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VanSandman posted:
Truth. We use to have the simple rule of no balls and no face during drunk bare knuckle fun fights. Real fights? Insanely dangerous.
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LingcodKilla posted:Ahhhhh. As an expert in all things male, yes they do want to have sex with you and if you were into chicks they would appreciate it if you brought your friend too. itt we are not talking about things in order to get feedback on whether it makes your penis tingle
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Fruity Gordo posted:itt we are not talking about things in order to get feedback on whether it makes your penis tingle I'm a man. My penis always tingles. Doctor says ill be alright. Sorry for being terminally bored at work.
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Dec 27, 2013 18:07
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pretty sure constant penis tingles is cancer rip
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Donkay NOoo posted:Guys that get into physical fights are idiots and if a dude I was dating got in one it'd be a deal-breaker, there's only a good reason 1% of the time I live in a state where people can (and do) carry a concealed gun. I don't even like my husband to yell at anyone in traffic, I'm so paranoid that the person is a nutcase with a gun.
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pixelbaron posted:pretty sure constant penis tingles is cancer the first time i used dr. bronners as bodywash i didn't know you had to dilute it.
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boom boom boom posted:the first time i used dr. bronners as bodywash i didn't know you had to dilute it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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What happens? Is it bad? I have never heard of Dr bronners before
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I'm am a girl. What up 
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Fruity Gordo posted:i have a rule in relationships with men where i am more than happy to give bjs and serve as a penis receptacle but if i feel like there's not enough muff diving or orgasms happening i just go on sexual strike. i once went out with a guy who thought he was fooling me but put so little effort into cunnilingus that one night i finally bopped him on the head and told him to get the gently caress out of my flat and never come back
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i like nice words
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boom boom boom posted:the first time i used dr. bronners as bodywash i didn't know you had to dilute it. So thats how you get the kind of reaction shown on shampoo ads. With more screaming
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Women's Rights? posted:What happens? Is it bad? I have never heard of Dr bronners before probably a chemical burn
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VanSandman posted:
that's ok I guess, do w/e you want w/ your buds as long as no feelings get hurt or noses. Just don't fight for my honor or whatever or I will fight you myself
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Anne Whateley posted:Wow this is really mean and bad. but it was her choice about her own body
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Donkay NOoo posted:that's ok I guess, do w/e you want w/ your buds as long as no feelings get hurt or noses. Just don't fight for my honor or whatever or I will fight you myself do not fight on the beach if there are oysters, they are really sharp
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or DO, if I hate you and wish ill will on you 
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Donkay NOoo posted:or DO, if I hate you and wish ill will on you dude you would not wish an ill like that on zach braff himself little oyster razors
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Dec 27, 2013 18:36
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Anne Whateley posted:Wow this is really mean and bad. not really. him not caring about what i wanted and going through the motions lazily in order to procure penetrative sex so he could get off even if i didn't is the mean and bad thing. he got enough advice and warnings
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more like really beans (coolbeans) and rad
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Just kidding I also think it's cool to view sex as a transaction, act like a penis receptacle during sex, not communicate what I want, and hit someone when he gets it wrong.
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Woah lotta shaming here of people's sexual proclivities.
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Is this the slutshaming thread? Shame on all you sluts.
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I get off on being an rear end in a top hat, and the world definitely punishes people for being assholes, sooooooooooo all choices are equally feminist but some are bad Pick fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Just kidding I also think it's cool to view sex as a transaction, act like a penis receptacle during sex, not communicate what I want, and hit someone when he gets it wrong. wait this isn't what we're supposed to do? I have a lot of calls to make. (enough to make me a slut, don't shame)
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fyi when you're a woman and you want your partner to be as interested in pleasuring you as you are in pleasuring them you're a really huge jerk and shouldn't dump their selfish arses when they refuse bc to woman is to martyr or something
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sounds to me like he was miserable at finding your clit and you were miserable at being tactful bein miserable together pixelbaron fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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you should have told the adult man he's supposed to care about your pleasure... how else would he know? poor guy, women expect men to be mindreaders
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Fruity Gordo posted:fyi when you're a woman and you want your partner to be as interested in pleasuring you as you are in pleasuring them you're a really huge jerk and shouldn't dump their selfish arses when they refuse bc to woman is to martyr or something on the other hand you have a my little pony avatar
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Feel free to dump them, I'm just taking the controversial stance that hitting is bad and also that you shouldn't do stuff you don't like in the first place.
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Anne Whateley posted:Feel free to dump them, I'm just taking the controversial stance that hitting is bad and also that you shouldn't do stuff you don't like in the first place. I always plant crackers in my bed so I have a good excuse to kick out my chick.
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Donkay NOoo posted:that's ok I guess, do w/e you want w/ your buds as long as no feelings get hurt or noses. Just don't fight for my honor or whatever or I will fight you myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHOF_0-6Hg Please understand, from a very young age we men are taught that fighting is good and that you should because it is good. It is society that makes us do this.
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Anne Whateley posted:Feel free to dump them, I'm just taking the controversial stance that hitting is bad and also that you shouldn't do stuff you don't like in the first place. Yes, I'm sure she gave him the beating of his life there with that "bop" on the head. And it sounds like the dude had been talked to and well informed enough to change his ways but didn't. But somehow it's still her fault he was a jackass? I mean I think it is kind of harsh thing to do to just throw him out, but I think you're also making a lot of assumptions and exaggerations here.
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You BOPPED him???? Oh my god you are some kind of abusive monster (following trend of overreacting hope I'm doing this right)
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Anne Whateley posted:Just kidding I also think it's cool to view sex as a transaction, act like a penis receptacle during sex, not communicate what I want, and hit someone when he gets it wrong. actually sex is a complete transaction to some of us, some of the time. so it does make sense to dump someone who doesn't reciprocate, much less give, in those transactional settings. i dont know why you read it as hit because poster said 'bop' which is basically a tap on the shoulder on the head. so she communicated very well imo
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you rock posted:actually sex is a complete transaction to some of us, some of the time. so it does make sense to dump someone who doesn't reciprocate, much less give, in those transactional settings. i dont know why you read it as hit because poster said 'bop' which is basically a tap on the shoulder on the head. so she communicated very well imo Also apparently completely missed the "he got enough advice and warnings" post. I don't generally view sex as a transaction and even then it's still really frustrating if you communicate what you want and still don't get anything in return.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Should I have Rice or toast for lunch Toast! I am having leftover Christmas turkey on Arnold's 7 Grain Whole Wheat and it is heavenly. Also niece is almost here!!!
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detectivemonkey posted:Toast! I am having leftover Christmas turkey on Arnold's 7 Grain Whole Wheat and it is heavenly. Also niece is almost here!!! I actually have 7 grain. Toast it is
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