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boom boom boom posted:they don't have any skin or muscles on them. I just mean they're shaped all wrong. Chiba City Blues posted:look at those feet Feet like those are easily attainable with a sledgehammer as we saw in the fine film Misery.
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Jan 8, 2014 01:24
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My store just got in a bunch of new makeup, some of it is these weird little stick things of gel blush and I just know it's gonna be broken safety seals as far as the eye can see and I'm gonna have to have tons of them written off for being gross and used and I already feel ultra vengeful about it all 
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Jan 8, 2014 01:33
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Pick posted:Personally I'm watching those Medieval Lives videos so kindly linked Yay, I have been watching these too. I'm up to damsel or knight. Minstrel is kinda boring though.
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Jan 8, 2014 01:38
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Jan 8, 2014 01:51
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Zeth posted:My store just got in a bunch of new makeup, some of it is these weird little stick things of gel blush and I just know it's gonna be broken safety seals as far as the eye can see and I'm gonna have to have tons of them written off for being gross and used and I already feel ultra vengeful about it all I'm sorry people are assholes and do that. Can you hide and watch for it and then jump out and scare folks doing it? Because that is awful and they should have to pay for it. My meeting was silly. BIG BOSS apologized for making me anxious and needs one little task done and trusts me, so asked that I do it. This is actually good news, since he signs my annual evaluation and can help me get promoted. But SRSLY, if there were a company pyramid, I'm about 1/3 from the bottom and he is not the top, but 2nd.
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Jan 8, 2014 01:54
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If I actually see them doing it I can ambush them and they always look super ashamed but sadly I have to cover a massive swath of the store ( basically the equivalent of about 3/4 of a good sized walgreens ) so I cannot afford to spend as much time lying in wait for makeup-ruining jerkbaskets as I want to.
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Jan 8, 2014 01:57
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re makeup i was going through a box of old photos from when i was a teenager yesterday and i am absolutely going to buy somme electric blue mascara because that poo poo was the look
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Jan 8, 2014 02:07
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Kimmalah posted:I just mean they're shaped all wrong. Yeah, that's dramatically too much space between the rib cage and the pelvis. It's creepy.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:18
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i dunno sometimes asians got really weird long streached out torsos and little stubby legs so maybe they are skeletons of asians im exaggerating for comedic effect dont report me
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Jan 8, 2014 02:20
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NecroMonster posted:i dunno sometimes asians got really weird long streached out torsos and little stubby legs so maybe they are skeletons of asians I totally thought Asians, too, but mostly because the female is pigeon-toed.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:22
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you guys mug cakes these are amazing they are cakes that you make in a mug in the microwave which should totally not work but somehow does this site has a few collected recipes that look really good: http://www.thekitchn.com/13-easy-mug-cakes-that-are-all-grown-up-195159 the one i made was based on this recipe http://jesspaigelchf.weebly.com/3/post/2013/07/lemon-meringue-mug-cake.html except i used normal ingredients and didn't bother with the meringue topping. very tasty.
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Jan 8, 2014 03:03
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Jan 8, 2014 03:35
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Pick posted:Yeah, that's dramatically too much space between the rib cage and the pelvis. It's creepy. Anatomy nerds 4 life 
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Jan 8, 2014 03:37
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toe knee hand posted:you guys I want to make the chocolate hazelnut one, but I don't have any applesauce. 
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Jan 8, 2014 03:47
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amarantinesky posted:These look really awesome but I figured they have to taste bad because microwaved cakes. Are they actually delicious? I've always seen it with real foods, I think, but again I'm wary of mug food. i think coconut flour is just finely ground dried coconut. i did not use coconut flour, i used normal flour. i also used vegetable oil instead of olive oil because holy poo poo olive oil in a sweet thing, really? people tend to go overboard with "oh this thing is healthier than this thing and they are vaguely similar in some way so i will substitute it and it'll work just fine!!!" i thought mine turned out really well considering all i did was put some things in a mug, stir, and microwave. some of them take like 10-15 minutes of prep which seems excessive.
