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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Ror posted:

Maybe you just haven't been reading all the specs on the C7. The new "Ditch Your Ride" system allows for incredibly fast and efficient parking at any location where the onboard computers detect a ditch.


Haha, that looks like Tortilla Flat here in Arizona... if I'm right then that little section can be `safely` navigated welllll north of 100mph.

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
That image has been floating around for months, isn't it pre-production? They must've been driving hard.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





BlackMK4 posted:

Haha, that looks like Tortilla Flat here in Arizona... if I'm right then that little section can be `safely` navigated welllll north of 100mph.

You're either absolutely right or at least in the right area, but I'm pretty drat sure that's somewhere along Apache Trail near Tortilla Flat. Definitely somewhere that's fun to drive but not anywhere I've ever attempted anywhere near triple-digit speeds on :stare:

And yes, it was preproduction (I think it dates back to very, very shortly after the C7 was finally officially revealed, thus the lack of camo).

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

Measly Twerp posted:

That image has been floating around for months, isn't it pre-production? They must've been driving hard.

It was, and from what I hear, they were. The photos of the towncar that t-boned another pre-production are pretty popular too.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Just saw this story about a one-off Lamborghini Sogna.

I'm going to call it terrible (at $3mil), but that could be debatable.




You know, the color and general styling makes me think this would fit in well as a supercar in the Halo universe.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Falken posted:

You know, the color and general styling makes me think this would fit in well as a supercar in the Halo universe.

Personally, I was thinking "Oh god another TMNT movie with Vanilla Ice?!"

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

West SAAB Story posted:

Personally, I was thinking "Oh god another TMNT movie with Vanilla Ice?!"
I think we keep bad hair, daft outfits and cries of "Go ninja go!" confined to Cycle Asylum.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Just saw this story about a one-off Lamborghini Sogna.

I'm going to call it terrible (at $3mil), but that could be debatable.





Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
Here's an episode of hoarders: cars waiting to happen

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Das Volk posted:

Here's an episode of hoarders: cars waiting to happen



I kind of want to see a hidden camera show where they park these at train stations and wait for some meth addict to break in and rummage through all the crap for $5 in change.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Tekne posted:

A picture terrible in every way:


I haven't been able to find the story behind it, but it's no great mystery going by the image itself.

Yup, here comes the Christmas induced automotive wrecks.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Das Volk posted:

Here's an episode of hoarders: cars waiting to happen



Geeze, there's so much crap back there it's sitting on the bump-stops.
What must that smell like? Can't be good.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Darchangel posted:

Geeze, there's so much crap back there it's sitting on the bump-stops.
What must that smell like? Can't be good.

fast food wrappers and rear end

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

PromethiumX posted:

fast food wrappers and rear end

Maybe even death.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

CommieGIR posted:

Yup, here comes the Christmas induced automotive wrecks.
The colors are very festive.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
I see your foam Chevrolet HHR and raise you:



The upside down handle is parsley in this feast for my eyes.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
The Prius isn't a very good looking car to begin with, so this is at least interesting. :geno:

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
looks like someone rear ended them and they didn't feel like getting it fixed with oem parts to me

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Darchangel posted:

Geeze, there's so much crap back there it's sitting on the bump-stops.
What must that smell like? Can't be good.

You think that's bad, I used to work with a lady who had, I think, a Ford SUV...I believe an Expedition. She was a literal hoarder, and her SUV was jam-loving-packed, floor to ceiling behind the driver's and passenger's seats, with various clothes, stuffed animals, and miscellaneous bags of stuff. She couldn't see out the back or side windows, and apparently she still lived with her mother (this lady was probably at least in her late 40s or so), so no idea what was going on there.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

I see your foam Chevrolet HHR and raise you:



The upside down handle is parsley in this feast for my eyes.

But it's still got a reversing camera in case they bump into something :allears:

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Slavvy posted:

But it's still got a reversing camera in case they bump into something :allears:

I think that's a Master Lock

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Sheeeeeeeiiit....

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I'm still a big fan of the padlock that guy had attached to his rear suspension. I don't remember what it was holding together but it sure looked out of place. It might have been part of that huge effortport kastein made about that truck suspension setup that had something done horrifically wrong on just about every single component. Close to peak terrible car stuff.

edit: ahaha, here it is, it was only back in July. Still just as :wtc:

Ror fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Dec 27, 2013

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
I am going to randomly padlock a control arm or something the next time I go in for an alignment. Hand the tech two keys and say one is for the suspension.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

I see your foam Chevrolet HHR and raise you:



The upside down handle is parsley in this feast for my eyes.

