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bunky posted:why did he put queen in quotes because "QUEEN" OF THE THREAD seriously someone PM a mod and get the thread title changed
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Jan 17, 2014 06:59
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But millions of people all over the world like Queen and only creepy weirdos voluntarily listen to Steve Vai? I think that's the difference.
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Jan 17, 2014 07:08
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mclast posted:
oh baby you know i love it when you check the finish for me mm yeah
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Jan 17, 2014 07:20
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mclast posted:
Thread challenge: A solid-body where 90-100% of the face is covered in pick guard material.
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Jan 17, 2014 07:36
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Fax Sr posted:that poly finish is loving nasty The pickups look pretty drat gross too.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I hope this helps, but I lost hope for persuading any of you long ago. Yet you keep trying dude.
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Jan 17, 2014 08:07
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killhamster posted:I just saw this in ML whoever owns this must be a stupid idiot
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There's nothing uglier than relic jobs that some clown did in his backyard. So Natural...   Admire the attention to detail:    This guitar below kills me. This douche nozzle took a belt sander to his Squier and just went to loving town on it. He went nuts and had the time of his life. Now he believes his ruined Squier is as good as a Custom Shop strat and he's asking $700 shipped for the privilege of being embarrassed and laughed at for owning his failed experiment. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Squier-Fend...=item1c3b1d8e73
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Jan 17, 2014 08:32
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Handen posted:whoever owns this must be a stupid idiot The most upsetting post in that thread was the dude who turned a Hammond organ into a guitar amp 
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Jan 17, 2014 08:35
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killhamster posted:The most upsetting post in that thread was the dude who turned a Hammond organ into a guitar amp Poor Decision Making Skills: The Thread (Musician Edition)
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Jan 17, 2014 08:39
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killhamster posted:The most upsetting post in that thread was the dude who turned a Hammond organ into a guitar amp what. gently caress that guy
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weird guitarist and minor youtube celebrity plays ugly guitar, spergs sperg out about it: http://alembic.com/club/messages/394/109091.html?1329980072
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Jan 17, 2014 09:15
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If you own an ugly guitar, you should video yourself doing something songy in it. Bonus points for a bitchin' solo. Up the ante. If you do a really good piece of work and the thread abides, I'll mail you this perfectly working Boss Super Chorus Pedal (CH-1) that I completely hate if you live in the USA. If you live outside of that, I'll paypal you 20 bux. Ugliest guitar = bonus points. I am not exempt from this poo poo. I have access to a loving really ugly guitar and I will submit an example. I don't want to win. I really don't. We're mostly adults here so the voting will be pretty obvious. In the event of a tie or a deadlock, or we can't figure out who won, we'll go into another round or someshit. If you don't receive the fuckin pedal or 20 bux I toxx clause myself (within 20 days of closing this competition) Worst example also wins some points. If you are so bad that you're amazing, you have to busk somewhere, and I don't give a gently caress if you live in Antarctica, you better get on some live web poo poo and busk there, fucko. This competition closes on January 25th at 7 pm USA Eastern time.
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Jan 17, 2014 09:23
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I don't have ways of recording myself but can I just post a picture of my blue quilt maple mockingbird instead?
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge: A solid-body where 90-100% of the face is covered in pick guard material. hmmm does metal count? think I'm only at 65%-70% here anyways  wtf is that little knob with the bent pipe sticking out? mini espresso steamer?
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Jan 17, 2014 14:45
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YESSSS I think I did it. Thank you, Ed Roman dot com !!! also another beauty from the same page of his site  "Custom One Of A Kind Stainless Steel Mutilator Pickguard, "Not For The Faint Of Heart" This Took A Skilled Craftsman 2 Solid Days To Make Ed Roman Can Build You A Custom Pickguard"
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Oh boy, lovely relic jobs! My first guitar was a Squier VM Jaguar with the lowest effort "relic" job I've ever seen. Check this poo poo out:  (lovely cell pictures, but they get the point across) Let's break it down: -The parts of the guitar that the last owner didn't go apeshit on with a chisel and/or a lighter were still as shiny as the day it was new. Guy couldn't even be bothered to hit the whole thing with sandpaper. -Not really visible in the pics, but the chrome control plates had scratches in them that looked like they were done with a nail or a pocket knife. Because you can totally scratch the area around the jack like that with the end of a guitar cable. -Squier logo is scratched off. Still identifiable as a Squier because the 'By Fender" portion was left alone. -EVH cigarette burns on the headstock. Because you'll totally be playing Eruption on this fucker all the time. I am still amazed that my guitar shop let me trade this piece of poo poo in towards my Strat.
