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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




detectivemonkey posted:

Keep in mind I am unable to handle emotion so the end of literally any movie is about a 2. Seriously any movie. The moment things wrap up I weep.

Wow, if you lived in canada you'd cry all day at telephone ads on TV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1FNPx_YN4

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I guess it depends on how you currently feel about your husband. Might not be the best episode to watch if you're having a fight or something

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Al Borland posted:

I have naturally long eyelashes, I'm told girls envy this, but I'm a guy so I don't think much of it either way.

Try being a dude with lips like Angelina Jolie and a big, round, apparently feminine rear end.

I'm not at all androgynous but hearing girls tell me they wish they had an rear end like mine did not help my self-esteem in high school. I still remember a girl coming up to me in high school and telling me that women got surgery to get lips like mine. Still don't know what to make of that.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Angela Christine posted:

Wow, if you lived in canada you'd cry all day at telephone ads on TV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1FNPx_YN4

my heart

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
has anyone ever used those jamberry nail stickers, are they any good? tia

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Fisticuffs posted:

Try being a dude with lips like Angelina Jolie and a big, round, apparently feminine rear end.

I'm not at all androgynous but hearing girls tell me they wish they had an rear end like mine did not help my self-esteem in high school. I still remember a girl coming up to me in high school and telling me that women got surgery to get lips like mine. Still don't know what to make of that.

Grow a serious beard and make people very confused in their sexuality.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
I look like a dude, I swear. I hate shaving so I have consistent scruff. I don't know if it's called a chinstrap or what but I just buzz my facial hair when I cut my hair every week. I'm pretty big and muscular so I've never been confused with a woman and don't think I could pass if I tried.

I just have luscious lips and a big rear end. It bothered me when I was younger and insecure, but I'm okay with it now. Women* like my huge lips and women like butts too it turns out so they're working in my favor at this point. I've tried to get a more muscular rear end so it looks less ladylike but it's a no-go.

*Enough women for me, at least

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fisticuffs posted:

I look like a dude, I swear. I hate shaving so I have consistent scruff. I don't know if it's called a chinstrap or what but I just buzz my facial hair when I cut my hair every week. I'm pretty big and muscular so I've never been confused with a woman and don't think I could pass if I tried.

I just have luscious lips and a big rear end. It bothered me when I was younger and insecure, but I'm okay with it now. Women* like my huge lips and women like butts too it turns out so they're working in my favor at this point. I've tried to get a more muscular rear end so it looks less ladylike but it's a no-go.

*Enough women for me, at least

Take up twerking.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ladies what you eatin tonight

what you gamin tonight if that's your thing

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Putty posted:

ladies what you eatin tonight

what you gamin tonight if that's your thing

pan fried sole fillet with roasted potatoes yams and carrots

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Putty posted:

ladies what you eatin tonight

what you gamin tonight if that's your thing

I had twice baked potatoes with a bunch of broccoli and cheese. No games, cleansing my X-Files tears with The Office (Safety Training and Product Recall).

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
microwaved prepackaged indian food because i'm lazy

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Chiba City Blues posted:

yeah, he was super understanding of why my gpa was so poo poo (undiagnosed mental illness :toot:) and said he'd take into consideration the gpa of my last 60hrs attempted, which is over 3.0, rather than my overall gpa which is like 2.2 or something
also taking into consideration a major change and the professor i'm doing undergrad research under, who is very well renowned both on and off campus
e: renowned in nanotechnology circles at least

That's good I went through a bad bout of depression a few quarters ago. Helped to have a reference from the school therapist.

Women's Rights? posted:

i wish i had nice long lashes. instead i need two coats of mascara to get them up to "decent" size

fuckin dudes with their long pretty lashes. You aren't even using them! give them to me!
Sadly, I do not do much with them.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

whatever's in the fridge, also probably gonna play some starbound or hearthstone because I got into those betas a little while ago and they're kinda fun

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

gently caress off if you arent watching Home ALone on AMC

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

microwaved prepackaged indian food because i'm lazy

Aww theres so much better food you can make lazily. Grilled Cheese sandwich or any kind of sandwich / sub is always a good fallback.


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

gently caress off if you arent watching Home ALone on AMC
Don't have cable or a TV really.

I can watch it on my computer though!

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Angela Christine posted:

Take up twerking.

Nope. Informal poll for the ladies - would you like to see an attractive male twerk? I'm not really into watching women perform lewd dances, myself, so maybe it's just not my thing. I could stand to learn to dance better though. I'm a terrible dancer and it has hindered my ability to pick up strange women in bars before.

