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Daikatana Ritsu posted:my mom has purchased Creed - Human Clay at least 5 times in her life, and she tells me about it every time Why has she bought so many? Do you keep stealing them?
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:my mom has purchased Creed - Human Clay at least 5 times in her life, and she tells me about it every time For her birthday you should burn her 20 copies and label them like "Human Clay - Kitchen" "Human Clay - Car (front seat)" "Human Clay - Car (back seat)"
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Jan 14, 2014 00:55
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Crow Jane posted:Why has she bought so many? Do you keep stealing them? they get scratched up or she loses them, and she's trolling me i learned from the best
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Jan 14, 2014 00:57
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j crew and bhldn have some really cute, low-key wedding dresses for under two grand, if anyone's interested. both just updated with some new items, too.
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Jan 14, 2014 01:04
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buy a nice inexpensive dress and have a lowkey inexpensive wedding and spend all that money on the honeymoon vacation. that's my tip
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Jan 14, 2014 01:08
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twigplant posted:j crew and bhldn have some really cute, low-key wedding dresses for under two grand, if anyone's interested. both just updated with some new items, too. Am I the only one who thinks "under two grand" is still wicked pricey? I think the wedding dress folks and the college textbook folks are in cahoots. quote:buy a nice inexpensive dress and have a lowkey inexpensive wedding and spend all that money on the honeymoon vacation. that's my tip Or a house.
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Jan 14, 2014 01:13
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poopkitty posted:Am I the only one who thinks "under two grand" is still wicked pricey? I think the wedding dress folks and the college textbook folks are in cahoots. Yeah I only have 2 grand to my name. I can't spend that much on a dress. I wish we could afford a house, but the only ones we'd be able to afford right now are the shittiest houses in the shittiest area of the city. We're good with our apartment for now.
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Jan 14, 2014 01:20
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Jan 14, 2014 01:22
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pixelbaron posted:buy a nice inexpensive dress and have a lowkey inexpensive wedding and spend all that money on the honeymoon vacation. that's my tip We didn't have "all that money" when we got married. Nor did anyone give us any. We were rice-and-beans broke and our folks were not pleased with our relationship. We're still waiting for the honeymoon and the house 17 years later. It is nice not to be beholden to anyone for money.
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Jan 14, 2014 01:42
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Portals posted:pretty sure this is what my mom did when she married my stepdad, it was so low-key that only one person was invited as a witness This is the key, just go to a justice of the peace and spend on all your money on a house/honeymoon/ lifetime his-and-hers WoW subscription or whatever. then, five years later when you have more money your parents will have built up so much annoyance at you for having cheated them out of seeing their baby get married they'll probably offer to puny up some cash for a proper wedding ceremony poopkitty posted:We didn't have "all that money" when we got married. Nor did anyone give us any. We were rice-and-beans broke and our folks were not pleased with our relationship. We're still waiting for the honeymoon and the house 17 years later. It is nice not to be beholden to anyone for money. If your parents were so opposed why did the omiai even have you two meet?
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Jan 14, 2014 01:58
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Making me feel bad about my outrageous luck in love. Can we bring up vagina blood cups and shoes?
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Jan 14, 2014 02:18
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Wildlife Analysis posted:Maybe if you weren't using just 10% of your brain you'd be able to handle all of the weird anime sex trivia. I'm not sure I want to use 90% of my brain on weird anime sex trivia. I might discover the mythical 4th kind of transformers sex. poopkitty posted:Am I the only one who thinks "under two grand" is still wicked pricey? I think the wedding dress folks and the college textbook folks are in cahoots. Well you know how white fabric costs 1000% more to produce than other colours. It's only logical really. A long time ago, white was the traditional colour of mourning (hence white lilies being grave flowers or symbolic of death in a lot of classical literature). It still is in some cultures. It wasn't that long ago that getting married in your best dress was the norm, so the whole 'all wedding dresses are default white' is quite a modern thing for the western world.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:19
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If I'm not mistaken, most modern wedding "traditions" can be traced directly back to Queen Victoria.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:20
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I plan on going the wear your best suit or dress route. I kind of want to "elope" because it seems romantic (and cheap)
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Jan 14, 2014 02:24
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Maybe I am just totally unromantic but I don't really see myself spending that much money on a wedding. I could use that money to buy a house. Or a new laptop or cellphone or tablet or gaming stuff. Yes, I really am a lady.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:38
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Or kids college tuition
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Jan 14, 2014 02:46
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I plan on going the wear your best suit or dress route. I kind of want to "elope" because it seems romantic (and cheap) My husband and I secretly went to Las Vegas and got married at a delightfully tacky chapel. It was just us and the minister, which really took all the pressure out of the event. Total cost was ~$100 for the wedding plus Vegas fun money. We're still planning to have a bigger ceremony somewhere down the line (when we have the money to pay for it) because I want an excuse to get my friends from all over the country together and party 
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Jan 14, 2014 02:51
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Enfys posted:I'm not sure I want to use 90% of my brain on weird anime sex trivia. I might discover the mythical 4th kind of transformers sex. If we're talking Beast Wars transformers, just loving in animal form.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:54
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I'm just not even remotely interested in getting married. It'd be cool if we got tax breaks for having joint ownership of our furniture and cats, though. Also, if I was to take his last name, my name would sound like either a superhero's alter-ego or a porn star
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Jan 14, 2014 02:57
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boom boom boom posted:If your parents were so opposed why did the omiai even have you two meet? Kinjiraireta ai. He is Tony and I am Maria, but he's a Brazilian/Costa Rican/Canadian Episcopalian Texan and I'm a white bread Catholic from Massachusetts. Basically I ran away from home to avoid it all. Like joining the circus, but with better benefits!
