@Midnight: "He said I'd get high as fuck, I'm only high as titties, please advise."

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > @Midnight: "He said I'd get high as fuck, I'm only high as titties, please advise."

«‹›91 »

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

God bless you Porn Hub.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:09

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 23, 2024 13:39

graynull: Dec 2, 2005; Did I misread all the signs?

Oh good, my cable box decided now would be a good time to update itself which takes like 30 minutes. Thanks Time Warner Cable, for finding a new way to be an even worse company/monopoly than you already were.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:11

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

For tonights hashtag wars, I am rather proud of Bronies and Fedoras.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:11

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

graynull posted:

Oh good, my cable box decided now would be a good time to update itself which takes like 30 minutes. Thanks Time Warner Cable, for finding a new way to be an even worse company/monopoly than you already were.

You can't manually change that? I have mine set to go off at like 4AM.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:11

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I didnt get that.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:16

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

She's really never done cocaine? Yeah, calling bullshit on that one.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:18

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Hymen broken by FedEx guys.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:22

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

twistedmentat posted:

Hymen broken by FedEx guys.

2 stars

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:23

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

PENIS PUMP INCOMING

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:24

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Holy poo poo Al. :lol:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:24

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Zero One posted:

2 stars

I'm pretty sure that was the part that made me laugh until i cried.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:25

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

OH GOD, HE WARNED US
WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN :stonk:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:27

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Uh yea, if I make it to 100 I want a room of hot twinks dancing 24/7, I earned that poo poo.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:27

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

The return of #butts!

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:31

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Her celebration needs to be in the OP

Also, we should be collecting a Hall of Fame of great answers.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 06:31

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

BigRed0427 posted:

Her celebration needs to be in the OP

Also, we should be collecting a Hall of Fame of great answers.

Al Madrigal's answer should have been worth an automatic trip to the finals. That was brilliant.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 07:37

Narcissus1916: Apr 29, 2013

Went to the taping of tonight's show, definitely recommend it.

Oddly enough, there was a huge run of jokes about queefing that were all cut. Standards and practices must have put the kibosh on that topic, again.

It started with the "Worst Reality Shows" and Ardyn said something like "House Queefers" which led to a hilarious bit where she demonstrated how one would queef on a house. Cue running jokes throughout the show related to that that all had to be cut.

It was an especially fun taping because I got to contrast it with other shows I've seen taped. In the past few years I've seen Jay Leno, a few episodes of an American Idol wannabe, and a host of unfunny sitcoms. And for all of them, the tapings felt brief and professional.

@midnight's taping felt a lot like the show itself - Hardwick and a bunch of funny people he knows get together and shoot the poo poo for a half hour, and hey, you know, if someone finds it funny, cool. Lots of "aw gently caress, gotta reshoot that!" and little bits of rambling pieces that really help the show's freewheeling sense of fun.

Also, drat, the editors do a fine job. They've only got about three hours from when the taping finished to the east coast air time, and outside of the queefing joke all they cut were all the weaker lines that didn't quite land.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 09:47

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

#BUTTS finally lost, as it should be.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 13:32

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

Noni posted:

I wish Paul F. Tompkins was on this show every day, but sometimes as Werner Herzog.

Paul F. Tompkins is proof to me that comedy is very subjective. I find him grating and insufferable and the love for him on the internet is astounding. I hope they at least keep one comedian on every episode because actors, directors, musicians, etc aren't usually as quick witted as comedians and gently caress with the pace.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 15:43

KilGrey: Mar 13, 2005; You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

I want Tom Lennon on all the time, and I want him to lose every time.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:54

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

oh god weird al is on tonight and i have to go to sleep now...

I'll catch it when I wake up.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:10

Notgothic: May 24, 2003; Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Ariza posted:

Paul F. Tompkins is proof to me that comedy is very subjective. I find him grating and insufferable and the love for him on the internet is astounding. I hope they at least keep one comedian on every episode because actors, directors, musicians, etc aren't usually as quick witted as comedians and gently caress with the pace.

I can understand why people might like him and think that the things he says are funny, but I feel the exact same way. I can't imagine being in the same room with him and not wanting to throttle him within two minutes.

Excited for Weird Al tonight, though, I love it when he just shows up in some odd random tv show or video or what-have-you.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:32

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Narcissus1916 posted:

Went to the taping of tonight's show, definitely recommend it.

Oddly enough, there was a huge run of jokes about queefing that were all cut. Standards and practices must have put the kibosh on that topic, again.

It started with the "Worst Reality Shows" and Ardyn said something like "House Queefers" which led to a hilarious bit where she demonstrated how one would queef on a house. Cue running jokes throughout the show related to that that all had to be cut.

It was an especially fun taping because I got to contrast it with other shows I've seen taped. In the past few years I've seen Jay Leno, a few episodes of an American Idol wannabe, and a host of unfunny sitcoms. And for all of them, the tapings felt brief and professional.

@midnight's taping felt a lot like the show itself - Hardwick and a bunch of funny people he knows get together and shoot the poo poo for a half hour, and hey, you know, if someone finds it funny, cool. Lots of "aw gently caress, gotta reshoot that!" and little bits of rambling pieces that really help the show's freewheeling sense of fun.

Also, drat, the editors do a fine job. They've only got about three hours from when the taping finished to the east coast air time, and outside of the queefing joke all they cut were all the weaker lines that didn't quite land.

Haven't they used queef on South Park countless times?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:36

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

SIT THE gently caress DOWN AND WATCH MY SHOW

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:01

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Tonight is going to be amazing.

Its been like 15 years, but I'm still not used to seeing Weird Al without a 'mo.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:02

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

YEAH! WEIRD AL!

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:02

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Oh dang Hot Saucerman.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:03

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

God its like three of my favorite people on this panel :allears:

UHF is still one of the best comedies ever

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:03

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

loving awesome lineup.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:03

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wait, I saw Poshen on Deadpool, and did not realize it was Brian.

How can you spend $75k at a stipclub?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:04

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh my god, Weird Al Yankovic and Brian Posehn? This is going to be a hell of an episode :swoon:

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:04

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

twistedmentat posted:

Wait, I saw Poshen on Deadpool, and did not realize it was Brian.

Wow, good for him. Is it any good? I never read Deadpool.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:05

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Al killin it immediately

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:05

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

BigRed0427 posted:

Wow, good for him. Is it any good? I never read Deadpool.

It's probably the best run in years as I've heard, especially the recent arc The good the bad and the ugly.

Much better than the quality holocaust that was Daniel Way's run

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:06