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killhamster posted:The most upsetting post in that thread was the dude who turned a Hammond organ into a guitar amp It was being thrown out by somebody. There are a dozen locally free on Craigslist. The late 70s/80s Hammond transistor organs are getting dumped all the time. It's not like I chopped up a B3 or something remotely valuable. It was a free gently caress around. I wasn't looking for tone nirvana.
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Jan 17, 2014 16:12
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ffs, that big bag of sad just won't quit, will he? here, i did a google for "the best guitar in the world."   
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Spanish Manlove posted:I don't have ways of recording myself but can I just post a picture of my blue quilt maple mockingbird instead? You don't have an iPhone or some other hipster gadgetry all the new kids are using these days?
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Jan 17, 2014 18:26
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge: A solid-body where 90-100% of the face is covered in pick guard material. Fair Hallion posted:YESSSS I think I did it. Thank you, Ed Roman dot com !!! Looks like a winner to me! Thread challenge 2: Absolute maximum number of pickups. Humbuckers count as one pickup, piezo's and midi count, knobs and switches don't matter. Guitar and bass entries welcome.
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Jan 17, 2014 19:31
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge 2: Absolute maximum number of pickups. five 
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Jan 17, 2014 19:40
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looking for pickups but i found this beauty
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge: A solid-body where 90-100% of the face is covered in pick guard material.  
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge 2: Absolute maximum number of pickups. Beat you guys ages ago. stratdax posted:That's some weak poo poo dude. Get on my level: stratdax posted:If you aren't rocking a 1:1 pickup:string ratio you may as well just burn your guitar
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Jan 17, 2014 19:53
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mclast posted:looking for pickups but i found this beauty Pre-emptively won the knob challenge, no homo
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Jan 17, 2014 19:55
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I'll donate one of my random PRS pickups if you promise to put it anywhere but underneath the strings but still wire it in.
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Jan 17, 2014 20:22
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is this cheating
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Jan 17, 2014 20:33
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Harry in Rio posted:If you own an ugly guitar, you should video yourself doing something songy in it. Bonus points for a bitchin' solo. quoted for posterity. as the person who owns that stinky telecaster with the d-tuna and a gibson reverse v i plan to win the gently caress out of this
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Jan 17, 2014 20:34
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Cobalt60 posted:Thread challenge 2: Absolute maximum number of pickups. 
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stratdax posted:Beat you guys ages ago. I can't beat these two for number of pickups, but the layout is ten times better: killhamster posted:ahahahaha what the gently caress
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Jan 17, 2014 21:17
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gently caress, well that is the most tragic example. The other full-face pickguards are meh but THIS...
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Jan 17, 2014 21:28
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If that whole guitar was done in that bowling-ball veneer, it'd look just fine. However, that right there is loving terrible.
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Jan 17, 2014 21:30
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Harry in Rio posted:If you own an ugly guitar, you should video yourself doing something songy in it. Bonus points for a bitchin' solo. Ugly (according to the thread anyway, I loving love it) lawyer guitar PRS on this one. You can't hear the other guitar player in this, so it's all on my head. I'm on the far left, out of scene for most of it, but here y'go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REH5pNnqU34
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Jan 17, 2014 22:38
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Holy Moly. Y'all gotta watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh3HRvPvXRk
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stratdax posted:Holy Moly. All I see is a baked potato playing some awfully crushed guitar sounds. idgi
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stratdax posted:Holy Moly. Please don't docxx Faustus
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stratdax posted:Holy Moly. holy fuckin poo poo
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it's so uncomfortable. i have to look away when he makes eye contact. ahahaaaaahaahaaahaaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVRjNc0tKeU HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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