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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
off work tomorrow so im drunk as gently caress job interview at 2 i do whatever the gently caress i want

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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
i wish i hadn't enlisted as a pogue reservist bitch :(

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Admiral Bosch posted:

i wish i hadn't enlisted

ftfy

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
good point

edit: i would put this in the marine thread but whatever. has anyone else here google mapped places they saw combat?

Admiral Bosch fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Jan 21, 2014

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Admiral Bosch posted:

has anyone else here google mapped places they ate midrats?

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

Jameson is pretty good haven't had since I was a kid.

Wanted to take a break form scotch and didn't have high hopes because ~ but yes very ok would recommend I should make eggs and soldiers.

Bought the mrs a holiday for Christmas and it's this weekend, what's some freaky sex poo poo to do that a regular dude wouldn't have thought of?? (already not jerking off to save up for a massive spoof)(buying some batteries for the vib I got her that she hasn't use because apparently showerhead is allgood but I figure we can make it work for something))

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

let her put a finger in your butt

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Click Beelay posted:

oi m8s, tacitly askin' for permission to get knackered and have me missus' violate me all-black. Corkin'?

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011


e;


Nah, haven't even done anal coz she says she'll only do it if she can shove a finger up my rear end. I don't really care I just don't ese why someone would wanna d othat coz maybe I'm not speaking for all guys but for me I'd wager I'm not ubersterile 100% entirely clean up there.

Good man for knowing All Blacks though.

Click Beelay fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 21, 2014

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Really glad I'm in the back row of class right now. :stare:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Click Beelay posted:

Jameson is pretty good haven't had since I was a kid.

Wanted to take a break form scotch and didn't have high hopes because ~ but yes very ok would recommend I should make eggs and soldiers.

Bought the mrs a holiday for Christmas and it's this weekend, what's some freaky sex poo poo to do that a regular dude wouldn't have thought of?? (already not jerking off to save up for a massive spoof)(buying some batteries for the vib I got her that she hasn't use because apparently showerhead is allgood but I figure we can make it work for something))



eat bootyhole

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

eat bootyhole

:nws:
http://imgur.com/eL31vwW

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Sarah posted:

Really glad I'm in the back row of class right now. :stare:

I don't open this thread in class.


gross

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


You really need to get over your fear of vaginas.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You really need to get over your fear of vaginas.

that really wasn't the objectionable part of that :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

that really wasn't the objectionable part of that :colbert:

:thejoke:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


:nws: :quagmire:

http://i.imgur.com/CCMhecP.jpg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Judi Dench?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

:eyepop:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Eh what the hell, yes

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

gleep gloop posted:

Eh what the hell, yes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
sproing

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

:fh:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Original Star Trek is a pretty good show. It's like Mad Men in space except Kirk isn't a big conflicted pussy. He just fucks his subordinates and punches people.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Victor Vermis posted:

Original Star Trek is a pretty good show. It's like Mad Men in space except Kirk isn't a big conflicted pussy. He just fucks his subordinates and punches people.

I wish you were one if his subordinates.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Cole posted:

I wish you were one if his subordinates.

um duh

Huttan
May 15, 2013

Victor Vermis posted:

Original Star Trek is a pretty good show. It's like Mad Men in space except Kirk isn't a big conflicted pussy. He just fucks his subordinates and punches people.

You may notice the total lack of money and capitalism there. The only capitalist in the original series is Harry Mudd (and maybe the guy peddling tribbles). If I ever have a real spaceship, I'm going to name it after him: Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

Cole posted:

I wish you were one if his subordinates.
And may you never wear a red shirt.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
What is this nerd poo poo

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
here is my reply to this nerd poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI-UjrkFshQ

seig heil seitan

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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gleep gloop posted:

What is this nerd poo poo

Big pointy 60's titties.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Victor Vermis posted:

Big pointy 60's titties.

Kill yourself irl

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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gleep gloop posted:

Kill yourself irl

We can make a pact.

I'll tenderly gleep your gloop while we fade out together.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I would never stoop to touching you. Ever.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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gleep gloop posted:

I would never stoop to touching you. Ever.



Upon a tear-soaked note, scrawled in crayon and festooned with dongs, his last words:

gently caress u gleep gloop

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I wish

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
here is a song i wrote for u 2 homos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

look

another lame as gently caress marine


shocking

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