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Layonhands posted:This one? That's the one!  What a beautiful woman.
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Frostwerks posted:Get him to write it too. Also play up the gay sex and call it The Descend-ins. Or the Deanscendants.
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Hbomberguy posted:Please spoiler tag all these movie twists. Doesn't anyone read the forum rules around here? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3598862 Here you go. Feel free to ask me any questions. I've been sick so I probably wasn't crystal clear.
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Darthemed posted:Gotta strike while The Hunger Games craze is hot. She's gonna lose that loving finger if she looses that arrow, too. Also someone should tweet that Photoshop to Jim. He'd love it.
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Cool posters I've seen of late:     Poster for the rarely-seen musical version of "The Seven Samurai": 
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Jake Busey can drum. He's actually really good. I don't know what this has to do with movie posters. I've just been itching to tell someone. https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150090269701724
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He's a hell of a fiddler too.
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:
Freeloaders, by Terry Gilliam.
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:
The death of Dave Foley.
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:
A horribly done "homage" to this: 
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If I didn't know the premise of Uncle Buck, I'd say it's about a family that is in a lot of debt and the mob has sent a sadistic enforcer to their home with a briefcase full of weapons and torture instruments.
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The MSJ posted:If I didn't know the premise of Uncle Buck, I'd say it's about a family that is in a lot of debt and the mob has sent a sadistic enforcer to their home with a briefcase full of weapons and torture instruments. Or as sequel to Planes Trains and Automobiles where Del has gone nuts and is trying to absorb into Neal's family.
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The MSJ posted:If I didn't know the premise of Uncle Buck, I'd say it's about a family that is in a lot of debt and the mob has sent a sadistic enforcer to their home with a briefcase full of weapons and torture instruments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvkhvUzYKEI
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Tagline of the year. Also, let's play 'guess what this word cloud represents' in the teaser for Expendables 3. 
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Expendables needs to somehow bring back Steve Austin. He kicked the most rear end in the first movie.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Expendables needs to somehow bring back Steve Austin. He kicked the most rear end in the first movie. Yeah, Austin legitimately kicks rear end as a DTV action guy and you'd never really know it from watching The Condemned.
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The Expendables posters being static shots of the stars standing around trying to look tough is at least honesty in advertising.
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Maarak posted:The Expendables posters being static shots of the stars standing around trying to look tough is at least honesty in advertising. I guess. I'd call it a kind of aggressive laziness rather than honesty though. I'm hoping Expendables 4 has those names with the actual Minutes:seconds of screen time that each has. Now that's honesty.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Tagline of the year. The tag line for the first one was also pretty good: 
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Expendables needs to somehow bring back Steve Austin. He kicked the most rear end in the first movie. Expendables needs to stop.
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kjetting posted:Expendables needs to stop. Welcome to the plot of each of these films.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Tagline of the year. Is Kelsey Grammer anywhere on that poster? He's the only reason I'm remotely interested in Expendables 3.
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I just realized that Stallone looks the third tallest because he's standing so ahead of everyone in the front of the poster. Statham is like a half inch taller in real life but looks a foot shorter due to perspective.
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Expendables 2 was ridiculously awesome in all the ways the first one should have been but failed to deliver upon. It was probably a fluke, though, and 3 will probably be as boring as 1.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Expendables 2 was ridiculously awesome in all the ways the first one should have been but failed to deliver upon. It was probably a fluke, though, and 3 will probably be as boring as 1. The opening scene and finale of Expendables 2 were completely awesome and crazy, but the rest of it was honestly pretty dull to me. I was pumped for the third one when there were rumors of Nicolas Cage being involved, but now that that looks like it's not going to happen I doubt I'll go see it.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Expendables 2 was ridiculously awesome in all the ways the first one should have been but failed to deliver upon. It was probably a fluke, though, and 3 will probably be as boring as 1. JCVD made that movie enjoyable and he isn't in 3. I really hope Snipes is a trash talking villain and we get some Demolition Man 2 action up in there. That's probably the only way I could see Expendables 3 being fun. Or maybe Mel Gibson treats the movie as his comeback and plays a total psycho.
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I never saw the second one. Is Terry Crews being awesome as Terry Crews in that one as well?
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e: Double post for some reason, I will find a poster as penance. Here's one from some dumb sci-fi movie I watched, featuring the most-fake looking prop head in the world!  Also this is pretty funny: 
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Erebus posted:Those heads. "Strong performance by a talented cast" Is that damning with faint praise?
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It's certainly different than the typical "AMAZING!" and "THE ULTIMATE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER" quotes. I kind of like it just for that, really.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Tagline of the year. Why the hell would Lutz be considered an expendable?  He's practically the definition of expendable.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Why the hell would Lutz be considered an expendable? It's his nephew, Kellan.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Here's one from some dumb sci-fi movie I watched, featuring the most-fake looking prop head in the world! I can't tell if that's the fake head on the cover or Owen Wilson.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Also this is pretty funny: Yikes. Hard to believe someone would make that and miss "ramapging."
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Came across this poster earlier today, and the image kind of lingered in my head, so I thought I'd share it.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:I just realized that Stallone looks the third tallest because he's standing so ahead of everyone in the front of the poster. Not that far ahead. Mostly it's just he's been photoshopped in bigger. Here's a bigger one:  The photoshop beanie on... whoever the second from left guy is... is hilarious, it's removed half his head.
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