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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Wrestlehut Pisscast Episode 18

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Benoit.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Benoit.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Benoit, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
I took a break to do some hindu squats


http://www.mediafire.com/download/f4v0oo8xsfihsk8/018+Wrestlehut+Pisscast.mp3
http://feeds.feedburner.com/Pisscast
We're on itunes too!

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

HulkaMatt posted:



THE 10 COUNT - NO TIME FOR A TITLE, I'M LATE!!!

:rant: : THE RAW MAIN EVENT WAS WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!!!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't
:rant: : YES IT WAS GOD DAMMIT!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't
:rant: : YES IT WAS!!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't

...aaaaaand etc.

:suicide:

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

dsriggs posted:

:rant: : THE RAW MAIN EVENT WAS WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!!!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't
:rant: : YES IT WAS GOD DAMMIT!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't
:rant: : YES IT WAS!!!!
:shobon: : no it wasn't

...aaaaaand etc.

:suicide:

Come on, now. MRT didn't say it was worse than Hitler.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Elimination Chamber for number one contendership after Wrestlemania.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The MRT/Goog argument was the best part of the show, why would you edit any of that out?

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

Blasmeister posted:

The MRT/Goog argument was the best part of the show, why would you edit any of that out?

They don't argue for free

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Space Cob posted:

They don't argue for free

You can certinaly tune in and listen to the PPL Royal Ruckus for the standard pay-per-listen price of $44.99 but if you sign up for the PSP Podcast Network your first monthly payment will be $10 a month and give you free access to all previous Goog and MRT based podcasts such as The Punchsport Podcast, the Wrestlehut Pisscast, etc. and also any upcoming premium podcasts as well as their PPL shows such as Debatenation Chamber and Arguemania XXX.

:v:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I don't know what answer I wanted to my prediction, but making the Pisscast laugh uproariously is just fine to me.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
the pisscast patter on here is the worst

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

EuroResu Episode 3 was recorded last night.

Gonna give spoilers and say the title is either gonna be "Face Like a Melted Candle" or "That Time FlanMurray Shat Himself".

It includes a full review of NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 8, when two of the guests have no idea about anything to do with NJPW.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Wrestling bubble meets Xbox One having a confusing name.

"Playstation 3 and 4 only. 1 and 2 they're gonna...the plan is for down the line."

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Wrestling bubble meets Xbox One having a confusing name.

"Playstation 3 and 4 only. 1 and 2 they're gonna...the plan is for down the line."

:3: Dave's adorable when he tries to be down with the kidz.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I loved hearing Austin get all excited when he noticed Dave haha. Adorable.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

oatgan posted:



Wrestlehut Pisscast Episode 18

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Benoit.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Benoit.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Benoit, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
I took a break to do some hindu squats


http://www.mediafire.com/download/f4v0oo8xsfihsk8/018+Wrestlehut+Pisscast.mp3
http://feeds.feedburner.com/Pisscast
We're on itunes too!

The best part of this post is it looks like Brock is having a staredown with your Brocktar

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Dave's theory about Bryan's current angle:

"It's not that they want people to boo him, it's just that they don't want people cheering him as much" :psyduck: Never change WWE.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

For anyone who wants a preview of what we talked about : Raw, Rumble/EC build, Royal Rumble 2010 feat Matt Striker, favorite/least favorite hosses, 2014 predictions, questions.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oh my god dave

"Playstation 3 and 4. 1 and 2 they're going to release down the line."

no WWE network on my PS1 at launch??? no buys

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Cardboard Box posted:

oh my god dave

"Playstation 3 and 4. 1 and 2 they're going to release on down the line."

no WWE network on my PS1 at launch??? no buys

I think he got confused with Xbox, but yeah I laughed at that quite a bit.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

LordPants posted:

Dave's theory about Bryan's current angle:

"It's not that they want people to boo him, it's just that they don't want people cheering him as much" :psyduck: Never change WWE.

Makes perfect sense.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, they want people to stop cheering for him during unrelated segments.

It's a pretty stupid way of thinking, but I understand WHY WWE think like that.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It's WWE logic, it makes sense in their deranged bubble. Dave's wording of it was fine.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

VogeGandire posted:

EuroResu Episode 3 was recorded last night.

Gonna give spoilers and say the title is either gonna be "Face Like a Melted Candle" or "That Time FlanMurray Shat Himself".

It includes a full review of NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 8, when two of the guests have no idea about anything to do with NJPW.

Man, if I was healthy I could we could have made it to 75% cluelessness. I could have regaled you all with the one time I watched NJPW and watched two men attempt live murder.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Raeg posted:

Man, if I was healthy I could we could have made it to 75% cluelessness. I could have regaled you all with the one time I watched NJPW and watched two men attempt live murder.

I talk at length about Goto and Shibata's legacy of mutual attempted murder, and how we actually DID witness table-assisted murder from Makabe to Fale.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Well, look on the bright side: every attempt at reducing Bryan's overness failed and somehow got him (and others) more over.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
EURORESU EPISODE THREE: I TURTLED AND IT WAS WET

Have you ever wondered what it's like to eat an extremely spicy curry, leave the house the morning after and halfway to your destination realise that you are about to poo poo yourself? Well, wonder no more for I reveal the truth! Aside from that, we were a man down very close to kick-off so three-manned the entire show and there was the slight problem that I had no opening spiel of even some sort of runsheet to guide ourselves through the show. With all that said, here's what we discussed: Danny Dyer's heroic entrance to Eastenders, Raw is old school, ratings, poo poo booking, Kevin loving Dunn, Undertaker's ideal opponent at Wrestlemania 30 and the streak, LOTS of PWG, LOTS of NJPW, serious PSP posters are to be mocked at every opportunity, which EURORESU caster has NO neckbeard, making GBS threads yourself and breaking into your own home. It's fun for the entire family!



We have an RSS feed too! http://feeds.feedburner.com/Euroresu

We'll also be up on iTunes soon enough

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.


Think someone may have been sloshed during this weeks poll.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Mods pleas change my name to Jijm ross.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Endorph posted:

Mods pleas change my name to Jijm ross.

Jizm Ross

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Only missed 2 on PoT this week. I'm so much better at this than your guests. :v:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Please change my name to Paul Pearer

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Raeg posted:



Think someone may have been sloshed during this weeks poll.

there's almost always typos in the polls, sometimes they're really amazing in a "those two letters are nowhere near each other" way

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

The Rocik is the people champion! Glory to the people! Glory to Soviet Union!

Are you smelling the Rocik cooking?

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
in soviet russia, rocik smells your cooking

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

The Rocik is the people champion! Glory to the people! Glory to Soviet Union!

Are you smelling the Rocik cooking?

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

i hate you

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

yea ok posted:

i hate you

What else is new?

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Rodney the Piper posted:

in soviet russia, rocik smells your cooking

:golfclap:

In Soviet Russia, you turn it assways and stick it up your side?

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Alright. Which one of you fuckers on Euroresu dropped the Cliff Richard reference on episode 2? Cause you're my goddamn hero. :v:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I can't even remember a Cliff Richard reference.

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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

VogeGandire posted:

I can't even remember a Cliff Richard reference.

Red is Dead made it because he is literally Hitler

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