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Jan 8, 2014 03:49
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I was about to say something about the ridiculousness of putting meringue on a mug cake ... but I looked at that recipe and it looks as healthy as a mug cake can be, so I take back my initial thoughts.
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Jan 8, 2014 03:49
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My boyfriend and I went out to a hibachi steakhouse thing for his birthday and we were the only two at the whole table we had a very old almost unintelligible chef who was hitting on me he sung in his native language while cooking and hosed up the onion volcano and rambled on about his life in his home country before he ran away he was super cool
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Jan 8, 2014 03:51
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Did you report his attempted rape to the police
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Jan 8, 2014 04:01
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What's an onion volcano? Like the onion blossom thing?
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Jan 8, 2014 04:13
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grapey posted:What's an onion volcano? Like the onion blossom thing? rings of onion stacked on top of each other w/fire in middle
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Jan 8, 2014 04:14
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grapey posted:What's an onion volcano? Like the onion blossom thing? It's when the chef takes a raw onion and separates the rings and stacks them so they make a cone then they pour some magic poo poo down the middle and light it on fire so it spews fire out the top of the hole  he had only 3 rings which were out of order and just lit the whole thing on fire instead
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Jan 8, 2014 04:15
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that prolly made it better
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Jan 8, 2014 04:16
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All Of The Dicks posted:Have you watched the one for high gaylord? The one about the Richards? That was fun.
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Jan 8, 2014 04:21
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I got some BB cream because I keep seeing people mention it and oh my god I don't have shadows under my eyes anymore this poo poo is magic
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Jan 8, 2014 04:21
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Portals posted:I got some BB cream because I keep seeing people mention it and oh my god I don't have shadows under my eyes anymore this poo poo is magic Love me some BB cream. I like Smashbox myself but I think I need to find one with just a touch less oil.
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Jan 8, 2014 04:23
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Bb cream is great.
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Jan 8, 2014 04:24
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Bb cream is great. I loved the goon who thought BB cream was dirty because he thought it stood for "bareback." 
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Jan 8, 2014 04:27
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Bb cream is great. So is Luigi where do you think the bros get their shinyness
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Jan 8, 2014 04:28
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Putty posted:So is Luigi 
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i'm hooked on the brothers
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Putty posted:i'm hooked on the brothers I am too after that pic. Although I have the sneaking suspicion they'd be more into each other than me.
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Jan 8, 2014 04:35
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it's normal for a plunger to smell like poo poo just not from that end
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Jan 8, 2014 04:35
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I just bought some BB cream. (don't read lady thread drunk and then go to the Sephora site.)   
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Jan 8, 2014 04:44
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poopkitty posted:I just bought some BB cream. (don't read lady thread drunk and then go to the Sephora site.) I went the super cheapo route and got a $5 bottle from kmart it's probably way worse than the expensive stuff but hey it seems to work fine
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Jan 8, 2014 04:49
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Sephora is a satanic pit filled with overly friendly women that always want to make me over and suck all my money from me and oh god I have a problem help me.
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Sonrisa posted:Sephora is a satanic pit filled with overly friendly women that always want to make me over and suck all my money from me and oh god I have a problem help me. I really wanted a sephora x nail polish but I went there and gently caress if I'm paying over $12 for a mass-produced bottle of polish (even if it is really cool looking)
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Jan 8, 2014 04:54
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Oooh, I really like that
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Jan 8, 2014 04:57
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Chiba City Blues posted:It's when the chef takes a raw onion and separates the rings and stacks them so they make a cone When nobody is looking the janitor likes to play chef.
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Portals posted:I really wanted a sephora x nail polish but I went there and gently caress if I'm paying over $12 for a mass-produced bottle of polish (even if it is really cool looking) Ooh. Nail polish envy. I am only allowed to wear pale pinks and nudes at work. I only bother on vacations and the occasional long weekend.
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