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amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 4, 2014

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Rice dishes that I want to learn how to make

Paella

Just had some homemade and this is delicious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
I saw that ninja edit, VendaGoat.




Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

VendaGoat posted:

Rice dishes that I want to learn how to make

Paella

Just had some homemade and this is delicious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella

that looks like a delicious pile of dead bodies

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I think the mole chicken mistake was that I used thighs. They're comparatively more fatty (and flavorful) and the texture was just wrong and the whole thing kinda soupy. It looked so good when I saw someone successfully make it :(

I can improvise on the stovetop - I can cook anything Italian. Maybe I should follow instructions for a change with the slow cooker? :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Funkz posted:

I saw that ninja edit, VendaGoat.

Forgot to cross my T's.

At least you got a close up view of some delicious mud bugs!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Sandman where the gently caress are your pups

they are so, so, so full of poo poo


stinky


and besides i am a lazy bastard

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

VendaGoat posted:

Forgot to cross my T's.

At least you got a close up view of some delicious mud bugs!

It was p. metal, I will give you that.




boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
eXistenZ is really good.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Best chicken recipe ever: Heroin Chicken. That particular version recommends breasts or wings, but I've made it with thighs and it is amazing. If you're doing low carb you can even pretend it is diet food, but you aren't fooling anyone. It's basically Shake 'n Bake with parmesan instead of bread crumbs, which sounds awful, but somehow it is great.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Angela Christine posted:

Best chicken recipe ever: Heroin Chicken. That particular version recommends breasts or wings, but I've made it with thighs and it is amazing. If you're doing low carb you can even pretend it is diet food, but you aren't fooling anyone. It's basically Shake 'n Bake with parmesan instead of bread crumbs, which sounds awful, but somehow it is great.

Did you know that in China the heroin chicken uses real heroin?

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

boom boom boom posted:

eXistenZ is really good.

Every time I read this title I think of ExtenZe. Am I alone?
http://www.buyextenze.com/#back

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Easy delicious chicken recipe:

buy a four-pack of skin and bone-on chicken breasts.
Buy this spice mix. Follow directions for marinade on bottle. Stick in ziplock bag in fridge at least overnight, up to three days.
Cook chicken in preheated 375 oven for 1hr.
Eat with Indonesian yellow coconut rice, made in your rice cooker.
Swoon, break bank on delicious spices at this place for the rest of your life.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

poopkitty posted:

Every time I read this title I think of ExtenZe. Am I alone?
http://www.buyextenze.com/#back
Ahhh yes, the classic Cronenberg body horror movie about "all natural male enchancement".

strange feelings re Daisy fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jan 12, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

eXistenZ is really good.

the ending was barely better than "it was all a dream!!!" though

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

poopkitty posted:

Yup. That's dinner soon. Need to find ribs, and I might have to take a trip. We'll see what kinds of fun cuts of pork (豚肉, or butaniku, niku being meat. For Detective Monkey) I can find at the store.

But I haven't gone to the store because I'm stuck in Amazon free fall reviewing all of my purchases. I can't stop.

Yes! You also taught me the various levels of tofu. I actually bought a bunch of tofu today because I'll cut it into cubes, spray with olive oil (I love my Misto), put salt and pepper on, then bake it. Then it goes on my lunch salads and is delicious and proteiny.

Also your chicken idea (cutting it up and freezing) is genius. I also use my rice cooker as a lazy meal creator. One of my favorites is quinoa + pinto/black beans + chopped up chipotle chiles in adobo sauce + frozen corn + the appropriate amount of water. It doesn't even turn out mushy, just amazing.

I ended up having to put out different fires Monday and couldn't do my scheduled server upgrade. I offered to do it from 10-2am to avoid taking the server down during normal use. It took that whole time plus late-night figuring stuff out and I'm so cranky now. But my husband tried to stay up with me and snored on the couch through most of it which was really sweet.

