The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks...

I call it the Man Alive! omni-net - it sweeps the sea clean...

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Hey! I told you yesterday to stop licking my windows!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 02:15

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Toasted. Nicely toasted.

Come on, people. Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Drink-Mix Man, I'm looking in your direction.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:08

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Man Alive! has joined a violence gang!

Man Alive?! There's Man Alive in here?

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:14

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Come on, people. Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Drink-Mix Man, I'm looking in your direction.

Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:16

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Samuel Clemens posted:

Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

It's funny because I don't know him!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks...

Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:20

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

jscolon2.0 posted:

Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:26

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

It's funny because I don't know him!

Oh, it's just Root Bear and a mysterious stranger.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:27

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

Cloud goes up, cloud goes down, cloud goes up, cloud goes down...

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:51

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there!

Come on, Mister Kingdom, you're not going to eat all that watermelon.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:55

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Cloud goes up, cloud goes down, cloud goes up, cloud goes down...

This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.

:f5h:

"On," "off," "on," "off..."

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:11

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.

"On," "off," "on," "off..."

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:37

OppositeAstronomer: May 26, 2008; yoink!

Root Bear posted:

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:24

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.

"On," "off," "on," "off..."

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:26

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

# ? Dec 24, 2013 08:14

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there!

Its just a little airborne, it's still good! It's still good!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 10:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.

"On," "off," "on," "off..."

Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 13:27

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 15:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Mom, that is really annoying.

Two decades later, I just now realized these two jokes are related. Thanks, thread!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 15:46

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mom, that is really annoying.

Two decades later, I just now realized these two jokes are related. Thanks, thread!

Don't thank me, thank this inanimate carbon rod!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 16:41

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Lousy Smarch Weather!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 17:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

oldskool posted:

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed and, eh... disembowel him!

No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. "Gut him!" Ah, le mot juste.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed and, eh... disembowel him!

No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. "Gut him!" Ah, le mot juste.

Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man! :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:40

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:52

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

And this t-shirt! The Ayatollah's been dead for 20 years!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man!

Very well, let me get out "Old Red..."

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:59

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Very well, let me get out "Old Red..."

Why are we going to Black Angus?

# ? Dec 25, 2013 00:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Come on, Mister Kingdom, you're not going to eat all that watermelon.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 00:51

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Very well, let me get out "Old Red..."

Drink-Mix Man is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:23

A Boring Story: Mar 27, 2008; We're not going to Catalina, are we?

Samuel Clemens posted:

Drink-Mix Man is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

A Boring Story posted:

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Here is your latest issue of Gigantic Assses.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

A Boring Story posted:

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Man Alive! posted:

Why are we going to Black Angus?

Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:28

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...

# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:59

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 04:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

This snowflake tastes like fish sticks!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 06:18

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw.

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

IMJack posted:

Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 07:50

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