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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nobody turns evil but you miss some of the most unintentionally funny cutscenes in video game history

oh my god PLAY A DWARFFFFFF

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's so much funnier when your little sweaty fat man goes to town on an elf

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pick posted:

oh my god PLAY A DWARFFFFFF

yesssss

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've never played as a dwarf or a dude

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nobody turns evil but you miss some of the most unintentionally funny cutscenes in video game history


oh all right i'll do one

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

it's so much funnier when your little sweaty fat man goes to town on an elf

i wanna play a mage and i dont think dwarves get to be mages

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

i wanna play a mage and i dont think dwarves get to be mages

well then be an elf >:(

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

VanSandman posted:

oh all right i'll do one


Do Zevran

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
here is a mabari recolor mod if you want your dog to be cuter

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

here is a mabari recolor mod if you want your dog to be cuter

that is one hosed up looking dog

gonna pretend its a hyena instead

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Hyenas are the best. I had a loving awesome hyena rug on my floor for a while but Bazooka wouldn't stay off of it so now it's folded up, ugh :mad:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

please play la mulana, everyone

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


synthy why

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Pollyanna posted:

synthy why

it's cool as hell and satisfying when u finally beat a boss or find a secret :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVdB5TCOM08 god tier OST

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I heard good things about a spooky rabbit girl game, but apparently it's really hard to hit the necessary levels for spookiness.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

AND IT WAS A REAKING DOLLAR FIFTY IN STEam sale th e other day!!

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Pick posted:

I heard good things about a spooky rabbit girl game, but apparently it's really hard to hit the necessary levels for spookiness.

oh that game loving rules. theres an english translation of it around and its totes worth playing

kind of hard though :( i eventually beat it just by playing over and over and eventually i got good enough.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



steam me & I will buy it for you if its ever 1.50 again!!

Daikatana Ritsu fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Dec 29, 2013

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Daikatana Ritsu posted:



steam me & I will buy it for you if its ever 1.50 again!!

wot's this?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

M42 posted:

arkham asylum will prob drive you insane with its eye-rolling cheesecake women. city was even worse cause you had to play as catwoman. fun otherwise tho


in other news dishonored is pretty cool
I thought catwoman was cool as hell even if her dialogue was stupid and she was obviously a male gaze piece of rear end. Cooler than Batman and I wish they fleshed her out with as wide a variety of techniques (not gadgets). Batman is like those guys who carry 50 pounds of gear /w flashlight, guns, multitools, swiss army knives, etc to their mall cop/IT job and are power-trippy dorks.

Batman and superhero stuff is just silly and ridiculous in general and not in a good way I just really like the brawling engine.

boom boom boom posted:

american video games are universally terrible for female characters
Yes also comic books.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Sabel posted:

I thought catwoman was cool as hell even if her dialogue was stupid and she was obviously a male gaze piece of rear end. Cooler than Batman and I wish they fleshed her out with as wide a variety of techniques (not gadgets). Batman is like those guys who carry 50 pounds of gear /w flashlight, guns, multitools, swiss army knives, etc to their mall cop/IT job and are power-trippy dorks.

american video games are universally terrible for female characters

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012
Just coming in to report that some assholes are talking about you guys:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3598336

No need to thank me, unless you want to (PM me for AIM deets)

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Pick posted:

wot's this?

That's Lamulana. It's a really cool hard exploration/platform game that is way more fun than Spelunky. You'll be having fun but wanting to kill yourself at the same time.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Pick posted:

wot's this?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/230700/

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

american video games are universally terrible for female characters

People get really snippy about female representation in video games and I do agree most of the time, but I think the gap between that and like popcorn TV or whatever is shrinking quite a bit

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

It's less than $4, that's close enough to $1.75. loving Scrooge.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Sex Beef 2.0 posted:

Just coming in to report that some assholes are talking about you guys:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3598336

No need to thank me, unless you want to (PM me for AIM deets)

Fuckin white knight snitch

Edit, a snitch who is a white knight. I would like to clarify

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ooo it's less than a latte~

or approximately one quality trouser sock

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

Fuckin white knight snitch

Edit, a snitch who is a white knight. I would like to clarify

...Lol...

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

People get really snippy about female representation in video games and I do agree most of the time, but I think the gap between that and like popcorn TV or whatever is shrinking quite a bit

no, all american video games are universally terrible for female characters

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

boom boom boom posted:

no, all american video games are universally terrible for female characters

theyre terrible for all characters you sexist

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Captain Backslap posted:

It's less than $4, that's close enough to $1.75. loving Scrooge.

gimme a break i have diarrhea

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Girls are lewd

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

no, all american video games are universally terrible for female characters

I like Wynne >:(

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Spanish Manlove posted:

Fuckin white knight snitch

Edit, a snitch who is a white knight. I would like to clarify

That thread was invisible until he posted it here

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

gimme a break i have diarrhea

oh no the curse :ohdear:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just like having the option to play as a girl if I want to.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I just like having the option to play as a girl if I want to.

I really wish there were a female lead built like that God of War dude

I wouldn't even consider it all that progressive, it would just be fun to be this ripped jerkoff of a lady who goes around rippin' out spines

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

I really wish there were a female lead built like that God of War dude

Just play Fable 2 and concentrate on melee

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jul 11, 2014

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