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Dr. Faustus posted:Toxx yourself. Between us, who has posted any music? I was called out, so I linked a few tracks. If I call you out, where are yours? http://leonardlawrence.bandcamp.com/ This is my old band. We were the worst band ever. I don't fault anybody who listens to these songs for 10 seconds each then turns them off in disgust, because I don't think it's very good at all either. However, all these songs are our own material. We wrote them from scratch. Challenge accepted, ball's in your court. Post an actual song you wrote, nobody cares how lovely it is. Just post something original that you made.
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drunk asian neighbor posted:also holy poo poo that Ed Roman site is pure gold quote:I am not a racist and I have nothing against the Asian race. However I do hate large corporations whether they be American, German or Asian. I hate how they use brainwashing techniques to sell their products. Who is this guy exactly? Is he like Comic Book Guy, but with guitars? And who is this Faust&Furious? I gather he's a regular that lives in one of the music forums, but I'm sure that his behaviour would be even funnier if I knew some of the back story.
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Dave from Canada hates B.C. Rich almost as much as Goons do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBwa8infT0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=retTFxrAb2s (Skip to about 1:45) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gORgTcXaojk Ugly rear end Dean Zelinsky Flying V https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKAp558vi8 Custodian of Guitar Crap vol. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfE0t_AP4uU Triple Neck Galveston "Super Bone"
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This guitar is p cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFiul07QXiM
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Here's the keys to the Lamborghini. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb5QaCfm7bg#t=15s
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# ? Jan 2, 2014 06:57 |
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The battle of the nerds I'm going to push you over and take your lunch money
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play guitar because it is fun to make guitar noises. its not cool or interesting anymore, nobody gives a poo poo how good you are.
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Fonzarelli posted:play guitar because it is fun to make guitar noises.
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Salt Fish posted:Lot of Ibanez on this page. Hot or not?
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drunk asian neighbor posted:Let me hear you make a piece of original music You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it. Stand by, I have a few more minutes before I have to hit the bed.
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the gittler guitar. in multiple museum collections http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?criteria=O%3AAD%3AE%3A2183&page_number=1&template_id=1&sort_order=1 http://www.mfa.org/collections/object/electric-guitar-gittler-model-527436
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Dr. Faustus posted:You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it. how about just not posting
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Dr. Faustus posted:You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it. Lol how did I change the terms of this internet guitar toughguy challenge also it's been 20 minutes post some fucken music you tool
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# ? Jan 2, 2014 07:37 |
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Also to revisitThe Rage posted:
Clean your fretboard jesus loving christ
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drunk asian neighbor posted:http://leonardlawrence.bandcamp.com/ Woah. No comment. I don't think it's lovely, but of course you all will. It's called Everyman and I wrote it in 1994 but this is the latest version I recorded, sometime in 2003. I did this whole recording myself, using the home-made Strat-style and my lovely old Cort bass. The drums are from an old Roldand DR-5 and the vocals are all me. It was meant to be a kinda heavy King's X style blues: http://tindeck.com/listen/smfs Or if you don't like that, then you won't like this: http://tindeck.com/listen/kjky I have lots more. You'll hate all of it. 01011001 posted:how about just not posting How about you just gently caress yourself?
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Corek posted:
it's no travis bean
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This is the best thread since Helldump closed Easily the greatest example of a giant manchild rolling with the punches and never, ever loving getting it But hey, keep posting your weak rear end jams that have nothing to do with how ugly your 35 guitars are or whatever P.S. before you chime in with some idiot poo poo, I'm not gonna post anything I've recorded because I'm not a narcissistic loving tool and your poo poo is still weak and your guitars are still dumb
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# ? Jan 2, 2014 08:19 |
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mclast fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Jan 2, 2014 |
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01011001 posted:how about just not posting
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Corek posted:
Literally Gittler
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Dr. Faustus posted:Woah. No comment. why is it all boring. I mean no one really listens to this music anymore do they?
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Dr. Faustus posted:You're awesome. Post your tracks. Goddamn I'm tempted to, but that's how I get paid. Giving it away free doesn't do anything but hurt me. How would you like it if I asked you to come to my house and pull an unpaid night shift stocking my shelves with Walmart products?
