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Allen Wren posted:I was originally going to post "I don't recognize the third, fifth or sixth guys," but then I realized who three and five were. Who's six? Gonna say Paul Gilbert
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Allen Wren posted:I was originally going to post "I don't recognize the third, fifth or sixth guys," but then I realized who three and five were. Who's six? sheldon from the big bang theory
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Declan MacManus posted:sheldon from the big bang theory
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Also lol at getting the second guy but not immediately getting the third guy
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What the actual gently caress. They were seriously going to have motherfucking Gibson make an "Authentic" line of instruments honoring one of the most famous Fender Stratocaster users in history. Sure he used a Gibson later in his career, but gently caress it. Let's make knockoff Stratocasters and stamp 'em with an Authentic Jimi Hendrix logo.
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Valtaherra posted:Also lol at getting the second guy but not immediately getting the third guy I thought one of them was Brian Setzer for a moment and got confused. I've had a long day.
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Zonekeeper posted:What the actual gently caress. And yeah, he DID play a V pretty regularly among other Gibsons but really, Hendrix = Strat for the most part. The amount of poo poo his estate has been involved in regarding his name is loving amazing.
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Allen Wren posted:I was originally going to post "I don't recognize the third, fifth or sixth guys," but then I realized who three and five were. Who's six? Top to Bottom: Buddy Guy(my hero) Josh Homme(Queens of the Stone age) x2 Buckethead (also my hero) Jerry Cantrell(Alice in Chains) Paul Gilbert. Pretty much 5 of my favorite guitarists ever. Also all fans of ugly-ish guitars. I thought for sure everyone would think they all had ugly guitars. Guess not. Edit: Hendrix talk: He also played an SG from time to time. I've seen videos of him rocking a white triple pickup one I think(flipped over, of course). Edit x2: Yep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwaekyQhMfI Dirt fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 19, 2014 |
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Dirt posted:Top to Bottom: I like his late tone better than his early tone which I guess is sacrilege but whatever
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Declan MacManus posted:Dan Armstrong Plexis are rad That's not a dan armstrong tho, it just wants to be one when it grows up. I wanted one of those so bad when I was in high school and couldn't afford it.
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Harry in Rio posted:So lets hear some function, fuckos. Make that ugly poo poo sing and soar you loving faggots. My music was (rightfully, since it's kinda bad) flamed, even by the one guy who posted anything in response, who prefaced his post with, "This is really old and it really sucks, but...." Courage ITT Do what Harry in Rio says. Slay us with your chops, no judgement from me. Styles in music and styles in guitar builds are but moments in time. They're not inherently bad and you know it. I was just happy to be your punching bag during the holidays when I didn't have to work. It was silly but I have other things to do now. There you go, another 10 pages of thread fodder. Happy New Year.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:18 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:I remembered how this turned out when I made the same challenge, to all these poo poo-talkers back in the day (December?) Aesthetics have exactly zero to do with playing. Your poo poo is objectively hideous, whether you play it well or not
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:23 |
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There's also a really good reason no one has responded to that idiotic challenge and you know god drat well its not because literally none of us can play Think about it, preferably in a different thread
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Earlier in the thread when I challenged faustus to a soloing competition it was my plan to just pick some random notes and maybe play them left handed even though I've never done that before and then he'd get banned anyway.
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Valtaherra posted:Aesthetics have exactly zero to do with playing. Your poo poo is objectively hideous, whether you play it well or not Valtaherra posted:There's also a really good reason no one has responded to that idiotic challenge and you know god drat well its not because literally none of us can play Salt Fish posted:Earlier in the thread when I challenged faustus to a soloing competition it was my plan to just pick some random notes and maybe play them left handed even though I've never done that before and then he'd get banned anyway.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:41 |
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Valtaherra posted:There's also a really good reason no one has responded to that idiotic challenge and you know god drat well its not because literally none of us can play Well, I'd just like to hear music. If you consider that idiotic, I'm ok with that. And I'm sure you are, too.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:43 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:
Yeah dude the thread was grinding to a halt for a while there but thanks to you periodically showing up out of nowhere again and being all 'ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!' we're guaranteed another 10 pages of material!