Edit: I was going to recommend Smitten Kitchen too! I trust her stuff a lot, it's a good place to get pretty simple recipes/ideas that won't fail. Her challah is awesome.

defectivemonkey fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jan 12, 2014

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

the ending was barely better than "it was all a dream!!!" though

eXistenZ wouldn't work at all without the ending, it's what the whole movie is about. "It was all a dream!" is a bad ending because it makes the story that came before meaningless, everything in eXistenZ is leading up to the ending, the movie gives the ending meaning.


dang, it is hard to type eXistenZ.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

detectivemonkey posted:

Yes! You also taught me the various levels of tofu. I actually bought a bunch of tofu today because I'll cut it into cubes, spray with olive oil (I love my Misto), put salt and pepper on, then bake it. Then it goes on my lunch salads and is delicious and proteiny.

I had success at the store. I should have taken a picture because my groceries are so pretty. I got pork ribby looking things, but they're cut like korean spareribs (which never made sense to me because what's spare about them?) I'm so excited to make spicy ribs for dinner tomorrow. What do I eat with them? Salad? And I'm thinking about maybe a spaghetti squash scalloped-bake thing because I have 1/2 a squash in the fridge and due to my kid's diet we are really carb limited. Does that sound okay? I think I might have broccoli too. I'll have to look. And can I rub them now and let them sit? I'll have to chuck them in the crock tomorrow because it looks like another long day at prison camp.

Tonight we're having nabemono (hot pot) with ramen noodles and yakidofu (grilled tofu) and chicken balls. Super easy and healthy. I can't wait.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

something on the sweet side goes really good with spicy vinegary ribs

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jan 12, 2014

Elephantgun
Feb 13, 2010

im a lesbian so im biased but no boobs are actually rad as poo poo

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Elephantgun posted:

im a lesbian so im biased but no boobs are actually rad as poo poo
What's the story behind your avatar I'm really curious

Elephantgun
Feb 13, 2010

Sabel posted:

What's the story behind your avatar I'm really curious

http://lparchive.org/Breaking-Final-Fantasy-VI/Update%2012/ im a nerd

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That's some nice glitchwork. Carry on

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

sebmojo posted:

QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv

i don't think it's as random as elbows since nipple stimulation is pretty bloody nice, so they do have a sexual component quite apart from their nourishing purpose. there probably is some residual psychosexual importance to sucking nipples as well. breasts have been heavily sexualised for thousands of years so tbh i think there's a psychosexual and cultural component to boob obsession, since men are socialised to fetishise certain aspects of the female form and that penetrates the psyche of men and women, gay, straight or otherwise. plus there's a big difference between fetishism and sexuality though obviously the two overlap. the notion that women's breasts are necessarily obscene or taboo is cultural tho

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

poppy powder tastes like the worst thing, this is probably fake

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

sebmojo posted:

QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv
This may be shocking but women also like body parts so it's not a real big stretch.

If I were in charge there would most definitely be QUADZ: THE MAGAZINE

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




sebmojo posted:

QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv

Personally I find dudes obsession with boobs much less puzzling than their obsession with penis. Anywhere you have graffitti there is sure to be penis doodles. Why is there so much dick in porn for straight guys? Why so much semen? I'm not at all interested in seeing ladies' excretions in porn, but straight dudes loving love seeing semen.

Straight guys are pretty gay, imo.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

sebmojo posted:

QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv

They are not just another body part. They are pretty fabulous. And I am a (mostly) straight lady. It's science, anyway, like FruityGordo said.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


sebmojo posted:

QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean

is it like if you were all about the elbows and there were MENZ ELBOW MAGS for women with hot studs provocatively baring their surgically smoothed arm joints or w/e? becuase i guess I would find that weird were that the case

ACTUALLY that was the only question i had.

e: useful data keep it comin vvv

It doesn't bother me. Like I'm about as straight as woman comes and I still think boobs are pretty cool. :v: Of course I don't exactly get or draw a lot of attention to them so it's not like a constant barrage of "Ugh that guy's staring at my tits again."

