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Bjay9 posted:Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding...
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower... 'Tis The Fifteenth Season
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Writer Cath posted:Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding... My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:'Tis The Fifteenth Season Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.
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Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithin's day already?
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The Piper posted:Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithin's day already? I swear I don't know where the bombs are. Only the miners know that! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I swear I don't know where the bombs are. Only the miners know that! Maybe this will loosen your tongue! 
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CatchrNdRy posted:Maybe this will loosen your tongue! DON'T TURN ON THAT LIGHT! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:DON'T TURN ON THAT LIGHT! Please don't tell anyone how I live. 
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CatchrNdRy posted:Maybe this will loosen your tongue! No, Mr. Bont, I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral.
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Man Alive! posted:Please don't tell anyone how I live. I live in a single room, above a bowling alley...and below another bowling alley.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I swear I don't know where the bombs are. Only the miners know that! Cover me, Sarge, I'm going after Charlie's soul!  If the Ayatollah can't have it, no one can! 
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The Piper posted:Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithin's day already? 'Tis, replied Aunt Helga!
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Skeesix posted:'Tis, replied Aunt Helga!  You mean it ain't me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly! CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jan 9, 2014 |
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You know, a lot of people think that The Simpsons Quote Thread only has one OP, but......... they're wrong!
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...... Could we turn everybody's username blue please? That was the cue to change the username colors so we could tell the goons they're the OP of the freaking thread..... ahhh forget it! 
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Jerusalem posted:...... Could we turn everybody's username blue please? That was the queue to change the username colors so we could tell the goons they're the OP of the freaking thread..... ahhh forget it! I was known as the Fifth Be-atle!
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Jerusalem posted:...... Could we turn everybody's username blue please? That was the queue to change the username colors so we could tell the goons they're the OP of the freaking thread..... ahhh forget it! We salute you our half-inflated Dark Moderator 
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Jerusalem posted:You know, a lot of people think that The Simpsons Quote Thread only has one OP, but......... they're wrong!  One OP... TWO OPs!?! But he... but you can't... oh, my medication!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I was known as the Fifth Be-atle! Sure you were, jscolon2.0. 
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Elfface posted:You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! MondayHotDog says a lot of things. Oh yeah!
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CatchrNdRy posted:We salute you our half-inflated Dark Moderator According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now.
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Technogeek posted:According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Mattingly! Trim those sideburns!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Mattingly! Trim those sideburns! The nye mets are my favorite squadron!
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I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
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They're re-broadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not express written consent! Or so the legend goes...
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Man Alive! posted:Please don't tell anyone how I live. Lenny? But he's a war hero!
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Root Bear posted:Lenny? But he's a war hero! NOT LENNY! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:NOT LENNY! Awww, I wanted the black one! 
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MondayHotDog posted:Awww, I wanted the black one! Ah, nuts. I mean, um... aw, nuts.
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MondayHotDog posted:Awww, I wanted the black one! They didn't have Lord Huggington?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They didn't have Lord Huggington? They're basically the same bear, CharlieFoxtrot.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ah, nuts. I mean, um... aw, nuts. Aww, I wanted a peanut!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They didn't have Lord Huggington? Pitt the Elder!
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TMMadman posted:Pitt the Elder! Lord Palmerston! 
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Bjay9 posted:Lord Palmerston!  Hello
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Attention, everybody... um... oh... uh... Quote harder, bye! 
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Konec Hry posted:Attention, everybody... Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. 
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Everything Counts posted:Aww, I wanted a peanut! Twenty quotes can buy many peanuts.
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Samuel Clemens posted:Twenty quotes can buy many peanuts. Ah the last Goon. Overflowing with the salt and oil of his departed brothers.
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