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Motherfucker posted:But what is a lady? seriously. The opposite of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VJY97l0jVA
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it means you go to the bathroom to fart in private so no one can hear you
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:it means you go to the bathroom to fart in private so no one can hear you or you learn the technique of the silent fart
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silent farts are notoriously unreliable tbh in my experience the ones that come like ninjas in the night and make me think "oh good this will be the stealthiest fart" inevitably go PAAAAAAAAAAAAARP whereas sometimes you just want to show your contempt for the world by farting really really loudly like majestic thunder and all you can summon up is a tremulous prrrrft
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Portals posted:I'd been a size 12 in pants for ages and I picked up some nice dress slacks a year ago as an investment for when I start having an actual job, but then I dropped a bunch of sizes accidentally and they're all super baggy on me now. It's a strange mix of depressing and great.
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i lost 16kg last year i now have pants that literally fall down when i stand up like i tried a pair on, stood, and FLOP! down around my ankles i liked those pants too 
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Avshalom posted:i lost 16kg last year Just call those your date pants.
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i only wear assless chaps to my dates also to church
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Avshalom posted:i lost 16kg last year 
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Jan 21, 2014 06:55
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I lost a gazillion pounds in 2013 but only dropped a few sizes. Stupid body, don't you know I'm supposed to be a size 2 by now? (j/k I wear a 14 but hope to get down to 10 or 8)
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a travelling HEGEL posted:Hey, I lost 36 pounds, that's about the same but yours sounds more impressive stupid metric system
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Jan 21, 2014 07:42
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Avshalom posted:
You should say you lost 2 and a half stone. I always think losing a stone sounds like a lot.
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Avshalom posted:i only wear assless chaps to my dates Welcome back again Avs I see you're avatarless. And hello all. Going to bed been drinking a bit just dropped in to say hi. E: Also just cover your farts with a loud fake sneeze. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Jan 21, 2014 |
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Jan 21, 2014 08:36
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I want to go to France and dress like Julie Budet
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Al Borland posted:Welcome back again Avs I see you're avatarless. i was overcome by my own incredible sexiness and next thing i know i've been banned thrice in one night
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amarantinesky posted:I will find pictures of my pets and post them once I overcome this clothing thing. Have you considered a chemise? Or a fake chemise? You may not have seen the real thing if you aren't a church lady, but you may have seen the fake kind on TV.  Underclothes that make you look more modest if you show them off. What a world!
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When a lady wears one it's a cami. 
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Jan 21, 2014 08:56
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realtalk i would like to wear a gigantic fake dick on the outside of my clothes for a day just one that pins onto the front of my pants and hangs down to my knees but is otherwise very realistic it's a simple thing but it is my lifelong dream
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Jan 21, 2014 08:59
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^^^ do it for Australia Day. Hang a flag off it.
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Avshalom posted:realtalk i would like to wear a gigantic fake dick on the outside of my clothes for a day I'm sure one day you can achieve it. I believe in you.
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grapey posted:I lost a gazillion pounds in 2013 but only dropped a few sizes. Stupid body, don't you know I'm supposed to be a size 2 by now? (j/k I wear a 14 but hope to get down to 10 or 8) I did the opposite, I lost about ten pounds (~5kg) but I went from a size 12 to a size 8 Avshalom posted:realtalk i would like to wear a gigantic fake dick on the outside of my clothes for a day invest in one of those terrifying hyper-realistic dildos and some safety pins
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Jan 21, 2014 09:02
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thank you for the support everybody i will wear it with a nice modest outfit and won't comment on or draw attention to it in any way as i go about my daily business
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Portals posted:I did the opposite, I lost maybe ten pounds but I went from a size 12 to a size 8 Those things are super pricey Shes better off getting a giant rubber dick and some thread. You could probably sew it on an apron. Maybe one of those kiss the cook aprons.
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i don't have a lot of money so maybe i'll just improvise with some frozen dim sims and a chorizo from the supermarket
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Al Borland posted:Those things are super pricey Shes better off getting a giant rubber dick and some thread. You could probably sew it on an apron. I know back when regretsy was running one of the posts was about an apron that had a flap with a hairy cloth dong underneath it
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Avshalom posted:i don't have a lot of money so maybe i'll just improvise with some frozen dim sims and a chorizo from the supermarket better start saving. I'd say a big dong dildo thing could be bout $70ish USD. So start trying to cut down on eating out $5 dollars a day saved and in no time you'll have saved up. Portals posted:I know back when regretsy was running one of the posts was about an apron that had a flap with a hairy cloth dong underneath it Sounds like fun for the whole family.
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sorry i need that money for re-regs
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Avshalom posted:sorry i need that money for re-regs You could try and not do horrible things to get banned for a bit? I know its hard.
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you don't understand my culture
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Avshalom posted:you don't understand my culture I'll try harder in the future. Promise. E: Goodnight.
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i appreciate it, perhaps our inevitable sham marriage isn't doomed after all
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idk why we'll get sham married but i'm assuming it has something to do with doobie
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Avshalom posted:idk why we'll get sham married but i'm assuming it has something to do with doobie Forgot to put the casing on the hot dog etc etc etc E: is there still an IRC channel?
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Can someone please explain to me IRC? The only IRC I've ever used is for work and I thought that was a war thing but my co worker is trying to talk me into playing an online space game where if you talk in IRC people give you free things. I like free stuff and also I'm gullible.
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poopkitty posted:Can someone please explain to me IRC? The only IRC I've ever used is for work and I thought that was a war thing but my co worker is trying to talk me into playing an online space game where if you talk in IRC people give you free things. I like free stuff and also I'm gullible. I use it for school work and chatting. It is a remnant of the 90s and 00s that wont die. also p2p file transfer.
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tmi question: does anyone else not sleep at all the night before they get their period? i get this sudden rush of energy right before mine and stay awake for like 36 hours straight. it makes me wildly productive too, so it kind of owns. obviously it also makes me a raging war machine but that's pretty standard is this normal or am i an alien
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nah i just have to sleep on my back because NOOOO MY TITTIIIIIEEESSS
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