Anne Whateley posted:

This may be shocking but women also like body parts so it's not a real big stretch.

If I were in charge there would most definitely be QUADZ: THE MAGAZINE

Yeah mine would probably sound like a random body part to most people BUFF BACKS AND SHOULDERS: THE MAGAZINE

Love a good broad back/shoulders on a man. :)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I would read Long Fingers Monthly and Shoulder Show, myself.

Also, yeah, boobs are cool and it's nice if attention is paid to mine. I'm dating a leg guy, though, which also has it's perks.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Crow Jane posted:

I would read Long Fingers Monthly and Shoulder Show, myself.

Also, yeah, boobs are cool and it's nice if attention is paid to mine. I'm dating a leg guy, though, which also has it's perks.

Forearms too. I feel like I sound crazy, but forearms are hot too. :v:

I lucked out and found a guy who's more into rear end than boobs, which is good because I have more rear end/hips than boobs.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
long fingers is a weird one

alien hands monthly

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Kimmalah posted:



Yeah mine would probably sound like a random body part to most people BUFF BACKS AND SHOULDERS: THE MAGAZINE

Love a good broad back/shoulders on a man. :)

Seconded. Have a multi-buy subscription with ManButt Monthly.

I don't get the obsession with boobs, ladybutts are better in my very straight opinion. A friend of mine has huge boobs, like cup size halfway through the alphabet huge and guys will literally just stare with no attempt to be subtle or make gross comments as they walk past or 'accidentally' touch them. It's gross and she hates it, control yourselves weird boob crazy dudes.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Thora posted:

Yes. Is there any way I can get one of those hunky firemen as part of my household?

But seriously:

Mole Chicken - Oh God what is this, what ancient Central/South American God did I piss off
Ribs - "You aren't supposed to cook ribs in a slow cooker, dumbass" (They didn't say dumbass but I know they were thinking it)
Noodle and meat something or other, sheer improvisation - Mushy noodly mess.
Rice and chicken - So much rice. Why is there so much rice? Yes, I measured. So. Much. Rice.

I give up v:shobon:v

Of course you're supposed to make ribs in a slow cooker. Most rib recipes I've found/made are in slow cookers. Also, mole isn't even spicy? It has some spice but mostly a very rich flavour.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

pixelbaron posted:

long fingers is a weird one

alien hands monthly

The heart wants what it wants.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
beautiful, strong, slender yet shapely hands are god's best work

apart from people good at cunnilingus. they are the best. but beautiful hands rank up there

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Shannonmcn posted:

Seconded. Have a multi-buy subscription with ManButt Monthly.

I don't get the obsession with boobs, ladybutts are better in my very straight opinion. A friend of mine has huge boobs, like cup size halfway through the alphabet huge and guys will literally just stare with no attempt to be subtle or make gross comments as they walk past or 'accidentally' touch them. It's gross and she hates it, control yourselves weird boob crazy dudes.

Yeah I don't get that. "Oh you must be such a total slut because..your genetics/hormones made your boobs grow big?" :raise: Like staring I can sort of understand (not that I condone it) but the comments and poo poo are just so nonsensical (and gross).

I also don't really get the obsession with having big boobs either. They can be kind of uncomfortable even at a relatively average size, so gently caress that.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

HipGnosis posted:

Of course you're supposed to make ribs in a slow cooker. Most rib recipes I've found/made are in slow cookers. Also, mole isn't even spicy? It has some spice but mostly a very rich flavour.

it depends on the mole, since 'mole' is just sauce. a green mole should be really spicy but a mole with bitter chocolate need not be too spicy, since you'd only really throw in smoked chillies

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

NecroMonster posted:

something on the sweet side goes really good with spicy vinegary ribs

Baked/roasted sweet potato, maybe? I don't usually go for maple syrup on them, but next to vinegary ribs...yum.

Boobs are pretty great. Also advertising rates for Forearms Monthly just went up because I have a lifetime subscription. Manbutts are pretty adorbs too, although I don't need a magazine because I live with one.

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