Dr. Faustus posted:

Toxx yourself. Between us, who has posted any music? I was called out, so I linked a few tracks. If I call you out, where are yours?

drunk asian neighbor posted:

also holy poo poo that Ed Roman site is pure gold

"Here's another one of my politically incorrect, too little too late, pain in the rear end articles reminding you that you are screwing the entire American way of life by buying expensive high end products made in Asia.

quote:

I am not a racist and I have nothing against the Asian race. However I do hate large corporations whether they be American, German or Asian. I hate how they use brainwashing techniques to sell their products.

"Bayer Aspirin" (Nazi's) "Mitsubishi" (Bombers from Pearl Harbor)

Fonzarelli posted:

play guitar because it is fun to make guitar noises.

Salt Fish posted:

Lot of Ibanez on this page. Hot or not?

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Let me hear you make a piece of original music

Challenge: caught

Dr. Faustus posted:

You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it.

Stand by, I have a few more minutes before I have to hit the bed.

Dr. Faustus posted:

You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it.

Stand by, I have a few more minutes before I have to hit the bed.

The Rage posted:

/thread

drunk asian neighbor posted:

http://leonardlawrence.bandcamp.com/
This is my old band. We were the worst band ever. I don't fault anybody who listens to these songs for 10 seconds each then turns them off in disgust, because I don't think it's very good at all either. However, all these songs are our own material. We wrote them from scratch. Challenge accepted, ball's in your court. Post an actual song you wrote, nobody cares how lovely it is. Just post something original that you made.

01011001 posted:

how about just not posting

Corek posted:

the gittler guitar. in multiple museum collections

http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?criteria=O%3AAD%3AE%3A2183&page_number=1&template_id=1&sort_order=1
http://www.mfa.org/collections/object/electric-guitar-gittler-model-527436

drunk asian neighbor posted:

also holy poo poo that Ed Roman site is pure gold

"Here's another one of my politically incorrect, too little too late, pain in the rear end articles reminding you that you are screwing the entire American way of life by buying expensive high end products made in Asia.

"Some people may read my rants and may assume that I was sour grapes on Superstores for self serving reasons. I have thought about it long and hard and I have assured myself that my own agenda is truly unaffected by these stores."

"Corporate Guitar Companies are ruining our industry forever. They are destroying any semblance of quality that once existed, They have taken much of the manufacturing to the Orient. It's probably already too late, Someday soon you won't be able to buy a handmade guitar."

Goddamn Orientals taking our guitars

01011001 posted:

how about just not posting

Corek posted:

the gittler guitar. in multiple museum collections

http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?criteria=O%3AAD%3AE%3A2183&page_number=1&template_id=1&sort_order=1
http://www.mfa.org/collections/object/electric-guitar-gittler-model-527436

Dr. Faustus posted:

Woah. No comment.

I don't think it's lovely, but of course you all will.

It's called Everyman and I wrote it in 1994 but this is the latest version I recorded, sometime in 2003. I did this whole recording myself, using the home-made Strat-style and my lovely old Cort bass. The drums are from an old Roldand DR-5 and the vocals are all me. It was meant to be a kinda heavy King's X style blues:

http://tindeck.com/listen/smfs

Or if you don't like that, then you won't like this:

http://tindeck.com/listen/kjky

I have lots more. You'll hate all of it.


How about you just gently caress yourself?

Dr. Faustus posted:

You're awesome. Post your tracks.

Photex posted:

why is it all boring. I mean no one really listens to this music anymore do they?

Cobalt60 posted:

Zero people


Serious follow-up: does a person like this take their life work seriously, or is he just a chill bro having all the fun a 15-year old can dream of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZhSstHRqo

Valtaherra posted:

P.S. before you chime in with some real poo poo, I'm not gonna post anything I've recorded because I'm not a narcissistic loving tool and your poo poo is still posted for all to hear and my poo poo is locked behind a box because I'm ashamed of it.

Frankenstyle posted:

Goddamn I'm tempted to, but that's how I get paid. Giving it away free doesn't do anything but hurt me. How would you like it if I asked you to come to my house and pull an unpaid night shift stocking my shelves with Walmart products?

XENA I LOVE YOU posted:

quote:

P.S. before you chime in with some idiot poo poo, I'm not gonna post anything I've recorded because I'm not talented enough to expose my playing to GBS

quote:

Goddamn I'm tempted to, but that's how I get paid. Giving it away free doesn't do anything but hurt me, because I suck!

Dr. Faustus posted:

I have no idea, "Frankenstyle,"

Cowards.

Frankenstyle posted:

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I meant it as a joke. If I'd known you really are a Walmart stock boy, I never would have said that.

KiddieGrinder posted:

stop loving picking on stock boys god drat...

we have to loving work hard ok?!? gently caress MAN

Frankenstyle posted:

Goddammit I'm not. I respect and admire them. How do you feel about the variances in technique between stocking metal shelves versus the more classic wooden style?

Photex posted:

why is it all boring. I mean no one really listens to this music anymore do they?

KiddieGrinder posted:

there are several things to consider when deciding whether you should use wood or metal to construct your shelves, and the first is where they are going to go and what they are going to hold. wood can hold a great deal of weight as opposed to it's material weight, but stainless steel can hold even more. stainless steel is also immune to many problems that plagues wood such as rotting and mildewing. These last two problems can be stopped in wood with the use of preventative chemicals that are applied to the product. one thing is certain though, since wood is organic, it will lose strength and integrity as time progresses.

also if faustus wants to chime in with his thoughts please do

Frankenstyle posted:

The problem is that they aren't sturdy enough to hold all the fat stacks of cash that still roll in from my old record company from time to time. I need something deeper and with more support than a drywall anchor kit can provide. Also maybe some cargo netting mounted beneath to catch the inevitable spillage would be good. Any ideas?

Dr. Faustus posted:

It's cool, GBS poster Valtaherra. I know how scary it is to bare your music to a hostile audience. If you were proud of your music, you'd probably let us hear it, but since it's locked away, I assume it sucks worse than my best efforts. What other conclusion could we draw?

I have no idea, "Frankenstyle," maybe if you shared a few bars you'd have some credibility instead of telling us you have talent but you can't share any because it might hurt your precious brand. I'd hate to hurt your incredible brand, Frankenstyle. What other conclusion could we draw?

Your music must be unbelievably so amazing you can't let us hear some because it will destroy your business!

Cowards.

KiddieGrinder posted:

Sorry are you asking me or Dr. Faustus?

Fonzarelli posted:

this thread is making me wish i learned the piano or tried to rap or something