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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Guys I, for reals, find all Danelectros to be beautiful. Especially Seiji's guitar.

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

skander posted:

You are extraordinarily self-centered.

You think so? The first two pages of this thread were calling me out, personally.
Anything extraordinary about that?

What would you know?

Try it.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

fyodor posted:

Guys I, for reals, find all Danelectros to be beautiful. Especially Seiji's guitar.

I just can't dig em. They look too much like diner signs.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

No I think they meant after the focus was off you for half a second you tried to pull focus back to yourself. You don't have to do that anymore or ever. What would you have us do? Tell you your monkey handle guitar is not ugly? It's ugly. Not sorry.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Dr. Faustus posted:

You think so? The first two pages of this thread were calling me out, personally.
Anything extraordinary about that?

What would you know?

Try it.

KING OF THE THREAD

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

drunk asian neighbor posted:

KING OF THE THREAD

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

fyodor posted:

No I think they meant after the focus was off you for half a second you tried to pull focus back to yourself. You don't have to do that anymore or ever. What would you have us do? Tell you your monkey handle guitar is not ugly? It's ugly. Not sorry.
It was over a week, not a "half-a-second."

The guitar is gorgeous, and if you have a different opinion, then you are a normal person with your own taste. I disagree, and I don't accept your judgment. Actually, you and all like you may shove your judgement up your rear end.

:)

honky dong
Sep 2, 2011

New Johnny Depp signature guitar. drat that's ugly.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Dr. Faustus posted:

It was over a week, not a "half-a-second."

The guitar is gorgeous, and if you have a different opinion, then you are a normal person with your own taste. I disagree, and I don't accept your judgment. Actually, you and all like you may shove your judgement up your rear end.

:)

KING OF THE THREAD

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

I wasn't talking about you not having a case. You are extraordinarily self-centered.


Dr. Faustus posted:

The first two pages of this thread were calling me out, personally.
Anything extraordinary about that?
Yes. The normal people all understand that nobody was calling you out personally by showing a picture of a guitar and stating that it is ugly, and it's clear that you are completely unequipped to comprehend that.

quote:

What would you know?
What anybody with relatively normal social perceptions knows from reading your words. Or are you just playing a role to fool us all?


quote:

Try it.
Try what? Teaching social perception to an autistic? It doesn't work with my nephew, who is otherwise very bright.


e: Oh, yeah

drunk asian neighbor posted:

KING OF THE THREAD

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Zonekeeper posted:

It's more of a Flying crooked "T" with that tumor near the neck. Or a Flying backwards λ, I'm not sure which.

It's like a thalidomide guitar waving hello to you.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Borderview posted:

New Johnny Depp signature guitar. drat that's ugly.



lol i thought it said cumming

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Mr. Mallory posted:

lol i thought it said cumming
same

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Has Uli Roth's guitar been posted yet? It's a Dean so probably.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Dr. Faustus posted:

It was over a week, not a "half-a-second."

The guitar is gorgeous, and if you have a different opinion, then you are a normal person with your own taste. I disagree, and I don't accept your judgment. Actually, you and all like you may shove your judgement up your rear end.

:)

The half-second I refer to is when anyone would talk about anything else you couldn't and can't handle it. It's really weird and creepy you keep posting about yourself so I was kind of hoping you'd stop posting. For you. For us. For Steve Vai.

Thank u god bless.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

drunk asian neighbor posted:

KING OF THE THREAD

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
heh

mclast fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jan 16, 2014

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Dr. Faustus posted:

You think so? The first two pages of this thread were calling me out, personally.

do you even realize why people were calling you out in the first place dude

jesus christ, please stop posting in this thread, it's embarrassing as gently caress to read.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

For the record, I think the floral JEM is loving gorgeous and have been looking for a good example of one for several years.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
thx for outing yourself as 40 yo or older


VVVVVVV A Good Example

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

iostream.h posted:

For the record, I think the floral JEM is loving gorgeous and have been looking for a good example of one for several years.

???

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Whatever the gently caress Mac DeMarco did to his guitar made it ugly as gently caress, but he gets good sound from it:

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Those loving handles carved through the body. Just, why

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

BetterTasteThnU posted:

Those loving handles carved through the body. Just, why

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

Salt Fish posted:

Thanks ulillillia.

drunk asian neighbor posted:

KING OF THE THREAD

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

*scene from The Masque, a XXX Porn Parody

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Dr. Faustus posted:

This guitar is gorgeous:



Nice to see you again. See you later. =)

no one mentioned you, no one was talking about you, no one even brought up jems, why are you here

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

hey guys i couldn't help not being the center of attention in this thread anymore check this out and talk about me again

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Is that really it? Like there's no actual 'playing the guitar' reason, it's just for posing?

Sorry to srspost but really now I have to know

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

BetterTasteThnU posted:

Is that really it? Like there's no actual 'playing the guitar' reason, it's just for posing?

Sorry to srspost but really now I have to know

can you think of another reason?

edit: if you don't play guitar, the answer is no. the weight of the guitar is supported by your leg (sitting posture) or strap (standing posture) so that both your hands can be relaxed and playing the guitar there is never a reason to hold it by the handle ever ever ever jfc the 80ss sucked

mclast fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 16, 2014

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

BetterTasteThnU posted:

Is that really it? Like there's no actual 'playing the guitar' reason, it's just for posing?

Sorry to srspost but really now I have to know


Stop loving asking you're just playing into the shimmering satin web that Master VAI intended with his mysterious "feature."

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Monkey grip + stupid patern on the fretboard + ugly color = objectively ugly. It's not even an argument.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Wow that's even dumber than I expected, and I've heard Steve vai's music once

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Nope, that's not my bag of tea.



mclast posted:

thx for outing yourself as 40 yo or older


VVVVVVV A Good Example
Haha, close, I'm 38.
I used to idolize Vai when I was younger, his more avant garde stuff leaves me a little cold, but I desperately wanted one of those when I was a kid, still do. They play well and all, and sound really good, but I just want one just because. No big thing.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

iostream.h posted:

Nope, that's not my bag of tea.


Haha, close, I'm 38.
I used to idolize Vai when I was younger, his more avant garde stuff leaves me a little cold, but I desperately wanted one of those when I was a kid, still do. They play well and all, and sound really good, but I just want one just because. No big thing.

:sigh: yeah, i know man. i like being right but way to take the fun out of it being all human and poo poo

mclast fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jan 16, 2014

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



killhamster posted:

I will say this in the most literal sense possible, since that is what you understand best: synthesizers are cooler.

how do you feel about synthesizers with handles built into them??

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

iostream.h posted:

I used to idolize Vai when I was younger, his more avant garde stuff leaves me a little cold, but I desperately wanted one of those when I was a kid, still do. They play well and all, and sound really good, but I just want one just because. No big thing.

i dunno man i just never got into the superstrat thing or any of its variants

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Mr. Sharps posted:

how do you feel about synthesizers with handles built into them??



All the best synths have handles, simply by virtue of being 19" rackmount modules that are often racked in road cases.

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Declan MacManus posted:

When the PRS SEs first came out they were everywhere, metalcore dudes went loving nuts for them

I was actually at a show, and the lead act was some hair farmer band from New Jersey - they had a bad night, and were fighting with each other. This dude from the band threw a brand new PRS SE 245 into the parking lot and drove off. I had to do some repairs to it, but I really like the guitar. I think it might be because it was free.

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