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BUT I JUST PUT MONEY IN THE MAGIC FINGERS 
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Fruity Gordo posted:BUT I JUST PUT MONEY IN THE MAGIC FINGERS The best episode
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I also know lots about The X-Files, I grew up watching it religiously because my mom had a crush on Mulder. Jose Chung's "From Outer Space" will forever be the best episode, and "Home" is the scariest. I used to love the paranormal in general, every spare bit of money I had as a kid went to books about ghosts and chupacabras and the like.
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Al Borland posted:The red ones and the yellow ones would invade my home every fall. They were relentless and very aggressive. They would fly at you try and bit you, and hit you repeatedly. These are Japanese beetles, hth. Ladybugs fuckkin rule
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Dec 14, 2013 15:41
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Looks like Harmonia axyridis, which is a swarming invasive beetle from Asia, but is a Coccinellid (lady beetle). They can bite, but it's rare and very mild. They tend to aggregate when looking for overwintering spots. They're attracted to south-facing white walls especially.
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Also millipedes are obligate vegetarians so they are peaceful and loving animals, or so say diplopodologists.
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Pick posted:Also millipedes are obligate vegetarians so they are peaceful and loving animals, or so say diplopodologists. on the other hand, they are hella gross
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Dec 14, 2013 16:33
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VanSandman posted:on the other hand, they are hella gross No!!! 
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I went to an indie craft fair for a minute this morning cos some friends of mine were selling there and I wanted to say hi. There was a girl selling nothing but fascinators. She was cute and the one she was modelling looked nice, but people were just smiling at her politely and walking by her stand. They looked well-made, at least.
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Dec 14, 2013 16:37
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Pick posted:No!!! that bug is pooping while eating, i promise
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Crow Jane posted:I went to an indie craft fair for a minute this morning cos some friends of mine were selling there and I wanted to say hi. There was a girl selling nothing but fascinators. She was cute and the one she was modelling looked nice, but people were just smiling at her politely and walking by her stand. lol fascinators, my fav new thing to laugh at
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Crow Jane posted:I went to an indie craft fair for a minute this morning cos some friends of mine were selling there and I wanted to say hi. There was a girl selling nothing but fascinators. She was cute and the one she was modelling looked nice, but people were just smiling at her politely and walking by her stand. 
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Pick, if I'd known you were there taking pictures I would've said hi  .
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hahaha fascinators might fascinate if you fasten them somewhere else, ie the butt
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everybody is always checking out everyone elses butt, its science i learned it from the metal gear solid video game series
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I don't really notice butts unless they're really good or really bad. I'm butt-ambivalent.
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millipedes are adorable, spiders are adorable, moths are adorable, ladybugs are adorable it's just common sense and I will admit I don't really understand the fascination with butts
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vaguely posted:millipedes are adorable, spiders are adorable, moths are adorable, ladybugs are adorable This person gets it! 
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