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It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood!
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 08:35 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Why don't you lay off the Asians, mrfart? Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 15:15 |
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Skeesix posted:Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Then why did I have the bowl, Skeesix? Why did I have the bowl?
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 15:41 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Then why did I have the bowl, Skeesix? Noo Bart....put it down Bart....Bart, put it down....Bart, put it down....
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 16:18 |
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Captain Foxy posted:It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood! Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 18:39 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" Drink-Mix Man, Drink-Mix Man...about yea high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead?
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 18:42 |
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Captain Foxy posted:It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood! Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 21:21 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!"
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 21:41 |
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What do you think, Charlie? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make IMJack... something something."
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 21:54 |
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IMJack posted:What do you think, Charlie? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make IMJack... something something." Uh, look some of the Goons and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 22:31 |
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Hired goons?
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 22:34 |
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A Boring Story posted:Hired goons? oh yes, but the internet is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 22:46 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Uh, look some of the Goons and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward. Can't murder now. Eating.
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 23:09 |
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IMJack posted:Can't murder now. Eating. Oh, for cryin out loud...
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# ? Jan 3, 2014 23:52 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 00:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Why don't you lay off the Asians, mrfart? Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 00:16 |
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Technogeek posted:Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. Ugh. If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 00:58 |
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Technogeek posted:Come on, Drink-Mix Man. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon. That's not the way I remember it.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 01:04 |
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Skeesix posted:Pah! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 01:09 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys! You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 02:46 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe! Couldn't hurt, unless the monkeys started hurting people. Which they almost certainly would.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:00 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there, struggling to breathe! Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey?
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:02 |
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A Boring Story posted:Couldn't hurt, unless the monkeys started hurting people. Which they almost certainly would. And with this new door, the monkeys cannot bite me! ... Oh no! I am like candy to them!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:03 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ugh. If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd just go to the zoo. MondayHotDog posted:Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys! The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:04 |
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Captain Foxy posted:Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? "It was the best of times, it was the...blurst of times" ??!!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:43 |
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Skeesix posted:Oh, for cryin out loud... And that's the Monster Mash, on this beautiful Valentine's Day!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:48 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:And that's the Monster Mash, on this beautiful Valentine's Day! Come on, we just wanna eat your skin.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:55 |
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Skeesix posted:Oh, for cryin out loud... Behold the ravages of age!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:56 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
Hello, Joe!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:58 |
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Skeesix posted:And with this new door, the monkeys cannot bite me! Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 04:20 |
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Root Bear posted:Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 06:37 |
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Captain Foxy posted:Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? Well how big of a monkey?
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 06:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Well how big of a monkey? Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right. The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of the great apes rose up at me but -- bam, bam! -- I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me ...and that's when I got mad.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 06:53 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Well how big of a monkey? I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 07:31 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Bonjoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys! I stand by my ethnic slur. Do your worst you filthy pretentious savages! (Someone please gif the frogs laughing) IMJack fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jan 4, 2014 |
# ? Jan 4, 2014 07:32 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 07:38 |
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A Boring Story posted:What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula. RAWR RAWR RAWR. Hehe, no one understands you She-Bear.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 07:41 |
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Jackie D posted:Come on, we just wanna eat your skin. Hey Jackie D, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 07:48 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey Jackie D, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me! Hey baby! I like the way your body looks!
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 08:00 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 08:49 |