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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

amarantinesky posted:

I don't want to know what these are, but at the same time... the first two make sense in the context of robots, but sticky doesn't seem to mix... why am I even wondering? Thanks, Pick.

^^ so disappointed, I wanted to know the secret behind the dog dicks :(

Sticky is when people just attach regular penises and vaginas to them, where penis and vagina rules apply

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Is spark sex where they rub their sparks together?

yes!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

how would you even ask the any presenter at this thing a question with out breaking into a high pitch scream and pointing your finger at them accusingly

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

how would you even ask the any presenter at this thing a question with out breaking into a high pitch scream and pointing your finger at them accusingly

we're all at a god drat yaoi con who the gently caress is gonna point fingers

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
But,their sparks are like their souls, and aren't they inside their chest? so they crack open their chests like how they used to crack open rib cages for open heart surgery, and then rub their robot souls against each other?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

me i would plus

robot sex and the supernatural stuff is a bit outside of male on male porn which has existed pmuch as long as porn has existed

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
wait i thought you were talking about spark plugs?
is a transformers 'spark' not a spark plug

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Chiba City Blues posted:

wait i thought you were talking about spark plugs?
is a transformers 'spark' not a spark plug

I only watched beast wars, so it may be different in normal transformers, but sparks are their souls. They're like little balls of light.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

haha they rub their balls together

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

But,their sparks are like their souls, and aren't they inside their chest? so they crack open their chests like how they used to crack open rib cages for open heart surgery, and then rub their robot souls against each other?

also yes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

me i would plus

robot sex and the supernatural stuff is a bit outside of male on male porn which has existed pmuch as long as porn has existed

if you require tradition, the person who does those loki/svaldifari horse porn pics was also there

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

if anyone's curious about the supernatural/sherlock dog dick universe check out these podcast episodes 1 2

btw if you like hearing about people's hosed-up bizarre fetishes and ideologies listen to the f plus, it's broadened my horizons in ways I never wanted

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Angela Christine posted:

Wedding dresses are a scam. You aren't a princess, you don't need a ballgown. Just get a nice dress you like from a regular shop. Use the thousands of dollars you save to buy a car or something.

Totally. Weddings in general are a scam. So is Etsy. It's owned by self absorbed hipster pricks.

But if you want to be pretty and wear a foofy (or not) "wedding dress" than that's okay. It's just expensive. Find a great tailor. My friend found a too small but SOOPER pretty dress at the thrift store for $40 and found another one, ugly but with a neat lacy thing and our awesome tailor mashed them up and made awesome happen. She was a wizard.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Portals posted:

if anyone's curious about the supernatural/sherlock dog dick universe check out these podcast episodes 1 2

btw if you like hearing about people's hosed-up bizarre fetishes and ideologies listen to the f plus, it's broadened my horizons in ways I never wanted

yeah but when you meet them in person you find out about them as people, where they're from and where they work and it's so trippy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Torka posted:

is this weird because it's high or because it's low

that feels reaaaally high for anime dude porn consumers

it was organized by a guy, though, and the host was a guy

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Angela Christine posted:

Wedding dresses are a scam. You aren't a princess, you don't need a ballgown. Just get a nice dress you like from a regular shop. Use the thousands of dollars you save to buy a car or something.

I don't want a ballgown. I just want a nice, ivory lace summer dress that costs a couple hundred dollars. The regular shops won't have those kinds of dresses for a few more months and bridal shops are just full of ugly, poofy dresses covered in crap.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pick posted:

there were panels about transformers sex, very informative

Just think, those panels have now filled up a part of your memory which could've been used for something more valuable to humanity's future, like inventing new color names that correspond to toenail fungus, or how far you could stick an ordinary pencil into someone's ear without causing a serious injury, or memorizing the names of British battleships by commissioning date.

And I'm dead serious about this. I can't match names and faces of people I've known for years but I can sure as poo poo remember a Celestial Seasonings commercial from 1988 in agonizing detail.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Just think, those panels have now filled up a part of your memory which could've been used for something more valuable to humanity's future, like inventing new color names that correspond to toenail fungus, or how far you could stick an ordinary pencil into someone's ear without causing a serious injury, or memorizing the names of British battleships by commissioning date.

And I'm dead serious about this. I can't match names and faces of people I've known for years but I can sure as poo poo remember a Celestial Seasonings commercial from 1988 in agonizing detail.

I really value absurdity, which was the tipping point for why I decided to attend. But then I had fun unironically so idk

I think there was something about being at anime dicks con that made ego an irrelevant meter... a land of no pretense

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Eh, whatever knots your dog dick.