Toyota Traveller? I appreciate the effort they went to to continue the trim down the doors :downs:

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

Cakefool posted:

Toyota Traveller? I appreciate the effort they went to to continue the trim down the doors :downs:

Yeah this is really toeing the line. There's a hilarious amount of craftsmanship in that abomination.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Just a reminder. The left lane is for doing 1mph over the speed limit.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

veedubfreak posted:

Just a reminder. The left lane is for doing 1mph over the speed limit.
Reasons Not To Vacation in RHD-land.txt

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

veedubfreak posted:

Just a reminder. The left lane is for doing 1mph over the speed limit.

These are the people you share a road with

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Handiklap posted:

Yeah this is really toeing the line. There's a hilarious amount of craftsmanship in that abomination.

No way that was done as a hack job. That's way too well crafted. I can imagine the people who would do that to a Prius are insufferable though.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Kenny Rogers posted:

Reasons Not To Vacation in RHD-land.txt

False. You just holiday in a country with either no passing lanes or no rule about keeping left on multi-lane carriageways. Somehow New Zealand has both.

Edit: The undertake is a beautiful thing and more countries should legalise it.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

False. You just holiday in a country with either no passing lanes or no rule about keeping left on multi-lane carriageways. Somehow New Zealand has both.

Edit: The undertake is a beautiful thing and more countries should legalise it.

Like anyone on NZ roads gives two fucks about keeping left. The purpose of a passing lane in NZ is to pull out as if to pass, then travel at 1km/h faster than the truck you're overtaking so that only you, and not the other ten cars behind you, can get past the truck before the lane ends.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
I find its best just to not try and go anywhere in a hurry here.

Also the cops aren't joking about the zero speed tolerance thing over the holidays either.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

dissss posted:

I find its best just to not try and go anywhere in a hurry here.

Also the cops aren't joking about the zero speed tolerance thing over the holidays either.

During my worst year for speeding, my last ticket was 4th of July going 47 in a 45... for $295.

Would've been fine too, except I was going through some poo poo at the time and I forgot to pay it, resulting in having my license suspended for a month. :saddowns:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Fucknag posted:

During my worst year for speeding, my last ticket was 4th of July going 47 in a 45... for $295.

Would've been fine too, except I was going through some poo poo at the time and I forgot to pay it, resulting in having my license suspended for a month. :saddowns:

The gently caress? You should be able to fight that based solely on it being within margin of error on their "gun".

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I got LIDAR'd at 72 in a 70. Tried to fight it and got a four page calibration report, and 85 dollars in court fees tacked on to the ticket. gently caress Walla Walla.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

Like anyone on NZ roads gives two fucks about keeping left. The purpose of a passing lane in NZ is to pull out as if to pass, then travel at 1km/h faster than the truck you're overtaking so that only you, and not the other ten cars behind you, can get past the truck before the lane ends.

You forgot about then holding up the truck when you slow down to slower than you were going before once the lane ends.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Geirskogul posted:

I got LIDAR'd at 72 in a 70. Tried to fight it and got a four page calibration report, and 85 dollars in court fees tacked on to the ticket. gently caress Walla Walla.

Sweet gently caress. :stare:

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
I'm about to send out my V1 for an upgrade, so I think it's a good time to look into a newer laser jammer. You guys who drive fast should consider it, LIDAR jammers do work, and the newer ones are undetectable. The idea is you get an alarm as you're hit with it, slow down, shut the jammer off so the revenue collector gets a real signal. Works every time, and it helps that CHP only runs lidar during the day from the front, so just one pair of transceivers get the job done.

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Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

Fucknag posted:

During my worst year for speeding, my last ticket was 4th of July going 47 in a 45... for $295.

Would've been fine too, except I was going through some poo poo at the time and I forgot to pay it, resulting in having my license suspended for a month. :saddowns:
This is exactly why I have OpenGPS Tracker on my phone. Whenever I put the phone in the car dock, it starts up, records my track and speed every 1 second, then shuts down when I undock.

I also have Waze and Torque hooked up to Tasker to do similar things.

This, in response to the day that I was leaving Denver International Airport and was stuck behind a box of 3 SUVs doing 42 in a 65. I dropped back, changed over two lanes to the right, accelerated to 65, set the cruise control, then saw the cop on the LH shoulder. He tailed me for about 3 miles...REALLY far back...and when I signaled to get onto the tollway, he was *instantly* behind me with the lights on.
Asked me for license, insurance, etc., and asked:
If I knew what the speed limit through there was (65),
How I knew that (I've worked at the airport for upwards of a decade now)
If I knew how fast I was going (65, with the cruise control on).

He walked back to the Yukon, ran my stuff, let me off with a warning, and an admonition that "he didn't know if it was my ride (E36 M3 Sedan) or what, but he clocked me at 78 in a 65".

GPS tracking software was installed that evening. I'd had it on my iPhone, but hadn't gotten any for the Android yet. I was ITCHING to tell him to write the drat ticket for 78, so I could walk into court with documentation that I was actually going 63...but lack of planning meant I had to choke on my words. :sigh:

Denver cops that are stationed out at the airport are dicks. And a half.

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