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Called the voicemail successfully saying top cop almost until the end of the cut off, then called again saying it's the name of my police sex tape. What a good episode
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Oh god this was a great one. "I hope your loving antler...what are they called...deer family watches, you Christmas bitch!" Also I really wanna watch Trust Fund Trannies, do the trust funds play into the porn? Do they have to bone the bank manager to get it early?
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Pompous Rhombus posted:Out of curiosity, what sort of situations/environments do you guys listen to UYD in? I used to binge through episodes on my headphones at my old desk job in the US when I first got turned on to the show (thanks to this thread or a previous incarnation). Now that I'm teaching in Japan it's usually around the apartment, favorite thing to do is throw an episode on, crack a beer, do some straightening up, and bask in the warm glow of two American Americans trying to save America from herself. I try to have a few un-listened to eps on my phone, so if I've got a walk ahead of me (like ~20 minutes to the center of town to drink), I'll pop an earphone in and listen to it on the way. I usually listen at work as I'm at a desk all day anyway. Or in my car since I have a 45 minute drive or so. I've never done a full run through, but I think after the new year I'm going to do a type of "Getting Fit with UYD" and listen to every single episode while at the gym, maybe with a before and after pic. I'm hoping I can pull that off at least.
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GraPar posted:Yesss, this is the yearly episode where they read out the AVN Nominations - "Misleading Teenagers Into Anal Sex" and "Trust-Fund Trannies" are two of the funniest things I've ever heard. "Slut Bottom Chris Meets The Prostate Assassins" The funniest part to me is the completely redundant award for "cleverest title"
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little munchkin posted:"Slut Bottom Chris Meets The Prostate Assassins" That was the one where I would've called it, stop the show, we have a winner.
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Combo posted:I usually listen at work as I'm at a desk all day anyway. Or in my car since I have a 45 minute drive or so. Make a log in TFLC and I'll follow
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Current day UYD is the funniest i think
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CortezFantastic posted:Make a log in TFLC and I'll follow I would probably never keep it current, and I usually have high hopes of trying to stick with it that get thwarted as soon as school starts back up. Working full time + evening classes (and a baby on the way as well) could throw a wrench into things. Here I am already making excuses...
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Combo posted:I would probably never keep it current, and I usually have high hopes of trying to stick with it that get thwarted as soon as school starts back up. Working full time + evening classes (and a baby on the way as well) could throw a wrench into things. Already doomed for failure before you even begin
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I was gonna say, using words like "I think I can after new years" and "I'm hoping I can pull this off" is already dooming yourself for failure.. and here we are!
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Uhh yeah grand-dude
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I rode my bike on an indoor trainer while listening to 399. Normally I just listen to tunes, but I enjoyed switching it up and will probably do it again. You can do it, forums user Combo!
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The previous 'hardest tongue twister' was much worse - "the sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" or something. I tend to listen to UYD on long train journeys, so anybody travelling with me probably thinks I'm nuts because I spend the whole journey giggling to myself.
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My G-ma's watchin GMA right now
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TACD posted:The previous 'hardest tongue twister' was much worse - "the sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" or something. Unique New York x10 fast
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I like to play a "game" where I stay dead pan listening to comedy stuff in public, but there was one time (I don't even remember the clip it was) that UYD caught me off guard and made me let out the LOUDEST wide-eyed chortle on a packed bus that turned into me laughing extremely hard at the whole situation.
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Dec 21, 2013 02:08
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A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.
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Dec 21, 2013 03:47
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UYD: Eligible to kill.
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Episode 201 (Jan 14 2010) 7:53 Seth - "I hate 1979. 2010? Best. Year. Ever."
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I know he's saying it partially to be funny, but I'm right there with Seth in saying gently caress 2013. Definitely the most stressful, change-ridden (not that change is always bad) year of my life and I couldn't be happier to see it gently caress off, and I've got big plans for 2014 so I'm hoping to carry the good momentum I'm having at the end of 2013 into that new year 
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bigperm posted:Episode 201 (Jan 14 2010) 7:53 He also said 2008 was gonna be "awesome year. Monster year 2008." Pretty much the worst year of most people lives up until that point.
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I want a copy of that Guns and Roses bootleg from 87 at the Avalon. drat Armenians.
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My favorite experience listening to early UYD was just how loving excited Seth was about 2007. He talked about it every week for like 2 straight months
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Four Hundred is here
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Bolek posted:Four Hundred is here 15 minutes to Christmas where I live and it's up, it's a chrimbus miracle.
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LA show February 27th! 
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Mary pagan Christmas to all fuckers in this thread.
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http://tickets.worldcafelive.com/event/452049-uhh-yeah-dude-philadelphia/ bbbbbbbb
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I'm gonna need that poster. Did we know before this episode that Jonathan repeated 9th grade?
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Haverchuck posted:http://tickets.worldcafelive.com/event/452049-uhh-yeah-dude-philadelphia/ Oh poo poo, "This event is all ages". I thought for sure I wouldn't be able to take my 16 y/o little brother
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DC link: http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/453223
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Welp I might have to finally take my trip to DC now. I only wanted to go to see a hockey game but that PLUS Um Yeah Guy? That seals it.
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I'm gonna need some people to buy me stuff at each show (ill tip you for the hassle). This is such great news though, I'm so happy!!!!!!!! I can't wait until merch is gonna be set up online, I need to start saving up for buying 2 of everything.
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Whats the episode where Seth reads a letter to playboy from a guy who asks 'I keep having dreams where I'm loving my mom, is this normal?'
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Episode 272 17:57 – The June issue of Playboy featured more from The Playboy Advisor. M.R. from Toledo, Ohio writes: “I keep having a dream about having sex with my mom. Is this normal?”
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Merry Christmas UYD thread. Holla.
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roach cum puddle posted:I'm gonna need some people to buy me stuff at each show (ill tip you for the hassle). This is such great news though, I'm so happy!!!!!!!! I can't wait until merch is gonna be set up online, I need to start saving up for buying 2 of everything. I just bought my ticket for the Largo show on Feb. 27th. Check your PMs.
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Where's the moonwalk video Sethro??
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I demand a moonwalk chant at every show until he gives in. Also I will be at the Philly show, most def. I thought he was trolling everyone and I was proven gloriously wrong. I hope this tour really works out well for them.
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