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Drink-Mix Man posted:Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks... I call it the Man Alive! omni-net - it sweeps the sea clean...
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 02:13 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 20:16 |
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Hey! I told you yesterday to stop licking my windows!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 02:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Toasted. Nicely toasted. Come on, people. Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Drink-Mix Man, I'm looking in your direction.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:08 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Man Alive! has joined a violence gang! Man Alive?! There's Man Alive in here?
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:14 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Come on, people. Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Drink-Mix Man, I'm looking in your direction. Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:16 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk. It's funny because I don't know him!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:18 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks... Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:20 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about. I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:26 |
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Root Bear posted:
Oh, it's just Root Bear and a mysterious stranger.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:27 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Knife goes in. Guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about. Cloud goes up, cloud goes down, cloud goes up, cloud goes down...
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:51 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there! Come on, Mister Kingdom, you're not going to eat all that watermelon.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:55 |
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Everything Counts posted:Cloud goes up, cloud goes down, cloud goes up, cloud goes down... This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode. "On," "off," "on," "off..."
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:11 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:37 |
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Starland Vocal Band? They suck!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:17 |
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You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:24 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 07:26 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 08:14 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there! Its just a little airborne, it's still good! It's still good!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 10:40 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 13:27 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 15:14 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:
Mom, that is really annoying. Two decades later, I just now realized these two jokes are related. Thanks, thread!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 15:46 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Mom, that is really annoying. Don't thank me, thank this inanimate carbon rod!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 16:41 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? Lousy Smarch Weather!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 17:15 |
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oldskool posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed and, eh... disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. "Gut him!" Ah, le mot juste.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:03 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed and, eh... disembowel him! Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:40 |
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Root Bear posted:Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:52 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? And this t-shirt! The Ayatollah's been dead for 20 years!
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:53 |
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Root Bear posted:Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man! Very well, let me get out "Old Red..."
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:59 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Very well, let me get out "Old Red..." Why are we going to Black Angus?
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 00:28 |
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IMJack posted:Come on, Mister Kingdom, you're not going to eat all that watermelon.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 00:51 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Very well, let me get out "Old Red..." Drink-Mix Man is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:23 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Drink-Mix Man is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star! It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:35 |
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A Boring Story posted:It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Here is your latest issue of Gigantic Assses.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:51 |
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A Boring Story posted:It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:24 |
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Man Alive! posted:Why are we going to Black Angus? Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:28 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality. Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:59 |
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 04:57 |
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This snowflake tastes like fish sticks!
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 06:18 |
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Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 07:42 |
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IMJack posted:Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw.
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# ? Dec 25, 2013 07:50 |