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Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood!

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, mrfart?

Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Skeesix posted:

Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?

Then why did I have the bowl, Skeesix?
Why did I have the bowl?

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Then why did I have the bowl, Skeesix?
Why did I have the bowl?

Noo Bart....put it down Bart....Bart, put it down....Bart, put it down....

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Captain Foxy posted:

It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood!

Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" :)

Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" :)

Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

Drink-Mix Man, Drink-Mix Man...about yea high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Captain Foxy posted:

It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood!

Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" :)

Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

What do you think, Charlie? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make IMJack... something something."

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

What do you think, Charlie? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make IMJack... something something."

Uh, look some of the Goons and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward. :drac:

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?
Hired goons?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

oh yes, but the internet is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Uh, look some of the Goons and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward. :drac:

Can't murder now. Eating. :munch:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Can't murder now. Eating. :munch:

Oh, for cryin out loud...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, mrfart?

Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Technogeek posted:

Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.

Ugh. If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.

That's not the way I remember it. :rimshot:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?

Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe! :mad:

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe! :mad:

Couldn't hurt, unless the monkeys started hurting people. Which they almost certainly would.

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe! :mad:

Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? :smug:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

A Boring Story posted:

Couldn't hurt, unless the monkeys started hurting people. Which they almost certainly would.

And with this new door, the monkeys cannot bite me!

...

Oh no! I am like candy to them!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



jscolon2.0 posted:

Ugh. If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo.


MondayHotDog posted:

Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

:eng101: The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Captain Foxy posted:

Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? :smug:

"It was the best of times, it was the...blurst of times" ??!! :mad:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

Oh, for cryin out loud...



And that's the Monster Mash, on this beautiful Valentine's Day!



Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


jscolon2.0 posted:

And that's the Monster Mash, on this beautiful Valentine's Day!

Come on, we just wanna eat your skin.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Skeesix posted:

Oh, for cryin out loud...





Behold the ravages of age!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CatchrNdRy posted:



Behold the ravages of age!

Hello, Joe!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Skeesix posted:

And with this new door, the monkeys cannot bite me!

...

Oh no! I am like candy to them!



Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Captain Foxy posted:

Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? :smug:

Well how big of a monkey?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Well how big of a monkey?

Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right. The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of the great apes rose up at me but -- bam, bam! -- I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me ...and that's when I got mad.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Well how big of a monkey?

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

I stand by my ethnic slur. Do your worst you filthy pretentious savages!

(Someone please gif the frogs laughing)

IMJack fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jan 4, 2014

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?

jscolon2.0 posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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A Boring Story posted:

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

RAWR RAWR RAWR. Hehe, no one understands you She-Bear.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jackie D posted:

Come on, we just wanna eat your skin.

Hey Jackie D, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey Jackie D, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!

Hey baby! I like the way your body looks!

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

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