The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Quiet, here come the ninjas.

Oooo, Meryl Streep's Versatility! :syoon:

# ? Jan 7, 2014 15:56

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# ? May 11, 2024 15:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 17:01

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.

Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli. *shudder*

# ? Jan 7, 2014 18:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:20

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!

So, "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO...ooh! Free Willy.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

So, "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO...ooh! Free Willy.

Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 20:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

Quiet, here come the ninjas.

I had no business hosting the Oscars. After the show Meryl Streep spit on me.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 23:43

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.

Oh no, Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 23:58

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Striking Yak posted:

Oh no, Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!

Good advice.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 00:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Man Alive! posted:

Good advice.

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 00:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I'll have a WHITE WINE SPRITZER!_{spritzer!_spritzer!}

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:04

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jorghnassen posted:

Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli. *shudder*

Gotta nuke something.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:35

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.

Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

I was more animal than man.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:38

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

I was more animal than man.

Qwyjibo.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Qwyjibo.

Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue-Ball, the man with no hair!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example!

Oh, every week there's a canal.

Or inlet.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

Oh, every week there's a canal.

Or inlet.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:08

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example!

Bad influence, my rear end!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:13

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Qwyjibo.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue-Ball, the man with no hair!

He's hideous!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 06:56

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! :colbert:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 11:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Elfface posted:

You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Sure, baby. Next meltdown. :smug:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 12:14

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Writer Cath posted:

Gotta nuke something.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 12:45

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Sure, baby. Next meltdown.

I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 15:47

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

No, Peg.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 15:58

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Everything Counts posted:

Qwyjibo.

Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:23

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is.

Wait! I need closure on that anecdote!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 16:39

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice!

You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. :mmmhmm:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 17:35

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

Marge, we're getting drive-through, and then doing it twice!

IMJack, you know I'm usually good for a triple x throwdown, but those drat goons just ruin everything!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 17:43

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Writer Cath posted:

IMJack, you know I'm usually good for a triple x throwdown, but those drat goons just ruin everything!

Goons?

# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:22

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! :dance:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:22

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Samuel Clemens posted:

Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. :geno:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:37

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm tired of that show. But I've been hearing good things about "Talk to the Hand." Tom Shales says the writing "snaps, crackles, and pops!"

# ? Jan 8, 2014 18:57

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower...

# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Even though we're being broadcast on FOX, there is no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower...

They'll never stop the Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years.
Like, Marge becomes a robot
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
Has Bart ever owned a bear or
How 'bout a crazy wedding
Where something happens, and do do do do...

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Bjay9 posted:

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Hey, those goons are trying to quote for free! :mad:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 19:31

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