Putty posted:

ladies what you eatin tonight

what you gamin tonight if that's your thing

I know you weren't asking me but I made some spaghettini with tomatoes, shrimp, onions, and capers. It was pretty good.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

microwaved prepackaged indian food because i'm lazy

amys?

e: i had a french dip w/o the dip because the people at the campus mcalisters are cruel

stimulated emission fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 19, 2013

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Egg salad on brioche, carrot raisin salad, Zapp's Voodoo Spice chips, and a piece of raspberry almond rugeleh

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

ladies what you eatin tonight

what you gamin tonight if that's your thing

This gentlemen is having his Winter chili!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i am a filthy college student and all i eat is amys

pesto tortellini biatch

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
You guys could do sooo much better and cheaper than Amy's if you're having prepackaged Indian. Seriously, find your nearest halal market and go hog wild. Mine has so much frozen goodness. Also good fruit, homemade samosas and the sesame brittle I like to punish my teeth with

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
no halal markets in small college towns in the middle of north louisiana :(
we have one "health food" store and its as big as a large apartment, or 2/3 of the 1st floor of a bungalow

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'm visiting my parents and my daddy got me veggie fried rice from a nearby Chinese restaurant. :3:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Chiba City Blues posted:

no halal markets in small college towns in the middle of north louisiana :(
we have one "health food" store and its as big as a large apartment, or 2/3 of the 1st floor of a bungalow

It'd be worth the drive. Think of it as a trip to Ikea or Costco, but for frozen curry and other tasty things. Plus all the stuff you need to make your own food, if you wanted to, for super cheap.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Al Borland posted:

Aww theres so much better food you can make lazily. Grilled Cheese sandwich or any kind of sandwich / sub is always a good fallback.

I have started just putting random stuff on bread and calling it grilled cheese and it is always amazing. Apple and cheddar on a leftover cinnamon raisin bagel fries in butter? Yes. Beet and goat cheese? Sure!

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I ate a crepe containing teriyaki marinated steak, lettuce, cucumber, pickled carrots, pickled daikon, and spicy mayo.

Had I eaten at home, I would have had some baked frozen fries with ketchup. Will probably have that tomorrow.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Oh and I started watching X-Files again but I'm only on Conduit.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Chiba City Blues posted:

amys?

e: i had a french dip w/o the dip because the people at the campus mcalisters are cruel

trader joe's

Also did you know trader joe's sells ghost chili flakes? They're awesome and if you like spicy things you should get some

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Also just are a s'more bar I made for a potluck from a recipe I found on the back of a box of Target brand Golden Grahams. It brings me great shame that it is the most delicious thing I have ever made.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Boulder is getting a trader joes and I'm excited

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Watch X-Files err day :mario:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Ladies, humble brag incoming:

So... Christmas is coming and I commissioned an internet artist to do a small watercolor of a picture of MY (long distance) GIRLFRIEND and me.

It worked out perfect, only cost me 30-50$ and the artists is gonna send it direct to her and e-mail me the scan. If you're at a loss to get someone a thing and hate the concept of gift cards I totes recommend doing something like this. (Or suggest your SO do this for you :shh:)

Speaking of... Anyone sent out their mail gifts yet? I am the worst and any presents I have in my possession will not get to my car until April... Let alone to the post office.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
rock hard abs

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
And a nicely rounded man rear end

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

a nice rear end is the most powerful force in nature

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
"So, VanSandman, what did you do today?"

"Oh, not much, just helped some puppies get to sleep is all."

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

watching big bang theory with my mom because she likes it for some reason

leonard just told sheldon that he needs to control who dates his sister because that's his role as the man of the family, and the part that was supposed to be funny was the fact that sheldon wasn't already doing this

this show is obnoxious

e: oh thank god his sister came in and chewed him out for being terrible

Portals fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Dec 19, 2013

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Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Speaking of man rear end, can I get some A's to accompany this Q?

Fisticuffs posted:

Nope. Informal poll for the ladies - would you like to see an attractive male twerk? I'm not really into watching women perform lewd dances, myself, so maybe it's just not my thing. I could stand to learn to dance better though. I'm a terrible dancer and it has hindered my ability to pick up strange women in bars before.


I know you weren't asking me but I made some spaghettini with tomatoes, shrimp, onions, and capers. It was pretty good.

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