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Pick posted:it's already cold and it's going to get WAY colder here tonight/tomorrow so I wish I could talk to animals leave your door open so he can come in and you guys can die together
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Crow Jane posted:What did the squirrel do to make you hate him so much? He steals from my birdfeeder and also he sometimes rifles through my potted plants hiding acorns like a little poo poo.
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gently caress the squirrel. Let it freeze. I only got three... THREE! of my nectarines this season because of those loving furbags. And they're not even the kind you can legally kill.
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so basically you're an anti-squirrel bigot
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my dad died of lung cancer and it runs all along that side of my family, pretty sure my lovely genes would murder me if I even thought about maybe just trying one cigaretterawdog pozfail posted:Ever seen squirrels play with birds? That's some cute loving poo poo I tell you what. my boyfriend often regales me with the epic tale of Squirrel vs Magpie, I'm always on the lookout for a repeat but I fear that this is a once in an existence kind of deal
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Jan 5, 2014 21:00
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Murder all animals, safe spaces, and smokers with a 9mm bullet to the head
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in case you were wondering (and I'm sure you were) the magpie won
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Also he does that thing where he freezes when he sees me like I'm not looking STRAIGHT at him like he thinks I can't see him or I'm stupid or something, the squirrel is basically insulting me.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:00
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vaguely posted:my dad died of lung cancer and it runs all along that side of my family, pretty sure my lovely genes would murder me if I even thought about maybe just trying one cigarette SQUARE!!!
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Jan 5, 2014 21:00
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catch him in a net and cook him in a pot
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Jan 5, 2014 21:01
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Spanish Manlove posted:Murder all animals, safe spaces, and smokers with a 9mm bullet to the head that's a lot of things to murder with just one bullet
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Jan 5, 2014 21:01
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Spanish Manlove posted:Murder all animals, safe spaces, and smokers with a 9mm bullet to the head it's happening one post at a time
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vaguely posted:in case you were wondering (and I'm sure you were) the magpie won thanx
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Jan 5, 2014 21:01
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My neighborhood fills up with crows every fall and winter. It's kind of amazing watching the sky go black when they fly to their roosts for the night, but man they're loud. And lol if you have to park underneath one of their preferred trees.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:03
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Pick posted:He steals from my birdfeeder and also he sometimes rifles through my potted plants hiding acorns like a little poo poo. I don't understand the "it's stealing from the birdfeeder!" thing. I mean yeah it's a birdfeeder but hey squirrels need food in the winter too. And they're a lot cuter/funnier than birds. Anyway, my dad loves having birdfeeders so his solution was to just put out a squirrel feeder too and they stay away from the birdseed now. It's pretty simple, just like a board with a corncob on it and stuck to a tree. So now they get birds, squirrels and rabbits (from veggies they put in the yard) to watch. 
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Jan 5, 2014 21:04
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magpies are such evil arseholes
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y did u go with crow jane over jane crow
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Pick posted:Also he does that thing where he freezes when he sees me like I'm not looking STRAIGHT at him like he thinks I can't see him or I'm stupid or something, the squirrel is basically insulting me. seriously if hes this stupid catch him with a butterfly net and eat him and leave his skeleton hanging out next year as a warning to other, smarter squirrels. or catch him and make friends
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Kimmalah posted:I don't understand the "it's stealing from the birdfeeder!" thing. I mean yeah it's a birdfeeder but hey squirrels need food in the winter too. And they're a lot cuter/funnier than birds. I don't like squirrels generally, and I'm not going to reward them for exploiting the bird welfare system 
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Livingtrope posted:y did u go with crow jane over jane crow Music, man.
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AriadneThread posted:that's a lot of things to murder with just one bullet it's called recycling bitch some people want to help the environment
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get one of those birdfeeders that swings the squirrels around and flings them off
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Pick posted:I don't like squirrels generally, and I'm not going to reward them for exploiting the bird welfare system Squirrels: Welfare Queens
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Pick posted:I don't like squirrels generally, and I'm not going to reward them for exploiting the bird welfare system I don't know, I'm not a bird fan. A lot of them are dumb as hell and most of them like to sit outside the window at the crack of dawn and just SCREECH as loud as possible.
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:get one of those birdfeeders that swings the squirrels around and flings them off that's racist
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:it's happening one post at a time *lights a phallic object on fire then sucks on it* i'm a feminist and i'm artsy lol
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The squirrels on the mall in DC are so tame they'll eat out of your hand. They have no fear of man whatsoever.
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Pick posted:that's racist You could put pepper in the bird seed. Birds can't sense capsaicin and don't give a poo poo about it, but squirrels can.
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when i was a kid this massive flock of bats would fly over our property every evening at twilight and they made such an outrageous noise it was so cool. a shitload of bats live in the sydney botanical gardens so if you watch the 9:30 nye fireworks on tv you can see all of them wake up, freak out and fly away in a huge swarm when the fireworks start
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Fruity Gordo posted:when i was a kid this massive flock of bats would fly over our property every evening at twilight and they made such an outrageous noise it was so cool. a shitload of bats live in the sydney botanical gardens so if you watch the 9:30 nye fireworks on tv you can see all of them wake up, freak out and fly away in a huge swarm when the fireworks start oh you're aussie that explains a lot
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magpie you say? well, that reminds me of a song by the hot, underground band that you may not have heard of (Probably not, heh) the Mountain Goats Allow me to link it to you in this thread for your pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ozRC0iSe40
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Kimmalah posted:You could put pepper in the bird seed. Birds can't sense capsaicin and don't give a poo poo about it, but squirrels can. this is amazing
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Fruity Gordo posted:this is amazing That's the purpose of "heat" in stuff like peppers: to keep stupid mammals from eating it so the birds can eat them instead and fly around dispersing the seeds. I don't know if it's all birds though, might want to check on that beforehand. 
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Kimmalah posted:You could put pepper in the bird seed. Birds can't sense capsaicin and don't give a poo poo about it, but squirrels can. That is some crazy great underhanded poo poo.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:can't even tell how bad they stink b/c their senses are dulled to poo poo lol
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mind the walrus posted:That is some crazy great underhanded poo poo. I grew up in a pretty rural area so I learned a lot of crazy ways to repel animals.
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yeah it's common to spray it on plants too so animals don't nibble you'd have to habanero some poo poo to stop deer though, loving deer
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so basically we've poisoned the gently caress out of nsw/queensland border crops because we were too stupid to realise that fruitbats dont like spicy food sounds pretty straya
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I had to look up what that moonspeak "straya" meant.
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Straya and Murica are pretty similar
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