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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

This is a stupid "HURRR WOMEN AMIRITE" joke, despite being done by a woman. Nevertheless, I'm tickled that the agree option is set as default. It's the little things.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


Batman: well-known for following laws.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


I thought this was going to be an arc where the Phantom relentlessly owned this jackass, but instead he's just standing around smirking while literally everyone around him owns the guy instead. He's passed beyond owning and into meta-owning.

Mister Beeg posted:

Nina's Adventures (December 10, 1993)


HURRR MEN AMIRITE

I actually like Nina's Adventures most of the time but this joke is basically paleolithic.

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Comics (November 17th, 2006)

Boondocks


Doonesbury


F-Minus


FoxTrot


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (August 19-21, 1926)





Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


The joke specifically relies on Robin being a child, and yet he is clearly drawn as an adult.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

My Lovely Horse posted:

And he's not exactly gonna desperately want to print those where the robot gets his rear end beat by Spider-Man, however improbably.

Spiderman Against Freedom of Press, Avengers

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

EasyEW posted:

Skippy (August 19-21, 1926)



Huh? :confused:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

My best guess was that the li'l belittler's existence invalidates the existence of 70 million American citizens.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn

So that's what a bore-skin rug looks like.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

Who doesn't love a trip to the local convenience store?

Retail

I want to know the juicy details on how she pulled that off. Sabotage a store inspection? Tip off corporate HR with some dirt? Inside job heist of a bunch of valuable merchandise? Murder? And why hasn't she been able to replicate that success at Delman's, especially since their manager is such a sitting duck?

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

That was pretty mean, but IIRC he was just a pile of loose parts in a box back then.

Dustin

Eh, the laptop I'm using is a 2005 Fujitsu running XP.

On the Fastrack

Just a reminder, Holbrook actually did make a Facebook page for Fistula back in August that has 76 likes.

Safe Havens

Oh just fight to the death already.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jan 10, 2014

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
Her name is Fistula? Ugh.

Also I first thought that the Lucky Cow puzzle was 'Girl of the something'.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Fistula!?

Sounds like a porno name...

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Foxy Grandpa had his own movies.

The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, but He Fools Them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WejQY1kAjQ

Foxy Grandpa and Polly in a Little Hilarity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP5QE9i1Wac



Lio fails to rub one out.


Red and Rover apparently can do the Vulcan mind-meld.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Pidmon posted:

Her name is Fistula? Ugh.

Also I first thought that the Lucky Cow puzzle was 'Girl of the something'.

Fistula Breech

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

don Jaime posted:

Red and Rover apparently can do the Vulcan mind-meld.


I wonder if Red and Rover would become somehow bearable without Rover's thought bubbles.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

InediblePenguin posted:

This one's really charming, gosh - and it feels more naturalistic than most old strips back then, like I can imagine this entire thing happening word-for-word with real little kids. Best part is how shocked Tag looks in the first panel - I know exactly how he feels, I think I did the exact same thing once as a kid. Not even thinking about it or the fact that it meant my friend was going to get hurt, and now Jay is crying and oh heck, I hecked up

Here's all I could find from the Abbotsford Post (12 strips, sorry about some of them being partially illegible, not my scan or preservation): Imgur album. I wikipedia'ed it, and it turns out this was quite a popular comic in its day. These are from early on, though; later, Freckles and Friends became more about teenagers.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

They figured it out right away anyway, you doofus.

Pickles


The Amazing Spider-Man

Oh Peter :allears:

Classic Prince Valiant

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



"Thanks" for reminding me this existed :mad:

Some Guy TT posted:

I wonder if Red and Rover would become somehow bearable without Rover's thought bubbles.
It's no Garfield Minus Garfield

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus: drat that yelp!



Luann



Yeah. OK. Whatever.

Pros and Cons



Sally Forth

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

don Jaime posted:

Lio fails to rub one out.


It's rare for Lio to have this much text in it; either Tatulli or his syndicate--I forget which--decided a strip with very little dialogue would sell better in international markets. Whether or not that's working out for them in this age of imploding newspapers, I don't know.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Traditionally pantomime strips sold poorly in newspapers because they were considered disposable. Since they look less time to read, readers wern't as invested as strips with dialogues and very few would complain if the papers dropped it.

"Lio" is one of the few that became popular.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


So, right now it's reruns with some new material added? Because he's a lazy sack of poo poo? And his added stuff is cutting into the reruns making it even more confusing? Who the gently caress are the guys in the first two panels? What do they have to do with anything? I don't remember them before, were their reruns skipped over? gently caress you, Brooke.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

catlord posted:

So, right now it's reruns with some new material added? Because he's a lazy sack of poo poo? And his added stuff is cutting into the reruns making it even more confusing? Who the gently caress are the guys in the first two panels? What do they have to do with anything? I don't remember them before, were their reruns skipped over? gently caress you, Brooke.

