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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

The dick book was great. One copy got sent to an old family friend, who I thought would appreciate the humor in it. In return he sent me a priceless family heirloom, figured I'd share it with y'all.

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Busket_in_Posket posted:

No one's gonna be able to tell you apart from Elendil if you keep making posts of this caliber.

that's the point idiot

gleep gloop posted:

I can't tell you apart from any other random poster.

But the dick book was cool, come at me Krispy.

see you in chernarus b*tch

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
Cum Police

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Cum is p cool

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

gonna need to see a permit for all of this cum youre taking across state lines

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
rip in piss mokes

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
no justice no piece

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It was a good death, at least

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3602421&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post424443079

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
That thread is your standard D&D cesspool and moker's post would've fit in just fine if Xandu didn't know moker was making it ironically

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
miss u already mokes...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

miss u already mokes...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I'd never seen that video before. Holy poo poo when I'm a bum I hope I'm not a crazy one. They hosed that guy up.

RIPitenergyfuel Moker

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

I showed mine to a girl I was dating (Army Warrant) and she stole it :(

She preferred a bunch of two-dimensional images of fake dicks to your real dick.








makes u think

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Godholio posted:

She preferred a bunch of two-dimensional images of fake dicks to your real dick.








makes u think

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

She preferred a bunch of two-dimensional images of fake dicks to your real dick.








makes u think
:drat:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

She preferred a bunch of two-dimensional images of fake dicks to your real dick.








makes u think

Quantity over quality, I suppose

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the strungth of booblords dick is being questioned in two threads at the same time :wth:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yet another week in the hospital has taught me that the hottest nurses are the bitchiest.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

the hottest women are the bitchiest.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
:cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice::cumpolice:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:ocelot:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
How much do you love Pavel n4i?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if you don't love pavel then you have no heart, gay or straight

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

who the gently caress is pavel

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

who the gently caress is pavel

Some jacked gay dude

https://www.google.com/search?q=pav...iw=1600&bih=770

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the strungth of booblords dick is being questioned in two threads at the same time :wth:

Yeah, someone's mom must have snitched on me

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, someone's mom must have snitched on me

drat nigga that's a sick junior high burn

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

who the gently caress is pavel

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Pavel Petel :nws: http://pavel-petel.tumblr.com :nws:


Just a really buff russian dude that likes to pose with a bunch of weird poo poo. Lot of people surprised he turned out to be gay.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school

Dinosaur Gum
He has got some loving jacked quads

Dick is alright, not gigantifuckingnormous or anyhting

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mr. Nice! posted:

Just a really buff russian dude that likes to pose with a bunch of weird poo poo. Lot of people surprised he turned out to be gay.

Why would anyone possibly be surprised he's gay?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Russians not exactly big on that lifestyle, traditionally

E: At least the non-Bolshoi Ballet ones

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599442

Quitting weed is hard, guys :qq:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Weed is some serious business apparently

edit: the problem isn't weed, the problem probably is the dude is a loser and has nothing else going on in his life, so he created this "problem" he needs to solve, as if it's the only thing he has.

shyduck fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jan 16, 2014

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
3 people at work got pulled for randoms today, and i was mad envious because as soon as I pass my next random Im going to get so so high, 420 gently caress the DOT everyday

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I remember when I was working at this company years ago, where we were supposed all supposed get a pre-employment drug screening. Well, they never did it.

About 3 months later, I'm at a friend's house on the weekend, and just decided to smoke up. It had been 6 months since the last time, figured why not. I figured HR long forgot and that was that. THAT VERY MONDAY, the HR troll comes in, and gleefully informs me I have to go take that piss test I never took.

Left work with the slip, bought a huge bottle of water, cursed a lot, and took all the time allotted to drink. I passed, but gently caress that noise.

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