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Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Thora posted:

That's a negative, Ghost Rider. Twerking is not dancing. If a guy walked (danced, whatever) up to me and did that it would have the opposite effect of what you are imagining. Watch some youtube videos, get a full length mirror (a $10 $50 investment maybe at most), and practice. A guy that knows how to dance like a normal person is definitely appealing.

Edit because apparently there is a mirror shortage and they have shot up in price since I last bought one.

Actually I thought women wouldn't like it. Someone earlier in the thread suggested I learn and I didn't think it was a good idea so I sent it to the polls. I agree I need to learn to dance though, I should work on that.

E: I just can't live with people thinking that I rubbed a few brain cells together and came up with the idea to twerk on strange ladies; I have a GF anyway

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
in ffxiv i am disappoint because my white mage got a new piece of gear that is such a HUGE upgrade that i'll be wearing it for days, but it looks like a micro mini skirt with her rear end hanging out and panties visible at almost every angle

up until now they'd been pretty good at keeping her covered and then suddenly BAM she's basically wearing nothing more than a thong and a long belt, it is very sad

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

it's like i'm reading the fem thread again

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
oh sorry



theeeere we go, let's all look at kittens

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I don't play a lot of games but I do like nethack and that's pretty much totally equal-opportunity, Garbadine the priestess is a ponderous brute of a woman in a full suit of armor lumbering around beating people with a scepter

e: my faithful pet cobra is named Matt Damon

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Dec 19, 2013

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Women's Rights? posted:

oh sorry



theeeere we go, let's all look at kittens

lol you are a ridiculous person

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Women's Rights? posted:

oh sorry



theeeere we go, let's all look at kittens

Is there like some bipolar switch somewhere that toggles "Aaaaaarrrgggh slutplate!" to " :nyoron: ~~~baby creature~~~"?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Women's Rights? posted:

in ffxiv i am disappoint because my white mage got a new piece of gear that is such a HUGE upgrade that i'll be wearing it for days, but it looks like a micro mini skirt with her rear end hanging out and panties visible at almost every angle

up until now they'd been pretty good at keeping her covered and then suddenly BAM she's basically wearing nothing more than a thong and a long belt, it is very sad
i have identified your problem: you are playing a terrible game. the solution is to not spend money on them. i've single-handedly put multiple substandard companies out of business by not buying their products

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Women's Rights? posted:

BAM she's basically wearing nothing more than a thong and a long belt

Bikini plate. How the hell you gonna survive a dagger to the liver in that nonsense?

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

VanSandman posted:

would
would you like a hug

only if you work at least six (6) fat puppies into the hug somehow.

Portals posted:

dang :(

I'm not sure how this fits in with the rest of your day, cheese quesadillas are 100% comfort food (unless it was made in the microwave, which transforms it into the saddest food)


It doesn't fit, it was total comfort food. Everybody else was sharing their dinner so I did too.

still amused by that dude stalking you to call you fat, Portals. What did you do to catch his attention? Have ovaries?

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I'm fine with people thinking I'm Gillian Anderson. Any pics to the contrary will be vehemently denied.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Pick posted:

but don't point how it's bad art


dark souls dark souls dark souls dark souls

:darksouls:

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

According to my avatar I'm not a woman at all so my word carries much more weight on the Internet. Hey ladies I'm single :smug:

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Spanish Manlove posted:

Is there like some bipolar switch somewhere that toggles "Aaaaaarrrgggh slutplate!" to " :nyoron: ~~~baby creature~~~"?

I have a friend who once yelled at bunch of guys at work when his girlfriend called. It was basically: I told you fuckers to move this loving furniture to the other room 2 hours ago, what the gently caress is wrong with you assholes? :argh: <answers phone> Hi sugar :3:

Also, I really am a babby like my avatar, and I am getting hungry. :cheeky:
Ladies..

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

According to my avatar I'm not a woman at all so my word carries much more weight on the Internet. Hey ladies I'm single :smug:

only cause your fiancee died from murder-happen

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Murder most foul, while I was in a coma from my own attempted murder. A slightly tragic life

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
If we are our avatars this is not good for me

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines
my avatar fully represents me and all other women in the socioeconomic, business political and internet spheres: invisible

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I wish I was sleeping among a whole bunch of puppies.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

just wanted to let you all know that I am indeed an adorable spider with a rad hat

also I got a free full-size bar of chocolate today, that was pretty great

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Pick posted:

CHUDs can't voice opinions about video gaaamesss!!! :argh:

Still the best website http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vaguely posted:

just wanted to let you all know that I am indeed an adorable spider with a rad hat

also I got a free full-size bar of chocolate today, that was pretty great

spiders cannae eat chocolate

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Pick posted:

spiders cannae eat chocolate

can too, dissolve it and drink it just like delicious bug juice

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I only really think you are a good poster if you have a good avatar or sig

i call it the Bitchtard Clause

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
like in example GrrrlSweatshirt's avatar just projects screaming molten death to me and I take that as a challenge

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

I was a pig with with a rocket pack but just had surgery and am now a kitten.

I am also generally nice and give people advice on the internet. Does that mean I'm fat ugly and gross? :ohdear:

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
Avatars already make posts big I don't need sigs making it only two posts per page.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

rocketpig posted:

I was a pig with with a rocket pack but just had surgery and am now a kitten.

I am also generally nice and give people advice on the internet. Does that mean I'm fat ugly and gross? :ohdear:

i'm mean and give bad advice ;-*

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I am a heavily distorted image of Elizabeth Banks

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
i just spent $24 on nail polish that comes in bottles shaped like butts

i am smart with my money

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Putty posted:

I only really think you are a good poster if you have a good avatar or sig

i call it the Bitchtard Clause

Of course you'd say that, you literally have the best sig and av combination around. We're all below you by definition.

not that im complaining. i don't think I could do better

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

i just spent $24 on nail polish that comes in bottles shaped like butts

i am smart with my money

I'm gonna invent butt polish and get rich, I'll deluge the nation with ads until it's the cultural norm to wear it

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Women's Rights? posted:

i just spent $24 on nail polish that comes in bottles shaped like butts

i am smart with my money

Asspirational marketing :downsrim:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I'm gonna invent butt polish and get rich, I'll deluge the nation with ads until it's the cultural norm to wear it

oh no someone beat you to the butt polish

there's still an opening in the market for bottles shaped like titties though, please do the needful

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
American horror story was a good choice got to see evan peters rear end

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

American horror story was a good choice got to see evan peters rear end

you know, ryan murphy shows have some major issues with how they treat gay and trans individuals

but there is no better source for hot hot man rear end on television. nip/tuck just had constant man rear end on display and i very much appreciated it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
one of my nail polishes is a rare chanel gold-hued polish that apparently was a hot limited edition thinger

it is wasted on me, i've never worn it. still in box.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
can i have it?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

American horror story was a good choice got to see evan peters rear end

My sister only watches this, supernatural and the entire program block of the bravo network and I'm starting to see a pattern

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Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
What made you go for butts over MAC?

except for the butts

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