I think the dieing guy is the same person in the middle panel there because when the flashback started he was holding his hand up against his head, in the same way they're holding the phones.

I have no idea how or why this is important.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

idonotlikepeas posted:

Batman: well-known for following laws.

He ran into trouble regarding labor laws before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1wo8f8mT4

VictorGrunn
Feb 15, 2004
Ye Guilty


She probably just doesn't want to get any on the car by mistake. She's a thoughtful girl, that Luann.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

- Oh hi, Irma! I'm in some business training conference
[Our values]
[Objectives]
- Looks like we'll draw lots on our objectives now


-mme is the suffix for first-person plural, and like other personal suffixes it's used in most kinds of words where necessary: verbs, nouns, postpositions, some adverbs etc.

Arvo is "value", so arvomme is "our values". Arpoa is "to raffle, draw/cast lots, have a lottery" etc, also used in a figurative manner ("to pick randomly" or something to that effect), and arvomme (p->v) is "we draw lots".

Fok_it later today, I'm going to miss my bus otherwise

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013

Aardmania posted:

Brooke McEldowney

R Ubbish fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jan 26, 2014

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Mister Beeg posted:

Fistula!?

Sounds like a porno name...

Pvt.Scott posted:

Fistula Breech

I don't know about you guys, but every time her full name is used, this (probably :nws: unless you work in a doctor's office) nifty medical condition pops into my head.

Jane's World



Well, I gotta say, Dorothy sure seems to be able to take control of a situation.

Non Sequitur



:ughh:

Heavenly Nostrils



Kliban



:psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 1/10/2003



:ughh:

Zits



Kevin & Kell



:ughh:

Nemi



I'm not so sure these are repeats. At least, I can't remember seeing this one. Lise has used this format/style before though.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac

The Creeps

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (January 13, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean: For those of you playing along at home, it's time to reset the number on your "Days Since Last Reminder That Life Is Hollow Joke To Be Endured" sign.



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo (January 13, 1956)



Churchy got so caught up in geopolitical stuff that he didn't even look at his silly calendar.

Out Our Way (March 21-22, 1924)





It's a switcharoo! Momzendorgs?

e: We had a funeral in the family yesterday, and certain strips talk to you more strongly at certain moments. (December 11, 1982)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jan 10, 2014

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Mike du Jour


Monty

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

"by a much better cartoonist than I'll ever be."

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Johnny Walker posted:

Luann



Yeah. OK. Whatever.

I will say I like the faces here, and feel they convey Luann's frustration very well. The only detail is that this would work a lot loving better if, say, her dad had called her while she was in the middle of making out to remind her she's late and needs to be home now, instead of this self-governing bullshit.


I don't know why I find Monty Hyde's cliched low-intensity vandalism so amusing, but I do. :haw:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Momma


So the joke here is...

Wee Pals


Andertoons

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

I can't believe how lovely this week's gag has been. The setup is "whoops I made the blood pressure cuff so tight your head was inflated". A weak joke, but this IS a cartoon and Mike du Jour, so that's to be expected.

And then the rest of the week is "haha your head is overweight." If you're even lucky enough to remember the lame setup the jokes are still completely nonsensical unless the butt of the joke is "haha look at how stupid this professional doctor is" and "haha let's make fat jokes about his fat head" which makes very little sense outside of the very specific context of the strip.

gently caress you Mike Lester.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

catlord posted:

So, right now it's reruns with some new material added? Because he's a lazy sack of poo poo? And his added stuff is cutting into the reruns making it even more confusing? Who the gently caress are the guys in the first two panels? What do they have to do with anything? I don't remember them before, were their reruns skipped over? gently caress you, Brooke.

My guess is he's rerunning this to drum up more interest in the hardcopy version. At fifty bucks a pop, he's probably sitting on a warehouse full of unsold crap.

Esplanade fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jan 10, 2014

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I love it when A Plan Comes Together Comix.

Pooch Café


When this strip is good, it's really good.

Ballard Street


Ah, see, he's laying out all the teapots and sauce tureens along ley lines. That way they will collect something something.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

PUGGERNAUT posted:

Someone please make an Everett True movie starring John Goodman.

That would be awesome for sure, but if he were still alive an older Laurence Tierney probably would have been perfect. I even found a picture of him in the True hat!

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fok_it


There was a pun here. It's gone now. Houkutuslintu, decoy, is literally "tempting bird".

It's called dropless January here, by the way.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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