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Photex posted:why is it all boring. I mean no one really listens to this music anymore do they? Zero people Serious follow-up: does a person like this take their life work seriously, or is he just a chill bro having all the fun a 15-year old can dream of? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZhSstHRqo
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Cobalt60 posted:Zero people They fell off pretty hard after becoming guitar hero famous, I'll admit I used to listen to them but Power Metal just doesn't do it for me anymore. edit: I'll still throw a dragonforce-esque album before i listen to music like EVURMAHN Photex fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jan 2, 2014 |
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Valtaherra posted:P.S. before you chime in with some real poo poo, I'm not gonna post anything I've recorded because I'm not a narcissistic loving tool and your poo poo is still posted for all to hear and my poo poo is locked behind a box because I'm ashamed of it. It's cool, GBS poster Valtaherra. I know how scary it is to bare your music to a hostile audience. If you were proud of your music, you'd probably let us hear it, but since it's locked away, I assume it sucks worse than my best efforts. What other conclusion could we draw? Frankenstyle posted:Goddamn I'm tempted to, but that's how I get paid. Giving it away free doesn't do anything but hurt me. How would you like it if I asked you to come to my house and pull an unpaid night shift stocking my shelves with Walmart products? Your music must be unbelievably so amazing you can't let us hear some because it will destroy your business! Cowards. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Jan 2, 2014 |
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Did I mention you are cowards? quote:P.S. before you chime in with some idiot poo poo, I'm not gonna post anything I've recorded because I'm not talented enough to expose my playing to GBS quote:Goddamn I'm tempted to, but that's how I get paid. Giving it away free doesn't do anything but hurt me, because I suck! Yeah, I know. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Jan 2, 2014 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:I have no idea, "Frankenstyle," Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I meant it as a joke. If I'd known you really are a Walmart stock boy, I never would have said that.
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Frankenstyle posted:Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I meant it as a joke. If I'd known you really are a Walmart stock boy, I never would have said that. stop loving picking on stock boys god drat... we have to loving work hard ok?!? gently caress MAN
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KiddieGrinder posted:stop loving picking on stock boys god drat... Goddammit I'm not. I respect and admire them. How do you feel about the variances in technique between stocking metal shelves versus the more classic wooden style?
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Frankenstyle posted:Goddammit I'm not. I respect and admire them. How do you feel about the variances in technique between stocking metal shelves versus the more classic wooden style? there are several things to consider when deciding whether you should use wood or metal to construct your shelves, and the first is where they are going to go and what they are going to hold. wood can hold a great deal of weight as opposed to it's material weight, but stainless steel can hold even more. stainless steel is also immune to many problems that plagues wood such as rotting and mildewing. These last two problems can be stopped in wood with the use of preventative chemicals that are applied to the product. one thing is certain though, since wood is organic, it will lose strength and integrity as time progresses. also if faustus wants to chime in with his thoughts please do
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Photex posted:why is it all boring. I mean no one really listens to this music anymore do they? to his credit that king's x knockoff track kinda does sound a bit like them. and they're boring as poo poo too
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KiddieGrinder posted:there are several things to consider when deciding whether you should use wood or metal to construct your shelves, and the first is where they are going to go and what they are going to hold. wood can hold a great deal of weight as opposed to it's material weight, but stainless steel can hold even more. stainless steel is also immune to many problems that plagues wood such as rotting and mildewing. These last two problems can be stopped in wood with the use of preventative chemicals that are applied to the product. one thing is certain though, since wood is organic, it will lose strength and integrity as time progresses. It's refreshing to finally have someone in the thread who takes his craft seriously. Recently I installed a couple of "floating" shelves in my home. They're a low grade wood, but they're well covered in a heavy laminate which gives them a clean look, and provides adequate friction to prevent objects from sliding off. The problem is that they aren't sturdy enough to hold all the fat stacks of cash that still roll in from my old record company from time to time. I need something deeper and with more support than a drywall anchor kit can provide. Also maybe some cargo netting mounted beneath to catch the inevitable spillage would be good. Any ideas?
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Frankenstyle posted:The problem is that they aren't sturdy enough to hold all the fat stacks of cash that still roll in from my old record company from time to time. I need something deeper and with more support than a drywall anchor kit can provide. Also maybe some cargo netting mounted beneath to catch the inevitable spillage would be good. Any ideas? Sorry are you asking me or Dr. Faustus?
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Dr. Faustus posted:It's cool, GBS poster Valtaherra. I know how scary it is to bare your music to a hostile audience. If you were proud of your music, you'd probably let us hear it, but since it's locked away, I assume it sucks worse than my best efforts. What other conclusion could we draw? you're a 40+ year old child jesus christ
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KiddieGrinder posted:Sorry are you asking me or Dr. Faustus? Well it's a technical question that involves success in music and requires the cogent opinion of an informed expert. So, you.
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this thread is making me wish i learned the piano or tried to rap or something
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Fonzarelli posted:this thread is making me wish i learned the piano or tried to rap or something You'll have some other goon competition, good luck though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVHWxESdN4o
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i didn't expect much when it started but he's actually got a pretty good voice and flow hahaha
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