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Deathmaster and the Yorga films aren't related, distribution just picked up on THE DEATHMASTER as a nickname for Quarry I believe.
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morestuff posted:I didn't realize the Count Yorga movies were actually sequels. They're fun enough, plus Craig T. shows up in the second one.
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coffeetable posted:Italian posters for 12 Years A Slave: Is Danni related to Terri?
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scary ghost dog posted:So what is the complaint? How about I didnt spend 800$ on a fuckin choice HDTV to watch a shithead film in 4:3
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yourafagpleasedie posted:How about I didnt spend 800$ on a fuckin choice HDTV to watch a shithead film in 4:3 Don't worry dad *presses button on remote, image gets horribly stretched into 16:9*
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coffeetable posted:Italian posters for 12 Years A Slave: Brad Pitt's looks like an US magazine cover. EDIT: Ha! More like AARP! 
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drat, he's 50? Time for an adult haircut, Mr. Pitt.
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coffeetable posted:Italian posters for 12 Years A Slave: Starring Michael Fassbinder as Vincent Van Gogh and Brad Pitt as... Brad Pitt. Again. edit: Why yes, I did misspell his name even though it's right there in the picture. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Dec 25, 2013 |
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Lionsgate is already trying to take down those posters.
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Merry Christmas everyone! I bring the gifts of terrible posters for that terrible 300 sequel that's coming out!      Xerxes has gotta be my favorite.
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Wendell posted:drat, he's 50? Time for an adult haircut, Mr. Pitt. He did get his hair cut recently. 
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muscles like this? posted:He did get his hair cut recently. Getting a bit Marlon Brando-y around the cheeks. Whelp, that's enough TMZing for one day. Hewlett posted:Merry Christmas everyone! I bring the gifts of terrible posters for that terrible 300 sequel that's coming out! I really hope his signature battle move is still 'Gay Intimidation'.
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Hewlett posted:Merry Christmas everyone! I bring the gifts of terrible posters for that terrible 300 sequel that's coming out!
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Lena Headey's expression in no way implies "Avenge him".
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Hewlett posted:Merry Christmas everyone! I bring the gifts of terrible posters for that terrible 300 sequel that's coming out! These are suppose to be read like Christmas card slogans, right?
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Those 300 posters look cheap as poo poo, like direct-to-video level quality.
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Hewlett posted:Merry Christmas everyone! I bring the gifts of terrible posters for that terrible 300 sequel that's coming out! I'm legit sad that this is how Eva Green is spending her time.
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Dec 25, 2013 18:04
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Is Eva Green just in permanent eye makeup now? There's one shot in Casino Royale where she's washing up in the hotel and doesn't look like somebody clocked her a couple times and she looks a thousand times better than at any other point in the movie.
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I always laugh when I see this one. I don't know, maybe it's the hair but he reminds me just enough of Michael Cera to make it hilarious to me.
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Lobok posted:Is Eva Green just in permanent eye makeup now? There's one shot in Casino Royale where she's washing up in the hotel and doesn't look like somebody clocked her a couple times and she looks a thousand times better than at any other point in the movie. I know the exact shot you're talking about, and I agree. She looked stunning in that scene.
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un-TIMGing it because it somehow looks even worse up close  ThatPazuzu posted:I always laugh when I see this one. I don't know, maybe it's the hair but he reminds me just enough of Michael Cera to make it hilarious to me. His impeccable sense of timing is a major asset on the battlefield.
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All i see is
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I don't know if Leo is worth avenging. He left you behind to get raped by Jimmy McNulty.
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Frostwerks posted:I don't know if Leo is worth avenging. He left you behind to get raped by Jimmy McNulty. Well, if you have to get raped, you could do worse.
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CelticPredator posted:I know the exact shot you're talking about, and I agree. She looked stunning in that scene. This one? 
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muscles like this? posted:He did get his hair cut recently. It's Val Kilmer all over again.
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Grey goatee club: Brad Pitt, Fred Durst
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wyoming posted:It's Val Kilmer all over again. Pitt's just got a square head. He looks the same as ever to me.
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The Slippery Nipple posted:All i see is 
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For some reason this reminds me of an older poster (and the resulting drama about Kiera Knightly's boobs being photoshopped) 
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Xtanstic posted:For some reason this reminds me of an older poster (and the resulting drama about Kiera Knightly's boobs being photoshopped) I recall her being pretty pissed off at the time, too. Not so much that they photoshopped boobs onto her, but rather, that she thought the photoshop was poor quality: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2232015/Keira-Knightley-blasts-Hollywood-bosses-altering-bust-poses-topless.html
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Reminder: Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a legitimately great and surprisingly effective movie. Watched this yesterday as I was just in the right mood for something like this. It's not particularly scary or anything, but it's a fun cheesy B flick that pretty much delivers on the premise, which is quite a rarity with these kinds of movies. So yeah, definitely recommended.
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Want to see someone swap this with the original at a theater.
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He also looks a bit like the guy who starred in the 2011 Austrian film, Michael.
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The best part about this is that's exactly something Pelton would wear.
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:The best part about this is that's exactly something Pelton would wear. And he'd rock the gently caress out of it too - dude is shockingly buff.
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PriorMarcus posted:And he'd rock the gently caress out of it too - dude is shockingly buff. And if he were in it, then they could legitimately say that they have an Oscar winner on the cast.
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Get him to write it too. Also play up the gay sex and call it The Descend-ins.
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