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Jan 14, 2014 02:58
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Crow Jane posted:If I'm not mistaken, most modern wedding "traditions" can be traced directly back to Queen Victoria. When in doubt, always blame stupid traditions on Victorians. This is a rule among historians that will rarely lead you astray.
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Jan 14, 2014 02:58
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Or kids college tuition My kids are on their own. I enlisted for it. quote:I'm just not even remotely interested in getting married. It'd be cool if we got tax breaks for having joint ownership of our furniture and cats, though. We wouldn't be married if the government wasn't such a dick. We weren't able to live together otherwise and they were going to send me to Japan and him to VA. (Fun fact, the military pays married folks more. They can skew it how they want, but it sucks.) If the benefits even LOOK like they will skew towards being better for singles, we will dissolve that poo poo quick. Just discussed this with Mr.Kitty, actually.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:02
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I don't really want to get married anyway but if I decided to I would get married in secret and tell no one then when my Granny eventually asks 'hey why aren't you and bf married yet' I'd be all 'haha Granny we are' then zoom out of there on a jetpack I bought with the money we saved from not getting married.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:03
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LingcodKilla posted:
Sure. Vagina shoes sound wicked uncomfortable.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:04
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Baneling Butts posted:My husband and I secretly went to Las Vegas and got married at a delightfully tacky chapel. It was just us and the minister, which really took all the pressure out of the event. Total cost was ~$100 for the wedding plus Vegas fun money. Yep. We paid $85 bucks. It was great. (Not in Vegas, though, because we didn't have the money to drive there. We took the bus downtown.)
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Jan 14, 2014 03:04
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boom boom boom posted:If we're talking Beast Wars transformers, just loving in animal form. You can still assume that they will be rubbing sparks, plugging stuff in slots, or using a transplanted cheetah wiener. I almost completely forgot, a transformer penis is always known as a "spike". Someone tried to make it "rod" instead but it met too much resistance because of Rodimus Prime.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:04
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Shannonmcn posted:I don't really want to get married anyway but if I decided to I would get married in secret and tell no one then when my Granny eventually asks 'hey why aren't you and bf married yet' I'd be all 'haha Granny we are' then zoom out of there on a jetpack I bought with the money we saved from not getting married. You've just made me decide that I'll only get married if we can do a Rocketeer themed wedding complete with jetpacks.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:05
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Pick posted:You can still assume that they will be rubbing sparks, plugging stuff in slots, or using a transplanted cheetah wiener. You have to stop before I think this chat is normal enough that I bring it up in normal convo irl, like I did with furries and bronies. Do it Crow Jane. Do it for the ladythread.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:07
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Crow Jane posted:You've just made me decide that I'll only get married if we can do a Rocketeer themed wedding complete with jetpacks. don't you dare steal my wedding theme i will cut you
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Jan 14, 2014 03:07
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Crow Jane posted:You've just made me decide that I'll only get married if we can do a Rocketeer themed wedding complete with jetpacks. you have to battle your way through nazis to get to the minister
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Jan 14, 2014 03:12
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pixelbaron posted:you have to battle your way through nazis to get to the minister Sweeeet. Eat it, VanSandman, I posted the idea and the dream wedding is mine 
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Jan 14, 2014 03:14
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brb gonna go cut crow jane
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Jan 14, 2014 03:15
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*is mortified to find that it is very difficult to cut somebody who can fly away at will*
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Jan 14, 2014 03:15
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Shannonmcn posted:You have to stop before I think this chat is normal enough that I bring it up in normal convo irl, like I did with furries and bronies. shoulda been at the con, discussed it to yer heart's content
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Jan 14, 2014 03:19
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I find it helps to have at least one friend in real life who's as into gawking at internet trainwrecks as you are. Having that outlet lessens your chances of actually bringing up dog dicks or bronies when talking to people less damaged than yourself
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Jan 14, 2014 03:23
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P sure I scarred my little sister for life telling her about MLP:FIM plushies with vaginas. But I also told her Santa isn't real so...
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Jan 14, 2014 03:29
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Where the hell did this thread go the past page or so? Jesus, people. On a different note, can I just say that I discovered EOS balm and nnngh, I love it and it's so much less expensive that then Josie Maran balm I get but goddamnit can they not make a big loving ball that doesn't easily fit in my pockets and look like a bag of heroin or some poo poo?
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Jan 14, 2014 03:45
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Guys the episode of Brooklyn 99 I'm watching just referenced Transformer porn. Its 3 in the morning and I have to go to bed ahhhhh.
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Jan 14, 2014 03:52
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Sonrisa posted:Where the hell did this thread go the past page or so? Which would you find most arousing, Tigatron and Airazor having sex with normal human genitals, blocky robot port and connector type genitals, opening up their chests and rubbing their robot hearts together, or in beast form, as just a tiger loving a falcon?
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Sonrisa posted:Where the hell did this thread go the past page or so? gbs aint afraid of lookin at the dark side of the moon sista
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