Oh goddamnit why do I know what that means :cry:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Just think, those panels have now filled up a part of your memory which could've been used for something more valuable to humanity's future, like inventing new color names that correspond to toenail fungus, or how far you could stick an ordinary pencil into someone's ear without causing a serious injury, or memorizing the names of British battleships by commissioning date.
the last part is just you though

she should think about early modern artillery instead

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Eh, whatever knots your dog dick.


Oh goddamnit why do I know what that means :cry:

it was a place you could say that, with your mouth, out loud and no one would think the worse of you

no self-effacing necessary

such a brave new world...

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 4, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

amarantinesky posted:

We all do pointless things sometimes, I'm not sure the convention is worse than anything else.

At the very least it's amusing to some people ITT so it's not a total waste of time. :shrug:

It was in no way a waste of time, I met a bunch of interesting people and learned a lot and had fun. All in all it was fascinating.

Pick fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Jan 13, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

amarantinesky posted:

We all do pointless things sometimes, I'm not sure the convention is worse than anything else.

At the very least it's amusing to some people ITT so it's not a total waste of time. :shrug:

You're absolutely right yet there's still a voice in my telling me that as a mature adult I should not clutter my mind with things like the details of male pregnancy fanfiction universes, or even with the mere existence of such fanfiction. At least, not without publishing an anthropology paper on the subject.

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 4, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm not sure why wedding dresses are so ridiculous but I'm sure its the fault of the Victorian era.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

amarantinesky posted:

I'm not disagreeing. A presentation by someone dressed like a robot sounds pretty awesome.

It's hard to imagine that there isn't some level at which anyone fun couldn't enjoy themselves. Even if you think yaoi is the worst thing in the world, you could safari pretty well.

Night Vale was HUGE there by the way.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pick posted:

It's hard to imagine that there isn't some level at which anyone fun couldn't enjoy themselves. Even if you think yaoi is the worst thing in the world, you could safari pretty well.

Like I said, if I went to one of those things I'd write up notes and publish an anthro paper on it all.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Like I said, if I went to one of those things I'd write up notes and publish an anthro paper on it all.

Some things I learned:

- 1/3 men (!)
- Raves are a staple of anime cons apparently??
- Bronies and furries will show up
- Night Vale is a radio show but people can still dress as the characters?
- There are canonically gay transformers in the comics now
- You usually have to get the comics printed in Canada
- Everyone is very nice and profanity is low, but vulgarity is high
- There is only one convention center in Kansas City that has not been "burned" by an anime con, several ban them
- If EK Weaver liked a thing last year then it has to happen this year
- People make anime body pillows of Avengers
- Keith David voiced Goliath but he also made a woman suck his dick for heroin in Requiem for a Dream
- People still like Digimon

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Pick posted:

that feels reaaaally high for anime dude porn consumers

it was organized by a guy, though, and the host was a guy

I usually just assume any weirdo sex subculture will be 90% men

it's an assumption that's served me well

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

such a brave new world...

such a good point. i would require happy drugs to have fun at a yaoi convention
i am like the exact opposite of yaoi's target audience


i wonder what the breakdown genderwise is of people who go to porn conventions

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

such a good point. i would require happy drugs to have fun at a yaoi convention
i am like the exact opposite of yaoi's target audience

it was an animal-friendly hotel so people had their pets there

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

it was an animal-friendly hotel so people had their pets there

this is a world where people unironically write about dog dicks

i am not really comfortable with people having their pets there nope

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

this is a world where people unironically write about dog dicks

i am not really comfortable with people having their pets there nope

hahhaha oh i almost forgot!!

there was one lady with an "artists institute" booth

she was clearly there for work and like

just kinda sitting there

i hope she got something out of it

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
wait was it here that someone mentioned having to go to a yaoi convention for business

was it you pick

if not
you may have seen a goon

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

wait was it here that someone mentioned having to go to a yaoi convention for business

was it you pick

if not
you may have seen a goon

woah, no, i was not there for business

i may indeed have seen a goon

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
wait no it was a furry con

somebody who works with animals

where the gently caress did i read this

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

amarantinesky posted:

We all do pointless things sometimes, I'm not sure the convention is worse than anything else.

At the very least it's amusing to some people ITT so it's not a total waste of time. :shrug:

I just spent half an hour turning a cat picture into a joke album cover

waste your time in whatever way you find fun, and you will have a good and fulfilled life

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

wait no it was a furry con

somebody who works with animals

where the gently caress did i read this

if i'd gone last year bigbigtruck would have been there :<

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Anyone else like herbal tea a lot? I certainly do. Especially cherry tea.

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