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Homestar Runner posted:Yeah dude the thread was grinding to a halt for a while there but thanks to you periodically showing up out of nowhere again and being all 'ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!' we're guaranteed another 10 pages of material! Valtaherra posted:There's also a really good reason no one has responded to that idiotic challenge and you know god drat well its not because literally none of us can play Harry in Rio posted:Well, I'd just like to hear music. If you consider that idiotic, I'm ok with that. And I'm sure you are, too. I don't ask you to like my playing, but at least recognize I put it right in front of you to criticize. This thread is where the poo poo-talking is taking place, so I see no reason to go elsewhere. Do you have a compelling reason that you can play? Your turn, grinding to a halt. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jan 19, 2014 |
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Man I really like klezmer, can someone please play some for me cause I'm totally jonesin' for some klez tag up motherfuckers we in a gang now
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Harry in Rio posted:Man I really like klezmer, can someone please play some for me cause I'm totally jonesin' for some klez You joke but I bet none of these guitar-hating stylists have ever heard of Klezmer or the joy it can produce.
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Declan MacManus posted:I like his late tone better than his early tone which I guess is sacrilege but whatever looks like his *very* early tone was on a Danelectro lol Where's Danelectro's "Private James Hendrix" signature model ? They missed a trick there. Well maybe they're not insane corporate assholes like Gibson... OR they don't wanna be associated with someone with a discharge sheet like this , hahaaa
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 10:27 |
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Fair Hallion posted:looks like his *very* early tone was on a Danelectro lol LOL, never saw that... holy poo poo, but jacking off in a latrine is impossible, and makes you miss flush toilets and a little privacy
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 10:42 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:Tell me this asinine thread hasn't been hanging on my every word. Look at it, and then say that. *looks at thread* Yup, you sure have been desperately hanging on every word of the thread! Congratulations, you're finally 100% correc...! oh. Content! I find this thing intriguingly atrocious I assume there is an ugly guitar somewhere in this picture. I didn't really look at it because ^Sweet string-bendy action Hendrix's aforementioned Flying-V is pretty bitchin'! Homestar Runner fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Jan 19, 2014 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:Bullshit. must be delightful to live in a world full of such plentiful and immense delusion and bullshit
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 12:57 |
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and also bad guitars
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 12:58 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:You joke but I bet none of these guitar-hating stylists have ever heard of Klezmer or the joy it can produce. lol
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 13:10 |
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This guy is Spike Jones. He was a novelty act band leader in the 1950s. He mostly conducted and played percussion: pots and pans, car horns, washboards etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be7O9g2sphw
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mclast posted:White Dog Eggs and I been in talks to make this a reality Congrats on your commission I guess but I can't overstate how...uncomfortable that guitar makes me feel. I don't know why, I get really on edge every time I see it. e: axolotl farmer posted:This guy is Spike Jones. He was a novelty act band leader in the 1950s. He mostly conducted and played percussion: pots and pans, car horns, washboards etc. Jesus Christ suits were hideous in the 50s. I hope they come back in style.
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I need to post pics somehow of my brother's limited edition Spawn Ibanez because holy gently caress Edit: here we go, not my picture but E2: I'm spawn's cape just disappearing into the void of the body on the left Armani fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jan 19, 2014 |
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Renegret posted:Congrats on your commission I guess but I can't overstate how...uncomfortable that guitar makes me feel. I don't know why, I get really on edge every time I see it. Were you molested as a child in a station wagon? If so:
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 14:29 |
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A sample from ESP's 2014 range: I'm assuming that I'm the only one who actually thinks these looks really really nice?
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Fair Hallion posted:looks like his *very* early tone was on a Danelectro lol shoulda been saint's row purple. is that microtone fret spacing or just a trick of perspective? Renegret posted:Congrats on your commission I guess but I can't overstate how...uncomfortable that guitar makes me feel. I don't know why, I get really on edge every time I see it. lol yeah pretty eyecatching innit
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ubermarcus posted:A sample from ESP's 2014 range: Eh, but the text on the bottom right makes it look like they're a show coming soon on Fox or F/X or something.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Bullshit. I played for GBS It was super fun
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 18:12 |
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I didn't play for SA. Because I don't play guitar. But I still think Dr. Faustus is a narcissistic tool.
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Fair Hallion posted:looks like his *very* early tone was on a Danelectro lol Haha, holy gently caress, I never knew that! A friend of a friend recently brought one of those for £600, lol. Edit: It's got it's own coffin shaped case too. Perhaps the guitar has a tiny vampire inside it.
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White Dog Eggs posted:A friend of a friend recently brought one of those for £600, lol. that reminds me I sold one of these once
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mclast posted:that reminds me I sold one of these once i...is that an iceman ukulele
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